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Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Pot plants at the fair

(Newsday)
Marijuana

Pot plants at the fair = that pleasant profit
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Eliot Phillips

Rock and roll legend Chuck Berry dies

(BBC)
RIP Chuck Berry 1926 - 2017

Followers mourn as the legendary musician Chuck Berry dies = Cry tears - rich edgy blues, awesome rock 'n roll unified humans = His rich edgy blues, awesome rock 'n roll unify races - damn true!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: H. Michael Karshis

Comey's probe, Trump's impeachment, and slapping Russia

(NJ.com)
March Against Racism 2017 (London)

Massive epic anagram
Gets truth
To honest men
= Vote Trump! MAGA! ...
Then oh, giant mess!
Resistance!
= The US
government
Is coming
Apart at the
Seams!
= Others investigate
Trump's Management.
Chaos!
= Treason!
Must avenge;
Go start
His impeachment!
Anagram: Christopher Davis
Image: Tim Dennell

'Militant' anti-smoking monkey

(UPI)

This militant Indonesian macaque ~ is maniac; and is quite anti-menthol.
Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Donald Trump's nonstop lies are failing him

(Chicago Tribune)
#NoFacistUSA

Anagram: An elderly guy called Keith,
Mislaid his set of false teeth.
They'd been laid on a chair,
He'd forgot they were there,
Sat down, and was bitten beneath.
= The Donald's a fake story nit,
Who tweets belligerent shit!
Hey! He's a rage-horrible cad,
So tweet-demented and bad!
Yeah! A lie-filthy leech and unfit!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Jürgen Telkmann

Friday, March 17, 2017

A dark St. Patrick's Day with Asbury Park's Cold Seas

(Asbury Park Press)

Saint Patrick's Day = Kids' satanic party
Anagram: Russ Atkinson

President Trump Is Now Completely Isolated In His Unfounded Wiretap Claim

(Time)
NOT MY LEPRECHAUN!  TALKING = LYING, scott richard

President Trump Is Now Completely Isolated In His Unfounded Wiretap Claim = A simple-minded dimwit-dope, unrepentant wilful lout's conspiracy theories!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: torbakhopper

'Narcissist' bird stares

(UPI)

'Narcissist' bird stares, ~ its bird raciness stars
Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Senate intelligence panel rejects Trump wiretap claim

(BBC)
Spy-crowave

Wiretap = Aw, tripe!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Jack Lawrence

Oklahoma lawmaker arrested on child prostitution charges

(Yahoo!)

Senator Ralph Shortey = So, arrest the horny pal!
Anagram: Aronas Pinchas

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Learning that we're all Trump's victims

(Daily Hampshire Gazette)
DC Protests Trump's Muslim Ban 2.0

Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy, Pride = Ugh! Grisly, nutty, lowest pervert, The Donald.
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Stephen Melkisethian

Ivana Trump to write a memoir of 'motherhood, resilience and strength' - raising three children with Donald Trump

(The Daily Telegraph)
Ivana Trump

Ivana Trump seeks to write a 'show and tell' memoir = How repellent! Woman is a retard. It makes us vomit!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Miss Shari

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

In challenge to Trump, 17 Republicans in Congress join fight against global warming

(Reuters)
Climate Change

In challenge to Trump, Seventeen Republicans in Congress join fight against global warming = Best process! Men arguing on failing climate change will turn the plan into saving green jobs.
Anagram: Dharam
Image: Mario Piperni

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Who is Sophie Taylor? Meet the blonde Australian model spending time with Prince William on ski trip

(Yahoo!)

Sophie Taylor = Oh, I royal's pet!
Anagram: Aronas Pinchas

World's first fluorescent frog discovered in South America

(The Guardian)
The fluorescent frog

These little South American fluorescent frogs = Light reflects to lure some insects/other fauna
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Peter Chang

Kellyanne Conway says microwaves may have spied on Trump. Twitter's response is hilarious.

(RT)
Kellyanne Conway

Kellyanne Conway says microwaves may have spied on Trump = Key woman claims voyeurism happens anyway. Sad. Not clever.
Anagram: Dharam
Image: Philip Cohen

Sunday, March 12, 2017

Onoway Residents Surprised By Hot Pink Tap Water

(Huffington Post)
4 drops

The water goes pink in Onoway = Oops, we want gin in there, okay!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Mathieu Jarry

Friday, March 10, 2017

Pope hints at possible ordination of married men

(BBC)
Canonization 2014-The Canonization of Saint John XXIII and Saint John Paul II

Sinister padres' drama in Rome = Ordain married men as priests
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Aleteia Image Department

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Study: Less Americans Trying to Lose Weight

(6ABC)
A Matched Set

Study: Less Americans Trying to Lose Weight = It says "Guilty dolts want more cheese rings"
Anagram: Madhu
Image: Tony Alter

Poachers Break Into French Zoo, Kill White Rhino And Steal His Horn

(National Public Radio)
White Rhino (Ceratotherium simum) coming to drink ...

A white rhinoceros horn is poached near Paris = Another horror! Chinese swipe an aphrodisiac
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Bernard DuPont