Pepsi pulls Kendall Jenner advert amid outcry

(BBC)

A Pepsi ad = Idea's pap

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Diamond Lady: Melania Trump's first official portrait sees her wearing massive 25-carat ring bought by Donald for their 10th wedding anniversary

(The Sun)

Manipulate Mr. ~ Trump, Melania

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: The White House

Our Dishonest President

(Los Angeles Times)

"Still, nothing prepared us for the magnitude of this train wreck" = US gets to fight North Korea and China. President Trump will fire.

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Chris Piascik

Watch: White House press secretary Sean Spicer holds his daily press briefing

(CNBC)

The White House Press Secretary = Oh we see S. Spicer say the... er...truth.

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Thomas Cizauskas

Trump's White House struggles to get out from under Russia controversy

(Washington Post)

Donald Trump Vladimir Putin = I plant dirt. Dump mud on rival.

Anagram: Erin Neathery
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"Read my lips - no": Putin denies Russian meddling in US presidential election

(The Guardian)

Putin says "Read my lips - no" = "Don's my inept US spy, a liar"

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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London terrorist Khalid Masood showed no extremist tendencies, says ex-boss

(The Guardian)

Khalid Masood = Oh, OK, lad is mad!

Anagram: Aronas Pinchas

Trumplomacy: Is the president actually good for Nato?

(BBC)

Trumplomacy = A crummy plot

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Trump and Climate Catastrophe

(Monthly Review)

Trump digs coal = Dogma's culprit

Anagram: Julian Lofts

GOP Makes Good On 2009 Promise To Block President's Healthcare Bill

(The Onion)

The US healthcare bill is ~ bullshit, heartache, lies

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Spinach Leaf Transformed Into Beating Human Heart Tissue

(National Geographic)

Tissue engineering = Tie in greens? Genius!

Anagram: Rosie Perera

THE HUNT GOES ON When did Madeleine McCann disappear, what age would she be, what kidnapping theories are there and how much has the case cost?

(The Sun)

The McCann family (Gerry, Kate and Madeleine Beth) from Leicester, England, who sensationally lost their adorable daughter in Praia da Luz, Portugal, nine years ago=Namely, a reasonable father (an astute cardiologist) and elegant mother (a blonde GP). The unlucky prize, an alarmingly winsome three-year-old girl, had an iris defect.

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Trump to GOP critics of health care bill: "I'm gonna come after you"

(Washington Post)

GOP Healthcare Plan = Poll: Heartache Pang

Anagram: Erin Neathery
Image: IoSonoUnaFotoCamera

Julia, the new autistic Sesame Street Muppet

(National Public Radio)

Julia, the new autistic Sesame Street Muppet = Hi, I'm just a sweet, cute pupil. See me star at ten.

Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Engineer Creates Sex Robot That Needs To Be Romanced First

(Huffington Post)

Interactive Spanish sex robot ~ cavorts. I enter. It banishes pox.

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Pot plants at the fair

(Newsday)

Pot plants at the fair = that pleasant profit

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Eliot Phillips

Rock and roll legend Chuck Berry dies

(BBC)

Followers mourn as the legendary musician Chuck Berry dies = Cry tears - rich edgy blues, awesome rock 'n roll unified humans = His rich edgy blues, awesome rock 'n roll unify races - damn true!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: H. Michael Karshis

Comey's probe, Trump's impeachment, and slapping Russia

(NJ.com)

Massive epic anagram Gets truth To honest men

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Vote Trump! MAGA! ... Then oh, giant mess! Resistance!

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The US government Is coming Apart at the Seams!

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Others investigate Trump's Management. Chaos!

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Treason! Must avenge; Go start His impeachment!

Anagram: Christopher Davis
Image: Tim Dennell

'Militant' anti-smoking monkey

(UPI)

This militant Indonesian macaque ~ is maniac; and is quite anti-menthol.

Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Donald Trump's nonstop lies are failing him

(Chicago Tribune)

Anagram: An elderly guy called Keith, Mislaid his set of false teeth. They'd been laid on a chair, He'd forgot they were there, Sat down, and was bitten beneath.

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The Donald's a fake story nit, Who tweets belligerent shit! Hey! He's a rage-horrible cad, So tweet-demented and bad! Yeah! A lie-filthy leech and unfit!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Jürgen Telkmann