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Tuesday, April 11, 2017

White House on edge as 100-day judgment nears

(Politico)
Idiot Wind

The symbolic 100-day performance appraisal = Ay, 0/10 for a shambolic, crappy, lame president
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Alan

Dead Bat Found In Fresh Express Salad Prompts Recall

(Huffington Post)
Eastern Red Bat

A headline: "Bad taste - danger! ~ a dead bat in the green salad."
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Logan Ward

North Korea issues warning as US strike group heads to Korean Peninsula

(CNN)
Propaganda Posters

US aircraft carrier strike group heads towards Korean Peninsula = So, are we for sure planning to risk a crude hard surprise air attack?
Anagram: Rosie Perera
Image: jennybento

AP Just Confirmed Our Worst Fears About Syria’s Chemical Attack

AP Just Confirmed Our Worst Fears About Syria’s Chemical Attack (RT)
Vladimir Putin's boarding pass to Geneva: #SyriaPeaceTalks now

AP just confirmed our worst fears about Syria's chemical attack = That a mum Russia knew of Assad's projectile by aircraft to occur
Anagram: Dharam
Image: Oxfam

Tillerson, on Eve of Russia Trip, Takes Hard Line on Syria

(The New York Times)
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Can We Trust Rex Tillerson in Moscow? = Winless clown courts exterminator
Anagram: Erin Neathery
Image: UNC - CFC - USFK

Sunday, April 9, 2017

Jake Tapper Mocks Donald Trump For Handing Jared Kushner So Much Power

(Huffington Post)

Jake Tapper Mocks Donald Trump For Handing Jared Kushner So Much Power = Grrr! Dump jumped-up fake jerk Donald NOW! He's an arch-nepotist sham crook!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard

Miniature Godzilla invades mom's college classroom

(UPI)

Godzilla goes to school = Gosh, do call zoologiste
Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Stinky cooking odours constitute a crime, Italy's supreme court rules

(The Daily Telegraph)
Julia's spaghetti with tomatoes, basil and olives - Jamie Oliver's Summer Spaghetti recipe

Olfactory molestation = O to smell of an atrocity
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Alpha

Michelle Obama Celebrates First Day of Spring with Bo and Sunny

(Yahoo!)

Michelle Obama Celebrates First Day of Spring with Bo and Sunny = Former first lady can begin season with hounds ("Calm, pet! Lie, baby!")
Anagram: Aronas Pinchas

Friday, April 7, 2017

Canadian cellphone tower stolen

(UPI)
Radio-Satellite-Antenna-Tower-for-Mobile-Telecommunication

Canadian cellphone tower stolen = Can. weepin'; lost another call node
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Kim Seng

Donald Trump makes his 'big mistake'

(The New Zealand Herald)

"Now that Obama's poll numbers are in tailspin -- watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate." A tweet from Donald = Trump's an impotent old failure - see him attack Syrian airbase. He's an irrational, lowbrowed, damn sociopath hellbent on war. FITH!
Anagram: Julian Lofts

The O'Reilly Factor

(MSN)
Bill O'Reilly Donald Trump Fox News Fairly Unbalance

The O'Reilly Factor = Cry "fellatio" to her
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: T.J. Hawk

Pepsi pulls Kendall Jenner advert amid outcry

(BBC)

A Pepsi ad = Idea's pap
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Diamond Lady: Melania Trump's first official portrait sees her wearing massive 25-carat ring bought by Donald for their 10th wedding anniversary

(The Sun)
First official portrait of Melania Trump released by the White House

Manipulate Mr. ~ Trump, Melania
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: The White House

Monday, April 3, 2017

Our Dishonest President

(Los Angeles Times)
20110428 Trump

"Still, nothing prepared us for the magnitude of this train wreck" = US gets to fight North Korea and China. President Trump will fire.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Chris Piascik

Friday, March 31, 2017

Watch: White House press secretary Sean Spicer holds his daily press briefing

(CNBC)
Double-talk

The White House Press Secretary = Oh we see S. Spicer say the... er...truth.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Thomas Cizauskas

Trump's White House struggles to get out from under Russia controversy

(Washington Post)
CPG_PADDY_POWER

Donald Trump Vladimir Putin = I plant dirt. Dump mud on rival.
Anagram: Erin Neathery
Image: TaylorHerring

"Read my lips - no": Putin denies Russian meddling in US presidential election

(The Guardian)
U Street

Putin says "Read my lips - no" = "Don's my inept US spy, a liar"
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Mike Maguire

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

London terrorist Khalid Masood showed no extremist tendencies, says ex-boss

(The Guardian)


Khalid Masood = Oh, OK, lad is mad!
Anagram: Aronas Pinchas

Trumplomacy: Is the president actually good for Nato?

(BBC)
#omino71 #theylive #trump #powelperalta #dollars #artismoneyandmoneyisart #privatecollection #2017

Trumplomacy = A crummy plot
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: omino 71