Host Bill O'Reilly fired from Fox News

(The New Zealand Herald)

Fox News has fired famed host O'Reilly = Heard of him? A wily sex offender's lost

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Serena Williams reveals she is 20 weeks pregnant with first child

(The Daily Telegraph)

Serena Williams says "I am pregnant!" = News: Tennis player's a mama. Is a girl?

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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April the giraffe finally gives birth in front of 1.2 million online fans

(Stuff.co.nz)

At long last April the giraffe has given birth to a male calf online in New York = Every halfwit's hellbent on looking at that African animal's life. Groan! Gripe!

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Violet Brown is oldest human

(UPI)

Violet Brown is oldest human = She's not built normal, I vowed

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Trump signs "Buy American, Hire American" order

(CNN)

Donald Trump signs "Buy American, Hire American" order = Random gremlin, "But sir, your red caps are made in China!"

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Image: Lorie Shaull

North Korea surprises with display of new missiles

(CNN)

That notorious insane Hermit Kingdom of ~ North Korea summons inane idiot to fight

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Trump and North Korea: Climbing the escalation ladder

(Yahoo!)

Trump and North Korea = Dark pattern, no humor

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North Korea "on the brink of war" with the US?

(CBS News)

A hefty brew in North Korea = They are on the brink of war

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Trump reverses course on several campaign positions

(New York Post)

Versus preterm ~ Trump reverses

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Putin meets with Tillerson over Syria

(The New Zealand Herald)

Putin meets with Tillerson over Syria ~ while insane tyro Trump strives to lie

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White House on edge as 100-day judgment nears

(Politico)

The symbolic 100-day performance appraisal = Ay, 0/10 for a shambolic, crappy, lame president

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Dead Bat Found In Fresh Express Salad Prompts Recall

(Huffington Post)

A headline: "Bad taste - danger! ~ a dead bat in the green salad."

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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North Korea issues warning as US strike group heads to Korean Peninsula

(CNN)

US aircraft carrier strike group heads towards Korean Peninsula = So, are we for sure planning to risk a crude hard surprise air attack?

Anagram: Rosie Perera
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AP Just Confirmed Our Worst Fears About Syria’s Chemical Attack

AP Just Confirmed Our Worst Fears About Syria’s Chemical Attack (RT)

AP just confirmed our worst fears about Syria's chemical attack = That a mum Russia knew of Assad's projectile by aircraft to occur

Anagram: Dharam
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Tillerson, on Eve of Russia Trip, Takes Hard Line on Syria

(The New York Times)

Can We Trust Rex Tillerson in Moscow? = Winless clown courts exterminator

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Jake Tapper Mocks Donald Trump For Handing Jared Kushner So Much Power

(Huffington Post)

Jake Tapper Mocks Donald Trump For Handing Jared Kushner So Much Power = Grrr! Dump jumped-up fake jerk Donald NOW! He's an arch-nepotist sham crook!

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Miniature Godzilla invades mom's college classroom

(UPI)

My teacher's son is off for spring break and she brought him to class in his Godzilla costume pic.twitter.com/2lL4oKoD9B

— Natty (@ngmferguson) April 4, 2017

Godzilla goes to school = Gosh, do call zoologiste

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Stinky cooking odours constitute a crime, Italy's supreme court rules

(The Daily Telegraph)

Olfactory molestation = O to smell of an atrocity

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Michelle Obama Celebrates First Day of Spring with Bo and Sunny

(Yahoo!)

Look who has a spring in their step! Celebrate the #FirstDayOfSpring by grabbing a friend, heading outside, and getting moving. pic.twitter.com/yQTb0sQgCc

— Michelle Obama (@MichelleObama) March 20, 2017

Michelle Obama Celebrates First Day of Spring with Bo and Sunny = Former first lady can begin season with hounds ("Calm, pet! Lie, baby!")

Anagram: Aronas Pinchas

Canadian cellphone tower stolen

(UPI)

Canadian cellphone tower stolen = Can. weepin'; lost another call node

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Kim Seng