Attorney General Sessions' "Judge sitting on an island in the Pacific" comment = Is so ignorant! He fails at judgement and consistency. Time to resign. Nice plan!
Anagram: Christopher Davis
Image: DonkeyHotey
Image: DonkeyHotey
Friday, April 21, 2017
Should we tell Jeff Sessions where Pearl Harbor is?
(The Times-Picayune)
Attorney General Sessions' "Judge sitting on an island in the Pacific" comment = Is so ignorant! He fails at judgement and consistency. Time to resign. Nice plan!
Attorney General Sessions' "Judge sitting on an island in the Pacific" comment = Is so ignorant! He fails at judgement and consistency. Time to resign. Nice plan!
Host Bill O'Reilly fired from Fox News
(The New Zealand Herald)
Fox News has fired famed host O'Reilly = Heard of him? A wily sex offender's lost
Fox News has fired famed host O'Reilly = Heard of him? A wily sex offender's lost
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: DonkeyHotey
Image: DonkeyHotey
Serena Williams reveals she is 20 weeks pregnant with first child
(The Daily Telegraph)
Serena Williams says "I am pregnant!" = News: Tennis player's a mama. Is a girl?
Serena Williams says "I am pregnant!" = News: Tennis player's a mama. Is a girl?
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Robert Ball
Image: Robert Ball
Thursday, April 20, 2017
April the giraffe finally gives birth in front of 1.2 million online fans
(Stuff.co.nz)
At long last April the giraffe has given birth to a male calf online in New York = Every halfwit's hellbent on looking at that African animal's life. Groan! Gripe!
At long last April the giraffe has given birth to a male calf online in New York = Every halfwit's hellbent on looking at that African animal's life. Groan! Gripe!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Trump signs "Buy American, Hire American" order
(CNN)
Donald Trump signs "Buy American, Hire American" order = Random gremlin, "But sir, your red caps are made in China!"
Donald Trump signs "Buy American, Hire American" order = Random gremlin, "But sir, your red caps are made in China!"
Anagram: Dharam
Image: Lorie Shaull
Image: Lorie Shaull
North Korea surprises with display of new missiles
(CNN)
That notorious insane Hermit Kingdom of ~ North Korea summons inane idiot to fight
That notorious insane Hermit Kingdom of ~ North Korea summons inane idiot to fight
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Matt Brown
Image: Matt Brown
Saturday, April 15, 2017
Trump and North Korea: Climbing the escalation ladder
(Yahoo!)
Trump and North Korea = Dark pattern, no humor
Trump and North Korea = Dark pattern, no humor
Anagram: Aronas Pinchas
Image: Daniel Arrhakis
Image: Daniel Arrhakis
North Korea "on the brink of war" with the US?
(CBS News)
A hefty brew in North Korea = They are on the brink of war
A hefty brew in North Korea = They are on the brink of war
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Ninian Reid
Image: Ninian Reid
Friday, April 14, 2017
Putin meets with Tillerson over Syria
(The New Zealand Herald)
Putin meets with Tillerson over Syria ~ while insane tyro Trump strives to lie
Putin meets with Tillerson over Syria ~ while insane tyro Trump strives to lie
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Tuesday, April 11, 2017
White House on edge as 100-day judgment nears
(Politico)
The symbolic 100-day performance appraisal = Ay, 0/10 for a shambolic, crappy, lame president
The symbolic 100-day performance appraisal = Ay, 0/10 for a shambolic, crappy, lame president
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Alan
Image: Alan
Dead Bat Found In Fresh Express Salad Prompts Recall
(Huffington Post)
A headline: "Bad taste - danger! ~ a dead bat in the green salad."
A headline: "Bad taste - danger! ~ a dead bat in the green salad."
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Logan Ward
Image: Logan Ward
North Korea issues warning as US strike group heads to Korean Peninsula
(CNN)
US aircraft carrier strike group heads towards Korean Peninsula = So, are we for sure planning to risk a crude hard surprise air attack?
US aircraft carrier strike group heads towards Korean Peninsula = So, are we for sure planning to risk a crude hard surprise air attack?
Anagram: Rosie Perera
Image: jennybento
Image: jennybento
AP Just Confirmed Our Worst Fears About Syria’s Chemical Attack
AP Just Confirmed Our Worst Fears About Syria’s Chemical Attack
(RT)
AP just confirmed our worst fears about Syria's chemical attack = That a mum Russia knew of Assad's projectile by aircraft to occur
AP just confirmed our worst fears about Syria's chemical attack = That a mum Russia knew of Assad's projectile by aircraft to occur
Anagram: Dharam
Image: Oxfam
Image: Oxfam
Tillerson, on Eve of Russia Trip, Takes Hard Line on Syria
(The New York Times)
Can We Trust Rex Tillerson in Moscow? = Winless clown courts exterminator
Can We Trust Rex Tillerson in Moscow? = Winless clown courts exterminator
Anagram: Erin Neathery
Image: UNC - CFC - USFK
Image: UNC - CFC - USFK
Sunday, April 9, 2017
Jake Tapper Mocks Donald Trump For Handing Jared Kushner So Much Power
(Huffington Post)
Jake Tapper Mocks Donald Trump For Handing Jared Kushner So Much Power = Grrr! Dump jumped-up fake jerk Donald NOW! He's an arch-nepotist sham crook!
Jake Tapper Mocks Donald Trump For Handing Jared Kushner So Much Power = Grrr! Dump jumped-up fake jerk Donald NOW! He's an arch-nepotist sham crook!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Miniature Godzilla invades mom's college classroom
(UPI)
Godzilla goes to school = Gosh, do call zoologiste
My teacher's son is off for spring break and she brought him to class in his Godzilla costume pic.twitter.com/2lL4oKoD9B
— Natty (@ngmferguson) April 4, 2017
Godzilla goes to school = Gosh, do call zoologiste
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Stinky cooking odours constitute a crime, Italy's supreme court rules
(The Daily Telegraph)
Olfactory molestation = O to smell of an atrocity
Olfactory molestation = O to smell of an atrocity
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Alpha
Image: Alpha
Michelle Obama Celebrates First Day of Spring with Bo and Sunny
(Yahoo!)
Michelle Obama Celebrates First Day of Spring with Bo and Sunny = Former first lady can begin season with hounds ("Calm, pet! Lie, baby!")
Look who has a spring in their step! Celebrate the #FirstDayOfSpring by grabbing a friend, heading outside, and getting moving. pic.twitter.com/yQTb0sQgCc— Michelle Obama (@MichelleObama) March 20, 2017
Michelle Obama Celebrates First Day of Spring with Bo and Sunny = Former first lady can begin season with hounds ("Calm, pet! Lie, baby!")
Anagram: Aronas Pinchas
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