Trump's Israel Visit: 5 Key Issues

(CNBC)

Israel visit ~ trivialises

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South African hunter crushed to death by elephant

(The Daily Telegraph)

South African hunter crushed to death by elephant = Lunatic trophy hunter Botha hates Schadenfreude

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Elephant Kills Big Game Hunter Theunis Botha In Africa

(Huffington Post)

Theunis Botha = Oh, I hunt beast!

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Ariana Grande Manchester Concert Ends in Explosion, Panic and Deat

(The New York Times)

Ariana Grande-Butera concert = A bang! Terror act, audience ran.

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Prime "nut job"

(The New Yorker)

Prime "nut job" = Jibe on Trump

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Comey now believes Trump was trying to influence him, source says

(CNN)

Not My President = Stormy inept end

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Comey a 'nut job' - Trump

(Radio New Zealand)

Comey's a 'real nut job' = Embrace a just loony

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Trump Team Knew Flynn Was Under Investigation Before He Came to White House

(The New York Times)

Trump Team Knew Flynn Under Investigation = Empty Man. Internet. Funds. Unveiling at work.

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The Ten Neglected Senses

(University Press Scholarship Online)

The Ten Neglected Senses 1. Balance 2. Motion 3. Pressure 4. Itch 5. Pain 6. Fatigue 7. Breathing 8. Temperature 9. Appetite 10. Expulsion

=

Phenomena 1. e.g. React in a boat 2. Speed 3. Feel stress 4. Tingling 5. Ouch!/Numb 6. Tire 7. Inspire, pant 8. Heat 9. Lust, eat it up 10. Excrete/pee

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Trump warns Comey over leaks to media

(BBC)

Trump Issues Threat On-Line = Nurse, stop this lite manure!

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Corbyn: "I'm not a pacifist"

(Channel 4)

I'm not a pacifist = I top fanaticism

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James Comey out

(The New York Times)

James Comey out = You! Jetsam! Come!

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Read: Trump's bizarre letter telling FBI Director James Comey he's fired

(Vox)

"I greatly appreciate you informing me, on three separate occasions, that I am not under investigation" = Seething paranoid Trump fires Comey. Incoherent ape! You enrage. Veto antagonistic totalitarianism!

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Trump fires FBI director James Comey

(CNN)

President Trump fires FBI director James B. Comey = Stupid creep factor: "Remember, friends, it is my job!"

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Donald Trump to Comey: You're Fired!

(CNN)

Donald Trump to Comey: You're Fired! = Fury at unemployed Director. DOOM.

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Emmanuel Macron: French president-elect to fight 'forces of division'

(BBC)

Nine Recent Politicians of the State of France 1. Emmanuel Macron 2. Francois Hollande 3. Marine Le Pen 4. Nicolas Sarkozy 5. Charles de Gaulle 6. Valery Giscard d'Estaing 7. Georges Pompidou 8. Francois Mitterand 9. Jacques Chirac

=

1. A garcon can meet a nice cougar 2. Classic Gallic chauvinist president 3. National Front jerk (gag!) 4. "Napoleon syndrome" (small physique) 5. French Free Forces leader 6. Modernizer 7. Defeated Alain Poher 8. Socialist 9. A communist

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GOP rep: "Nobody dies because they don't have access to healthcare"

(The Hill)

Rep. Raul Labrador (R-Idaho) claims "Nobody dies because they don't have access to health care." = Tosh! Prove it, bum! Dad's ill (cancer), needs health care or he's a bloody carcase (obituary ahead).

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An Emmanuel Macron presidency, weakened from the outset, would be bad news for Britain, the euro and EU

(The Daily Telegraph)

An Emmanuel Macron presidency = Democracy unmans Marine Le Pen

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Trayvon Martin awarded posthumous degree

(The New York Times)

George Zimmerman. Trayvon Martin. = A man terrorizing. My grave moment.

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Donald Trump is 'worse than any horror story I've written', says Stephen King

(The Independent)

Donald Trump is 'worse than any horror story I've written', says Stephen King = O, hey, Pres. is a worst nightmare, known as phony and snotty stirrer, evil turd!

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