The SNP manifesto

(Channel 4)

Math of ineptness ~ The SNP manifesto

Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: Ninian Reid

Man wears strainer on his head for driver's license photo

(CNN)

Man wears strainer on his head for driver's license photo = Pastafarian in clownish dress. Horrors! Need remove it, eh?

Anagram: Rosie Perera

North Korea enacts media death penalty

(UPI)

North Korea enacts media death penalty = Cannot hope; Kim threatens a deadly tear

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
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EPA suspends climate change rule

(UPI)

EPA suspends climate change rule = I speculate, sense much danger, pal

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Joe Brusky

"Something fishy" is going on with Trump's Twitter account, researchers say

(Washington Post)

Despite the constant negative press covfefe=Soviet agents protected his staff -Even Pence!

Anagram: Christopher Davis
Image: Thomas Cizauskas

Comey to testify in house probe

(UPI)

Comey to testify in house probe = Hey, you! Pres. fiction to be smote

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Mike Licht

JetBlue will test facial recognition for boarding

(CNN)

JetBlue to test facial-recognition check-in = I can eject hostile butt-face-looking cretin

Anagram: Rosie Perera
Image: Tomás Del Coro

Trump Tweets 'Covfefe' and a Waiting World Supplies the Punchlines

(The New York Times)

Despite the constant negative covfefe = Covets pee-off. Net chanted: Investigate!

Anagram: Erin Neathery
Image: Frank Fennema

Tiger Woods Arrested for DUI in Florida

(NBC News)

Tiger Woods DUI = Idiot's drug woe

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Trump turns on the charm in 'hellhole'

(The New Zealand Herald)

Loathsome President D Trump has turned on the charm in Brussels = That dumb ruler's such an asshole! Imprison then deport dense Mr T

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Montana GOP Candidate Charged With Assault After "Body-Slamming" Reporter

(Huffington Post)

The Republican Greg Gianforte = Engage in fight: club a reporter.

Anagram: Rosie Perera
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Trump meets with Netanyahu

(Yahoo!)

Trump meets with Netanyahu = An US attempt in M.E. Huh, we try!

Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Israel Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Salman Abedi named as the Manchester suicide bomber

(The Daily Telegraph)

Salman Abedi = A damnable IS

Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: James O'Hanlon

Trump's Israel Visit: 5 Key Issues

(CNBC)

Israel visit ~ trivialises

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Israel Ministry of Foreign Affairs

South African hunter crushed to death by elephant

(The Daily Telegraph)

South African hunter crushed to death by elephant = Lunatic trophy hunter Botha hates Schadenfreude

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Vince O'Sullivan

Elephant Kills Big Game Hunter Theunis Botha In Africa

(Huffington Post)

Theunis Botha = Oh, I hunt beast!

Anagram: Pinchas Aronas

Ariana Grande Manchester Concert Ends in Explosion, Panic and Deat

(The New York Times)

Ariana Grande-Butera concert = A bang! Terror act, audience ran.

Anagram: Pinchas Aronas

Prime "nut job"

(The New Yorker)

Prime "nut job" = Jibe on Trump

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
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Comey now believes Trump was trying to influence him, source says

(CNN)

Not My President = Stormy inept end

Anagram: Bo Gardiner
Image: Victoria Pickering

Comey a 'nut job' - Trump

(Radio New Zealand)

Comey's a 'real nut job' = Embrace a just loony

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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