UK's youngest murder couple named: Teen girl and boy stabbed her mother and sister as they slept

(International Business Times)

Kim Edwards and her boyfriend Lucas Markham = Bad, freaky, mean, rash kids now murder Ma & child!

Anagram: Pinchas Aronas

Will Theresa May resign as Prime Minister?

(New Statesman)

The Prime Minister Theresa May = Her empire terminates, is a myth

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Avaaz

On Yosemite’s El Capitan, Climber Makes History With His Bare Hands

(NBC News)

Alex Honnold makes history in climb up Yosemite's El Capitan with no safety gear or ropes = Boy, some stone professional tried a real high, complex, sweaty physical in-mountain trek!

Anagram: Christopher Davis

America's Cup class yachts are basically aircraft wings balancing on surfboards

(Stuff.co.nz)

Am America's Cup hedonist - it felt astonishing aboard ~ those sophisticated foiling catamarans in Bermuda

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Leaker Reality Leigh Winner arrested by FBI

(UPI)

Leaker Reality Leigh Winner arrested by FBI = Angry detainee (fibber) eerily wreaks thrill

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: #B4DBUG5

Hero Dives Into Car Of Driver Having A Seizure, Puts Vehicle In Park

(Huffington Post)

A Good Samaritan in Dixon rescued a driver in the midst of a medical emergency, and it was all caught on video. https://t.co/2JjlBjWS6u

— NBC Chicago (@nbcchicago) June 4, 2017

Randy Tompkins = Sporty kind man

Anagram: Pinchas Aronas

The SNP manifesto

(Channel 4)

Math of ineptness ~ The SNP manifesto

Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: Ninian Reid

Man wears strainer on his head for driver's license photo

(CNN)

Man wears strainer on his head for driver's license photo = Pastafarian in clownish dress. Horrors! Need remove it, eh?

Anagram: Rosie Perera

North Korea enacts media death penalty

(UPI)

North Korea enacts media death penalty = Cannot hope; Kim threatens a deadly tear

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
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EPA suspends climate change rule

(UPI)

EPA suspends climate change rule = I speculate, sense much danger, pal

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
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"Something fishy" is going on with Trump's Twitter account, researchers say

(Washington Post)

Despite the constant negative press covfefe=Soviet agents protected his staff -Even Pence!

Anagram: Christopher Davis
Image: Thomas Cizauskas

Comey to testify in house probe

(UPI)

Comey to testify in house probe = Hey, you! Pres. fiction to be smote

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Mike Licht

JetBlue will test facial recognition for boarding

(CNN)

JetBlue to test facial-recognition check-in = I can eject hostile butt-face-looking cretin

Anagram: Rosie Perera
Image: Tomás Del Coro

Trump Tweets 'Covfefe' and a Waiting World Supplies the Punchlines

(The New York Times)

Despite the constant negative covfefe = Covets pee-off. Net chanted: Investigate!

Anagram: Erin Neathery
Image: Frank Fennema

Tiger Woods Arrested for DUI in Florida

(NBC News)

Tiger Woods DUI = Idiot's drug woe

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Trump turns on the charm in 'hellhole'

(The New Zealand Herald)

Loathsome President D Trump has turned on the charm in Brussels = That dumb ruler's such an asshole! Imprison then deport dense Mr T

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Miguel Discart

Montana GOP Candidate Charged With Assault After "Body-Slamming" Reporter

(Huffington Post)

The Republican Greg Gianforte = Engage in fight: club a reporter.

Anagram: Rosie Perera
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Trump meets with Netanyahu

(Yahoo!)

Trump meets with Netanyahu = An US attempt in M.E. Huh, we try!

Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Israel Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Salman Abedi named as the Manchester suicide bomber

(The Daily Telegraph)

Salman Abedi = A damnable IS

Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: James O'Hanlon

Trump's Israel Visit: 5 Key Issues

(CNBC)

Israel visit ~ trivialises

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Israel Ministry of Foreign Affairs