Intersex and proud: model Hanne Gaby Odiele on finally celebrating her body

(The Guardian)

Intersex model Hanne Gaby Odiele = Lean ex-boy? Isn't he deemed a girl? No.

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Macron party set for big win

(BBC)

Macron party set for big win = France patriots grim by now

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York Minister's new bell ringer after historic bells unmanned for first time in 700 years

(The Daily Express)

'York Minister' as ~ in sorry mistake?

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Dozens feared dead in huge tower block fire in West London

(Metro)

Fire in Grenfell Tower, West London = Towering inferno - no dwellers left

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Melania Trump moves into the White House

(BBC)

Melania Trump has finally moved into the White House = Oh, hateful day - the alien Slovenian mum with imposter

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'Wonder Woman' soars

(CNN)

Wonder Woman = Onward, women

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Autism Spectrum Disorder Guideline

(NZ Ministry of Health)

The Autism Spectrum Disorder Guideline = I theorise Trump is a smug, deluded cretin = Trump is a deluded cretin. Oust his regime!

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An Incomplete Register of Nineteen Suspected Celebrities

This Is An Incomplete Register of Nineteen Suspected Celebrity Rapists, Sexual Predators, Paedophiles, Miscreants, Abusers, Cads and Libertines 1. William Henry Cosby 2. Roman Thierry Polanski 3. Mike Gerard Tyson 4. Heywood "Woody" Allen 5. Sean Penn 6. Casey Affleck 7. Charlie Sheen 8. Alfred Joseph Hitchcock 9. R. Kelly 10. Izear Luster "Ike" Turner 11. Dr. Luke 12. William Jefferson Clinton 13. Julian Assange 14. Gary Glitter aka Paul Gadd 15. Chris Brown 16. Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods 17. David Bowie 18. Marlon Brando 19. President Trump

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Pests' Prey 1. Dull Ms Andrea Constand 2. Sam Geimer 3. Crazy boxer went to jail for rape of Desiree Washington 4. Soon-Yi 5. Madonna 6. Gorka & White 7. Boy actor Corey Haim 8. Actress Tippi Hedren ('The Birds') 9. Sullen RnB, basketball player indecently felt up girls 10. Tina 11. Kesha 12. Intern Monica Lewinsky 13. Swedes (WikiLeaks) 14. London jail term for kiddie rapes. Hiding in cell. 15. Karrueche Tan 16. For call girls 17. Jones procreated with luscious underage Lolitas 18. Sylphlike Maria Schneider (for butter scene) 19. Pussy perv... (Redacted).

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UK's youngest murder couple named: Teen girl and boy stabbed her mother and sister as they slept

(International Business Times)

Kim Edwards and her boyfriend Lucas Markham = Bad, freaky, mean, rash kids now murder Ma & child!

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Will Theresa May resign as Prime Minister?

(New Statesman)

The Prime Minister Theresa May = Her empire terminates, is a myth

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On Yosemite’s El Capitan, Climber Makes History With His Bare Hands

(NBC News)

Alex Honnold makes history in climb up Yosemite's El Capitan with no safety gear or ropes = Boy, some stone professional tried a real high, complex, sweaty physical in-mountain trek!

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America's Cup class yachts are basically aircraft wings balancing on surfboards

(Stuff.co.nz)

Am America's Cup hedonist - it felt astonishing aboard ~ those sophisticated foiling catamarans in Bermuda

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Leaker Reality Leigh Winner arrested by FBI

(UPI)

Leaker Reality Leigh Winner arrested by FBI = Angry detainee (fibber) eerily wreaks thrill

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Hero Dives Into Car Of Driver Having A Seizure, Puts Vehicle In Park

(Huffington Post)

A Good Samaritan in Dixon rescued a driver in the midst of a medical emergency, and it was all caught on video. https://t.co/2JjlBjWS6u

— NBC Chicago (@nbcchicago) June 4, 2017

Randy Tompkins = Sporty kind man

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The SNP manifesto

(Channel 4)

Math of ineptness ~ The SNP manifesto

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Man wears strainer on his head for driver's license photo

(CNN)

Man wears strainer on his head for driver's license photo = Pastafarian in clownish dress. Horrors! Need remove it, eh?

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North Korea enacts media death penalty

(UPI)

North Korea enacts media death penalty = Cannot hope; Kim threatens a deadly tear

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EPA suspends climate change rule

(UPI)

EPA suspends climate change rule = I speculate, sense much danger, pal

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"Something fishy" is going on with Trump's Twitter account, researchers say

(Washington Post)

Despite the constant negative press covfefe=Soviet agents protected his staff -Even Pence!

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Comey to testify in house probe

(UPI)

Comey to testify in house probe = Hey, you! Pres. fiction to be smote

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