Uber adds tipping for drivers

(CNBC)

Uber has started to offer tipping = It's a superb offer! Depart tonight.

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Prosecutors vow to retry Bill Cosby after sexual assault case ends in mistrial

(The Guardian)

'We can never underestimate the blinding power of celebrity, but justice will come' said lawyer Gloria Allred
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I watch facile jury as lewd entertainer Bill Cosby penetrated gullible, comatose women in wild drug reverie
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Wild case. Lewd entertainer Bill Cosby penetrated gullible, comatose women in drug reverie. I watch jury fail.

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"Breatharian" couple survives on "the universe's energy" instead of food

(New York Post)

Husband and wife Akahi Ricardo and Camila Castello = We had balanced food - air and sun! Alas, claim thick air!

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Judge Declares Mistrial In Bill Cosby Case

(Huffington Post)

Now Judge Steven O'Neill has declared the Cosby case is a mistrial = "As the jury, we cannot decide TV comedian Bill harasses, ogles, lies."

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Trump said foreign leaders wouldn't laugh at the US Now they're laughing at him

(Washington Post)

Australian Prime Minister Malcolm B Turnbull parodies the ~ US President. Truth: Trump is an ill, amoral, abnormal imbecile

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What is cladding? The material involved in the Grenfell Tower fire

(Metro)

The cladding of the building was made of flammable Aluminium Composite Material panels = I blame foam, it ignited, caused immolation. Hmm, if plans flawed, could be manslaughter plea?

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Intersex and proud: model Hanne Gaby Odiele on finally celebrating her body

(The Guardian)

Intersex model Hanne Gaby Odiele = Lean ex-boy? Isn't he deemed a girl? No.

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Macron party set for big win

(BBC)

Macron party set for big win = France patriots grim by now

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York Minister's new bell ringer after historic bells unmanned for first time in 700 years

(The Daily Express)

'York Minister' as ~ in sorry mistake?

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Dozens feared dead in huge tower block fire in West London

(Metro)

Fire in Grenfell Tower, West London = Towering inferno - no dwellers left

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Melania Trump moves into the White House

(BBC)

Melania Trump has finally moved into the White House = Oh, hateful day - the alien Slovenian mum with imposter

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'Wonder Woman' soars

(CNN)

Wonder Woman = Onward, women

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Autism Spectrum Disorder Guideline

(NZ Ministry of Health)

The Autism Spectrum Disorder Guideline = I theorise Trump is a smug, deluded cretin = Trump is a deluded cretin. Oust his regime!

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An Incomplete Register of Nineteen Suspected Celebrities

This Is An Incomplete Register of Nineteen Suspected Celebrity Rapists, Sexual Predators, Paedophiles, Miscreants, Abusers, Cads and Libertines 1. William Henry Cosby 2. Roman Thierry Polanski 3. Mike Gerard Tyson 4. Heywood "Woody" Allen 5. Sean Penn 6. Casey Affleck 7. Charlie Sheen 8. Alfred Joseph Hitchcock 9. R. Kelly 10. Izear Luster "Ike" Turner 11. Dr. Luke 12. William Jefferson Clinton 13. Julian Assange 14. Gary Glitter aka Paul Gadd 15. Chris Brown 16. Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods 17. David Bowie 18. Marlon Brando 19. President Trump

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Pests' Prey 1. Dull Ms Andrea Constand 2. Sam Geimer 3. Crazy boxer went to jail for rape of Desiree Washington 4. Soon-Yi 5. Madonna 6. Gorka & White 7. Boy actor Corey Haim 8. Actress Tippi Hedren ('The Birds') 9. Sullen RnB, basketball player indecently felt up girls 10. Tina 11. Kesha 12. Intern Monica Lewinsky 13. Swedes (WikiLeaks) 14. London jail term for kiddie rapes. Hiding in cell. 15. Karrueche Tan 16. For call girls 17. Jones procreated with luscious underage Lolitas 18. Sylphlike Maria Schneider (for butter scene) 19. Pussy perv... (Redacted).

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UK's youngest murder couple named: Teen girl and boy stabbed her mother and sister as they slept

(International Business Times)

Kim Edwards and her boyfriend Lucas Markham = Bad, freaky, mean, rash kids now murder Ma & child!

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Will Theresa May resign as Prime Minister?

(New Statesman)

The Prime Minister Theresa May = Her empire terminates, is a myth

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On Yosemite’s El Capitan, Climber Makes History With His Bare Hands

(NBC News)

Alex Honnold makes history in climb up Yosemite's El Capitan with no safety gear or ropes = Boy, some stone professional tried a real high, complex, sweaty physical in-mountain trek!

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America's Cup class yachts are basically aircraft wings balancing on surfboards

(Stuff.co.nz)

Am America's Cup hedonist - it felt astonishing aboard ~ those sophisticated foiling catamarans in Bermuda

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Leaker Reality Leigh Winner arrested by FBI

(UPI)

Leaker Reality Leigh Winner arrested by FBI = Angry detainee (fibber) eerily wreaks thrill

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Hero Dives Into Car Of Driver Having A Seizure, Puts Vehicle In Park

(Huffington Post)

A Good Samaritan in Dixon rescued a driver in the midst of a medical emergency, and it was all caught on video. https://t.co/2JjlBjWS6u

— NBC Chicago (@nbcchicago) June 4, 2017

Randy Tompkins = Sporty kind man

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