Trump travel ban comes into effect for six countries

(BBC)

The Trump travel ban has come into effect for the six countries = A xenophobic act - first threaten, then torture Muslims. Covfefe?

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Vatican treasurer charged over sexual assaults

(MSN)

Cardinal George Pell, the Vatican treasurer = He's an ill, aged pervert, a recalcitrant rogue

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That time Trump and his visible panty line played some horrific tennis

(deathandtaxesmag)

Donald Trump plays tennis tournament ~ in transparent pants. Yell "No!" to dumdum

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Trial begins for ex-Arizona Sheriff Arpaio

(UPI)

Sheriff Joe Arpaio = a poor/fairish jefe

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Kitten found stranded in middle of Golden Gate Bridge

(UPI)

Bridges the kitty = bright tyke sited

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Abortion Debate Roils Final Health Care Push

(NBC News)

Better Care Reconciliation Act = Tactic in 'Obliterate Roe'. Cancer!

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George Clooney Sells Tequila Brand to Diageo for $1 Billion

(Bloomberg)

George Clooney sells Casamigos Blue Agave Tequila to Diageo = A gorgeous idea/logo, a cloying aqua vitae - let's become legless.

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Volunteer set to become the first person to undergo a HEAD TRANSPLANT admits he will NOT now undergo the surgery and says: 'That's a weight off my chest'

(Daily Mail)

The unfortunate boy with Werdnig-Hoffman disease says ~ "Stuff it!" He wants a new body for his head. Surgeon - "Anytime."

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Otto Warmbier dead: Student was 'murdered' by North Korea, says John McCain

(The Independent)

The incarcerated USA college student Otto Frederick Warmbier has died = US claim North Korean twits decerebrated the terrified gaoled accused

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Uber adds tipping for drivers

(CNBC)

Uber has started to offer tipping = It's a superb offer! Depart tonight.

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Prosecutors vow to retry Bill Cosby after sexual assault case ends in mistrial

(The Guardian)

'We can never underestimate the blinding power of celebrity, but justice will come' said lawyer Gloria Allred
=
I watch facile jury as lewd entertainer Bill Cosby penetrated gullible, comatose women in wild drug reverie
=
Wild case. Lewd entertainer Bill Cosby penetrated gullible, comatose women in drug reverie. I watch jury fail.

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"Breatharian" couple survives on "the universe's energy" instead of food

(New York Post)

Husband and wife Akahi Ricardo and Camila Castello = We had balanced food - air and sun! Alas, claim thick air!

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Judge Declares Mistrial In Bill Cosby Case

(Huffington Post)

Now Judge Steven O'Neill has declared the Cosby case is a mistrial = "As the jury, we cannot decide TV comedian Bill harasses, ogles, lies."

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Trump said foreign leaders wouldn't laugh at the US Now they're laughing at him

(Washington Post)

Australian Prime Minister Malcolm B Turnbull parodies the ~ US President. Truth: Trump is an ill, amoral, abnormal imbecile

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What is cladding? The material involved in the Grenfell Tower fire

(Metro)

The cladding of the building was made of flammable Aluminium Composite Material panels = I blame foam, it ignited, caused immolation. Hmm, if plans flawed, could be manslaughter plea?

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Intersex and proud: model Hanne Gaby Odiele on finally celebrating her body

(The Guardian)

Intersex model Hanne Gaby Odiele = Lean ex-boy? Isn't he deemed a girl? No.

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Macron party set for big win

(BBC)

Macron party set for big win = France patriots grim by now

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York Minister's new bell ringer after historic bells unmanned for first time in 700 years

(The Daily Express)

'York Minister' as ~ in sorry mistake?

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Dozens feared dead in huge tower block fire in West London

(Metro)

Fire in Grenfell Tower, West London = Towering inferno - no dwellers left

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Melania Trump moves into the White House

(BBC)

Melania Trump has finally moved into the White House = Oh, hateful day - the alien Slovenian mum with imposter

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