Trump in Poland: Five reasons why he is going there

(BBC)

The president of America goes to Poland ~ to promote his gas and flee deprecation

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Parent fights for their child's right to remain genderless

(The Independent)

Searyl Atli = It's really a ...?

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Arrests over China 'straddling bus' project

(BBC)

Transit Elevated Bus Company = A con dupes me, it's very blatant

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Celebrities React to Donald Trump's CNN Body Slam Tweet: "How the F--- Are You a President"

(Variety)

#FraudNewsCNN #FNN pic.twitter.com/WYUnHjjUjg

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 2, 2017

Donald Trump's CNN Body Slam Tweet = Mad Pres. constantly tumbled down

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Watergate reporter: We are in a 'malignant presidency'

(The Hill)

Donald Trump: Modern Day Caligula? = Malignancy ruled a proud, mad dolt.

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Iran holds an international contest to find the best cartoon of Donald Trump

(The New Zealand Herald)

Hadi Asadi has won the International Trumpism Cartoon and Caricature Contest = Ha, that trenchant Iranian competitor draws an idiot, earns mutinous accolades

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See other winning entries.

Trump argues his tweetstorms are "MODERN DAY PRESIDENTIAL"

(New York Post)

Donald Trump: Modern Day Presidential = Don adds a predominantly lurid temper = Turmoil, dramas drop independently. Da?

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Image: Matt Brown

America's Got Talent 2017 Donald Trump Wins Again Full Audition

Put on the top franchise show 'America's Got Talent' = Stop to watch Trump reach finale - egotist has none

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Why Trump's Vengeful Tweeting Matters

(Entertainment Weekly)

Why Trump's Vengeful Tweeting Matters = Put gently, few might ever trust a.m. news!

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Female Doctor Killed, 5 Injured in "Workplace Violence" Shooting at Bronx Hospital by Ex-Employee

(People)

Deadly workplace gun violence happens in the Bronx Lebanon hospital yesterday = Any hunches? Vexed Nigerian Dr Henry Bello boldly points a weapon, attacks people

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Trump travel ban comes into effect for six countries

(BBC)

The Trump travel ban has come into effect for the six countries = A xenophobic act - first threaten, then torture Muslims. Covfefe?

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Vatican treasurer charged over sexual assaults

(MSN)

Cardinal George Pell, the Vatican treasurer = He's an ill, aged pervert, a recalcitrant rogue

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Image: Kerry Myers

That time Trump and his visible panty line played some horrific tennis

(deathandtaxesmag)

Donald Trump plays tennis tournament ~ in transparent pants. Yell "No!" to dumdum

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Trial begins for ex-Arizona Sheriff Arpaio

(UPI)

Sheriff Joe Arpaio = a poor/fairish jefe

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Image: Gage Skidmore

Kitten found stranded in middle of Golden Gate Bridge

(UPI)

Bridges the kitty = bright tyke sited

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Image: Louis Raphael

Abortion Debate Roils Final Health Care Push

(NBC News)

Better Care Reconciliation Act = Tactic in 'Obliterate Roe'. Cancer!

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George Clooney Sells Tequila Brand to Diageo for $1 Billion

(Bloomberg)

George Clooney sells Casamigos Blue Agave Tequila to Diageo = A gorgeous idea/logo, a cloying aqua vitae - let's become legless.

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Image: Yelp

Volunteer set to become the first person to undergo a HEAD TRANSPLANT admits he will NOT now undergo the surgery and says: 'That's a weight off my chest'

(Daily Mail)

The unfortunate boy with Werdnig-Hoffman disease says ~ "Stuff it!" He wants a new body for his head. Surgeon - "Anytime."

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Otto Warmbier dead: Student was 'murdered' by North Korea, says John McCain

(The Independent)

The incarcerated USA college student Otto Frederick Warmbier has died = US claim North Korean twits decerebrated the terrified gaoled accused

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Image: Karl-Ludwig Poggemann

Uber adds tipping for drivers

(CNBC)

Uber has started to offer tipping = It's a superb offer! Depart tonight.

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