Despacito

"Despacito" = Poetic, sad = Disco tape = Poised act

Wiz Khalifa's 'See You Again' ends 'Gangnam Style's' streak as most-viewed YouTube video

(Los Angeles Times)

Agonizing over his car accident that finished him, & to pay homage to US St Paul Walker (Furious 7), we see ~ that music video "See You Again", featuring those two singer-composers Wiz Khalifa and Charlie Puth.

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Donald Trump Jr.'s Emails About Meeting With Russian Lawyer, Annotated

(National Public Radio)

Donald Trump Junior Russia Collusion = All run as jurisdiction round-up looms

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Image: Gage Skidmore

'My Son Is a High-Quality Person.' President Trump Defends Embattled Trump Jr.

(Time)

A high-quality person" is ~ "quite a liar" sighs phony

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Police use van door to take down thief

(UPI)

Van door takedown = knave down to road

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Donald Trump Is Dragging Down America

(The New Yorker)

America's rogue President = Grip on USA seemed erratic

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Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Trump's kleptocracy could be turning the US into a banana republic

(MarketWatch)

Banana Republic = Ban a Republican

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Image: Jeff Gates

Vatican outlaws gluten-free bread for Holy Communion

(BBC)

The Vatican has outlawed gluten-free bread for Holy Communion = Oh My God! A defiant lot! Hah, even ban molecular structure of wine?

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Image: Awareness Campaign

Upper hand: Trump and Putin's body language shows who's the boss

(The Guardian)

Their tempestuous relationship = Trump lies, Putin seethes. Oh, a riot.

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Image: FolsomNatural

G-20 Protests Turn Violent as Trump Arrives in Hamburg

G-20 Protests Turn Violent as Trump Arrives in Hamburg (NBC News)

These protests have turned violent in Hamburg, Germany = Arrest Mr Trump - he's violent, he's a thug! Begone NY deviant!

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Hamas' new top leader delivers first speech in Gaza City

(Yahoo!)

Ismail Abdel Salam Ahmed Haniyeh = I'm behind Hamas lead. Yes, Allah, I am.

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Donald Trump in handshake trouble... again

(BBC)

Trump's flaw: rash grip, too uncoordinated. He tries to shake hands ~ with Mrs Agata Kornhauser-Duda, consort of the Polish president

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Trump in Poland: Five reasons why he is going there

(BBC)

The president of America goes to Poland ~ to promote his gas and flee deprecation

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Parent fights for their child's right to remain genderless

(The Independent)

Searyl Atli = It's really a ...?

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Arrests over China 'straddling bus' project

(BBC)

Transit Elevated Bus Company = A con dupes me, it's very blatant

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Celebrities React to Donald Trump's CNN Body Slam Tweet: "How the F--- Are You a President"

(Variety)

#FraudNewsCNN #FNN pic.twitter.com/WYUnHjjUjg

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 2, 2017

Donald Trump's CNN Body Slam Tweet = Mad Pres. constantly tumbled down

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Watergate reporter: We are in a 'malignant presidency'

(The Hill)

Donald Trump: Modern Day Caligula? = Malignancy ruled a proud, mad dolt.

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Iran holds an international contest to find the best cartoon of Donald Trump

(The New Zealand Herald)

Hadi Asadi has won the International Trumpism Cartoon and Caricature Contest = Ha, that trenchant Iranian competitor draws an idiot, earns mutinous accolades

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See other winning entries.

Trump argues his tweetstorms are "MODERN DAY PRESIDENTIAL"

(New York Post)

Donald Trump: Modern Day Presidential = Don adds a predominantly lurid temper = Turmoil, dramas drop independently. Da?

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Image: Matt Brown

America's Got Talent 2017 Donald Trump Wins Again Full Audition

Put on the top franchise show 'America's Got Talent' = Stop to watch Trump reach finale - egotist has none

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