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Friday, July 14, 2017

Flat Out Denial Inside the weird world of "flat earthers" who deny the earth is round, think gravity is a myth and boast tens of thousands of members including top celebs

(The Sun)
The Earth is Round!

The Flat Earth Community = Heretical man of myth. Tut!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Dushan Wegner

Trump says son's Russian lawyer meeting 'opposition research'

(BBC)
'I did not have improper collusions with #russia'. #trumpbaby #donaldtrump #trumpgate #microwave #wiretap #russiandoll #putin #destroyer #baby #usa  #twitter #election2016 #fixing

'Opposition research'? ~ or son is a heretic, Pop!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Michael de Groot

Thursday, July 13, 2017

Despacito


"Despacito" = Poetic, sad = Disco tape = Poised act

Wiz Khalifa's 'See You Again' ends 'Gangnam Style's' streak as most-viewed YouTube video

(Los Angeles Times)

Agonizing over his car accident that finished him, & to pay homage to US St Paul Walker (Furious 7), we see ~ that music video "See You Again", featuring those two singer-composers Wiz Khalifa and Charlie Puth.
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Donald Trump Jr.'s Emails About Meeting With Russian Lawyer, Annotated

(National Public Radio)
Donald Trump, Jr. with supporters

Donald Trump Junior Russia Collusion = All run as jurisdiction round-up looms
Anagram: Erin Neathery
Image: Gage Skidmore

'My Son Is a High-Quality Person.' President Trump Defends Embattled Trump Jr.

(Time)

A high-quality person" is ~ "quite a liar" sighs phony
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Police use van door to take down thief

(UPI)

Van door takedown = knave down to road
Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Monday, July 10, 2017

Donald Trump Is Dragging Down America

(The New Yorker)
Donald Trump- Caricature

America's rogue President = Grip on USA seemed erratic
Anagram: Rosie Perera
Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Trump's kleptocracy could be turning the US into a banana republic

(MarketWatch)
GOP, We'll Remember...

Banana Republic = Ban a Republican
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Jeff Gates

Sunday, July 9, 2017

Vatican outlaws gluten-free bread for Holy Communion

(BBC)
Communion-wafers

The Vatican has outlawed gluten-free bread for Holy Communion = Oh My God! A defiant lot! Hah, even ban molecular structure of wine?
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Awareness Campaign

Saturday, July 8, 2017

Upper hand: Trump and Putin's body language shows who's the boss

(The Guardian)
PutinPuppet

Their tempestuous relationship = Trump lies, Putin seethes. Oh, a riot.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: FolsomNatural

Friday, July 7, 2017

G-20 Protests Turn Violent as Trump Arrives in Hamburg

G-20 Protests Turn Violent as Trump Arrives in Hamburg (NBC News)


These protests have turned violent in Hamburg, Germany = Arrest Mr Trump - he's violent, he's a thug! Begone NY deviant!
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Hamas' new top leader delivers first speech in Gaza City

(Yahoo!)


Ismail Abdel Salam Ahmed Haniyeh = I'm behind Hamas lead. Yes, Allah, I am.
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas

Donald Trump in handshake trouble... again

(BBC)

Trump's flaw: rash grip, too uncoordinated. He tries to shake hands ~ with Mrs Agata Kornhauser-Duda, consort of the Polish president
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Thursday, July 6, 2017

Trump in Poland: Five reasons why he is going there

(BBC)


The president of America goes to Poland ~ to promote his gas and flee deprecation
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Wednesday, July 5, 2017

Parent fights for their child's right to remain genderless

(The Independent)

Searyl Atli = It's really a ...?
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

Arrests over China 'straddling bus' project

(BBC)

Transit Elevated Bus Company = A con dupes me, it's very blatant
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Celebrities React to Donald Trump's CNN Body Slam Tweet: "How the F--- Are You a President"

(Variety)

Donald Trump's CNN Body Slam Tweet = Mad Pres. constantly tumbled down
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas

Watergate reporter: We are in a 'malignant presidency'

(The Hill)

Donald Trump: Modern Day Caligula? = Malignancy ruled a proud, mad dolt.
Anagram: Erin Neathery

Iran holds an international contest to find the best cartoon of Donald Trump

(The New Zealand Herald)


Hadi Asadi has won the International Trumpism Cartoon and Caricature Contest = Ha, that trenchant Iranian competitor draws an idiot, earns mutinous accolades
Anagram: Julian Lofts
See other winning entries.