Judge me on four things, said Trump. So we did

(BBC)

Judge me on four things, said POTUS Donald Trump. So we did = O he's just an idiot, a doddering old mugwump, fusspot nerd.

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Garbine Muguruza beats Venus Williams in straight sets to win Wimbledon title

(The Times of India)

The Spaniard Garbine Muguruza Blanco completely demolished American Venus Ebony Starr Williams in the final = O yes, a brash millennial usurper challenged and beat tearful US champion in a mesmerizing victory at Wimbledon

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Hawaii judge weakens travel ban, Trump to appeal

(Los Angeles Daily News)

Judge weakens President Trump's travel ban = Vet grandparents. Unkempt Jews abide rules.

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Beyoncé twins are here -- and their names are Sir Carter and Rum

(Vox)

The singer Beyoncé has had twins that are called Sir Carter and Rumi = Huh, they'll resent artistic names as arcane, hardcore, dingbat, weird

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Flat Out Denial Inside the weird world of "flat earthers" who deny the earth is round, think gravity is a myth and boast tens of thousands of members including top celebs

(The Sun)

The Flat Earth Community = Heretical man of myth. Tut!

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Trump says son's Russian lawyer meeting 'opposition research'

(BBC)

'Opposition research'? ~ or son is a heretic, Pop!

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Image: Michael de Groot

Despacito

"Despacito" = Poetic, sad = Disco tape = Poised act

Wiz Khalifa's 'See You Again' ends 'Gangnam Style's' streak as most-viewed YouTube video

(Los Angeles Times)

Agonizing over his car accident that finished him, & to pay homage to US St Paul Walker (Furious 7), we see ~ that music video "See You Again", featuring those two singer-composers Wiz Khalifa and Charlie Puth.

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Donald Trump Jr.'s Emails About Meeting With Russian Lawyer, Annotated

(National Public Radio)

Donald Trump Junior Russia Collusion = All run as jurisdiction round-up looms

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'My Son Is a High-Quality Person.' President Trump Defends Embattled Trump Jr.

(Time)

A high-quality person" is ~ "quite a liar" sighs phony

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Police use van door to take down thief

(UPI)

Van door takedown = knave down to road

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Donald Trump Is Dragging Down America

(The New Yorker)

America's rogue President = Grip on USA seemed erratic

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Trump's kleptocracy could be turning the US into a banana republic

(MarketWatch)

Banana Republic = Ban a Republican

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Image: Jeff Gates

Vatican outlaws gluten-free bread for Holy Communion

(BBC)

The Vatican has outlawed gluten-free bread for Holy Communion = Oh My God! A defiant lot! Hah, even ban molecular structure of wine?

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Upper hand: Trump and Putin's body language shows who's the boss

(The Guardian)

Their tempestuous relationship = Trump lies, Putin seethes. Oh, a riot.

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G-20 Protests Turn Violent as Trump Arrives in Hamburg

G-20 Protests Turn Violent as Trump Arrives in Hamburg (NBC News)

These protests have turned violent in Hamburg, Germany = Arrest Mr Trump - he's violent, he's a thug! Begone NY deviant!

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Hamas' new top leader delivers first speech in Gaza City

(Yahoo!)

Ismail Abdel Salam Ahmed Haniyeh = I'm behind Hamas lead. Yes, Allah, I am.

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Donald Trump in handshake trouble... again

(BBC)

Trump's flaw: rash grip, too uncoordinated. He tries to shake hands ~ with Mrs Agata Kornhauser-Duda, consort of the Polish president

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Trump in Poland: Five reasons why he is going there

(BBC)

The president of America goes to Poland ~ to promote his gas and flee deprecation

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Parent fights for their child's right to remain genderless

(The Independent)

Searyl Atli = It's really a ...?

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