Trump tells police: 'please don't be too nice' when arresting gang members

(The Daily Express)

"Please don't be too nice!" says President Trump = Needs testy police to beat up damn prisoners

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'Sturgeon's the only winner!' SNP politician who LOST HER SEAT hails snap election result

(The Daily Express)

'Sturgeon's the only winner' ~ yet the running losers won

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President Trump replaces White House chief of staff Reince Priebus with Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly

(USA Today)

Reince Priebus has gone = Curbs espionage in here

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Hammond's Brexit plan REVEALED: Chancellor wants to keep UK 'tangled in EU free movement'

(The Daily Express)

Hammond's Brexit plan REVEALED = Leave? Next PM's bold hard Remain

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Charlie Gard's parents say their 'beautiful boy' has died

(The Guardian)

The infant Charlie Gard dies = Life is hard, then a tragic end.

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Scaramucci blames Reince Priebus for White House leaks as Trump chaos escalates

(Vox)

Reince leaks ~ like a screen

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'Do you REGRET it?' Nick Robinson SLAPS DOWN Jeremy Corbyn

(The Daily Express)

"Do you REGRET it?" Robinson = Young sorrier; in debt too

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'Test-tube rhino' a last-ditch bid to save species from extinction

(The New Zealand Herald)

Can farm a white 'test-tube rhino', uh? = I manufacture the beast with horn

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Image: Heather Paul

Our Earth is Becoming a Plastic Planet

(Frack Check WV)

Our earth is becoming a plastic planet = A brochure image? Canal is not spelt t-i-p^*
*tip = dump (British English)

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Ex-CIA Director Hayden: Russia election meddling was "most successful covert operation in history"

(Yahoo!)

'Most successful covert operation in history' = V. Putin's most secret choice for solitary US, no?

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Hillary Clinton is America's Biggest -- And Most Important -- Loser

(Newsweek)

Hillary Clinton is America's Biggest -- And Most Important -- Loser = It means - carnal girl Monica or silly DT get hers ambitions stop

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Salvador Dali's moustache remains intact, embalmer reveals after exhumation

(The New Zealand Herald)

Read that the moustache of Senor Salvador Dali has remained intact = Oh dear, oh dear! A caveat as callous men disinter him for that DNA test.

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Trump tweets mention his 'complete power' to pardon and bemoan 'leaks'

(CNN)

"The US President has the complete power to pardon" = Donald Trump, the pro creep, tweets this as one hope.

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'UK will never have own sovereignty!' Cable in Brexit rant

(The Daily Express)

'UK will never have own sovereignty!' = Verily ruling the waves even now, OK?

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Donald Trump insists he has 'complete power' to pardon

(BBC)

Pardon me POTUS = Trump's a dope, no?

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Anthony Scaramucci: Who is the new White House communications director?

(BBC)

The new Communications Director is aka ~ Scaramucci. The dominator is keen to win.

Scaramucci - "No, not editor! I'm ~ a communications director!"

Anthony Scaramucci is ~ a masochist, a cynic. Run!

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Seven Natural Wonders

(Wikipedia)

A List of Seven Natural Wonders 1. The Iguacu Falls 2. Halong Bay 3. Jeju Island 4. The Puerto Princesa Underground River National Park 5. Table Mountain 6. Komodo Island 7. The Amazon Rainforest

=

Portend a hefty thrill 1. Brazil-Argentina border 2. Vietnam, offshore 3. aka Jejudo, S. Korea 4. Saint Paul Mountain Range tunnels 5. Cape Town 6. Unusual old dragons live on island 7. South America

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Jam A, Neville Nel, CristinaPessini, Jake Gordon

Trump claims he's passed more bills "than any president, ever"

(CBS News)

"We've signed more bills -- and I'm talking about through the legislature -- than any president, ever. For a while, Harry Truman had us. And now, I think, we have everybody."
=
Here, Trump lied about a highlight: a big, unheard rush by making twenty-nine laws in a hundred days. However, Franklin Roosevelt, at a lower time, had over seventy.

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Republican Senator John McCain diagnosed with brain cancer

(Sydney Morning Herald)

The Republican Senator McCain has ~ a brain neoplasm. Censure chitchat.

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Earth is becoming 'Planet Plastic'

(BBC)

Our Earth is becoming 'Planet Plastic' = "Cor! It's appalling on beaches!" I mutter.

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Image: United Nations Photo