Baltimore's "Nobody kill anybody" weekend = Irk mob? Don't need bloke's body in alleyway!
Anagram: Rosie Perera
Image: Tyler Merbler
Image: Tyler Merbler
Sunday, August 6, 2017
"Nobody kill anybody": Baltimore hopes for homicide-free weekend
(CNN)
Baltimore's "Nobody kill anybody" weekend = Irk mob? Don't need bloke's body in alleyway!
Baltimore's "Nobody kill anybody" weekend = Irk mob? Don't need bloke's body in alleyway!
Mexican Lawyer Markets Trump-Branded Toilet Paper For A Very Good Cause
(Huffington Post)
A Mexican lawyer markets white Trump-branded toilet paper = Dare Mr T to expel crap, wipe arse with marketable mundanity = Mad retort: expel crap, wipe arse with marketable mundanity
A Mexican lawyer markets white Trump-branded toilet paper = Dare Mr T to expel crap, wipe arse with marketable mundanity = Mad retort: expel crap, wipe arse with marketable mundanity
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Friday, August 4, 2017
Is there really a market for pickle flavoured condoms in India?
(BBC)
India has some really strange pickle flavoured condoms ~ or are nicknamed foulest old smelly vegan aphrodisiacs
India has some really strange pickle flavoured condoms ~ or are nicknamed foulest old smelly vegan aphrodisiacs
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Nannette Turner
Image: Nannette Turner
Thursday, August 3, 2017
Under Trump's new immigration rule, his own grandfather likely wouldn't have gotten in
(Washington Post)
The President prohibits immigrants to US = Trump's ban - I pestered him, "It is so not right!"
The President prohibits immigrants to US = Trump's ban - I pestered him, "It is so not right!"
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Geoff Livingston
Image: Geoff Livingston
Mike Pence Ignores NASA's "Do Not Touch" Sign, Sends Internet Into Orbit
(Huffington Post)
Critical Space Flight Hardware "Do Not Touch" = Pic's to warn that 'chocolate fireguard' child!
Critical Space Flight Hardware "Do Not Touch" = Pic's to warn that 'chocolate fireguard' child!
Anagram: Chris Sturdy
Image: Trending News
Image: Trending News
What's behind the Dow's stunning rise to 22,000?
(The New Zealand Herald)
The Dow Jones industrial average rises = Just delivered share gains too, I answer.
The Dow Jones industrial average rises = Just delivered share gains too, I answer.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Sam valadi
Image: Sam valadi
Tuesday, August 1, 2017
The Great Peanut Butter Escape Of 2017
(National Public Radio)
The Great Peanut Butter Escape = Better put a Great Escapee Hunt
The Great Peanut Butter Escape = Better put a Great Escapee Hunt
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Fox Wu
Image: Fox Wu
Monday, July 31, 2017
Mooch lasts ten days
(Huffington Post)
Mooch lasts ten days = A sly smooth cat's end
Mooch lasts ten days = A sly smooth cat's end
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: FolsomNatural
Image: FolsomNatural
Jeanne Moreau, Femme Fatale of French New Wave, Is Dead at 89
(The New York Times)
The iconic French actress Jeanne Moreau has died = Such an enchantress. "Je t'adore, ma chèrie," I confide.
The iconic French actress Jeanne Moreau has died = Such an enchantress. "Je t'adore, ma chèrie," I confide.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: bswise
Image: bswise
Trump's lies are the Republican playbook
(Daily Kos)
"No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power." - that writer and a political satirist, P.J. O'Rourke
=
Just look at the old, elite institution of the US Republican Party, starring foul Edgar Hoover, psychotic roue President Donald Trump, doleful Gerald Ford, Spiro Agnew, Dwight Eisenhower, Rick Santorum, etc. O leer at voters too. What woeful, useless fools. (No offence!)
"No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power." - that writer and a political satirist, P.J. O'Rourke
=
Just look at the old, elite institution of the US Republican Party, starring foul Edgar Hoover, psychotic roue President Donald Trump, doleful Gerald Ford, Spiro Agnew, Dwight Eisenhower, Rick Santorum, etc. O leer at voters too. What woeful, useless fools. (No offence!)
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Mike Licht
Image: Mike Licht
A Dysfunctional White House
(NBC Los Angeles)
Dysfunctional White House = I fault NYC's White House Don
Dysfunctional White House = I fault NYC's White House Don
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: doubichlou14
Image: doubichlou14
General John F. Kelly
(Washington Post)
General John F. Kelly = JFK? Hell, nearly gone!
General John F. Kelly = JFK? Hell, nearly gone!
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Caricature: DonkeyHotey
Caricature: DonkeyHotey
Passchendaele, 100 years on: a final great act of remembrance
(The Guardian)
"A more sacred place for the British does not exist in the world," said politician Winston Churchill = I adopt ironic criticism of Passchendaele (this horrendous, hellish World War I battle) in context.
"A more sacred place for the British does not exist in the world," said politician Winston Churchill = I adopt ironic criticism of Passchendaele (this horrendous, hellish World War I battle) in context.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Michael Day
Image: Michael Day
End of the EU? Wave of populism takes over bloc
(The Daily Express)
End of the EU = The one feud
End of the EU = The one feud
Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: Theophilos Papadopoulos
Image: Theophilos Papadopoulos
Trump tells police: 'please don't be too nice' when arresting gang members
(The Daily Express)
"Please don't be too nice!" says President Trump = Needs testy police to beat up damn prisoners
"Please don't be too nice!" says President Trump = Needs testy police to beat up damn prisoners
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: torbakhopper
Image: torbakhopper
Saturday, July 29, 2017
'Sturgeon's the only winner!' SNP politician who LOST HER SEAT hails snap election result
(The Daily Express)
'Sturgeon's the only winner' ~ yet the running losers won
'Sturgeon's the only winner' ~ yet the running losers won
Anagram: Robert Jordan
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