Theresa's 'May-a culpa': PM to apologise for election failure at Tory party conference

(The Daily Express)

Theresa's 'May-a culpa' = PM here as a casualty

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Trump -- once again -- fails to condemn the alt-right, white supremacists

(CNN)

Eschew it - "Trump is a ~ white supremacist."

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Racist Jason Kessler

(Twitter)

See frightening terror when a short speech to journalists goes viral recently - suddenly a sleazy racist lawbreaker panics = Unite the Right rally organizer Jason Kessler was chased away by protesters during a press conference in Charlottesville

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A reckoning in Charlottesville

(BBC)

A reckoning in Charlottesville, USA = Racial killings touch nerves. Atone!

A reckoning in Charlottesville, US = Racists rant, kill - enough violence.

A reckoning in Charlottesville = Alt-Right convene kill scenario

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The fallout shelter business is booming -- even in Canada -- amid North Korean tensions

(Global News)

Nuclear fallout shelter = Full-on threat; all secure.

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'EU is taking a STEP BACK' Asia distances itself from Brussels as Eurozone crisis grows

(The Daily Express)

EU is taking a STEP BACK = ASEAN stake big uptick

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The latest in coffees and teas - are they really good for us?

(Fox2 Detroit)

The Vitamin-Infused Coffee = Hi, aid's effective, fun to men!

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Thank you, Sinéad O'Connor, for showing the messy reality of mental illness

(The Guardian)

The singer Sinéad Marie Bernadette O'Connor = An obscene or tormented anti-Irish renegade

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Only looking out for herself: SNP turns on flailing Nicola Sturgeon and her husband

(The Daily Express)

Only looking out for herself = Sturgeon: Irony of folk, eh? LOL

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President Trump Moves Doomsday Clock to Half Past 'Oh My God'

(Gizmodo)

President Trump moves Doomsday Clock to half past 'Oh My God' = Odds are, chump simply attempted glory on vast mood of shock.

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North Korea threatens strike on Guam

(CNN)

Donald Trump's North Korea Fire and Fury = Profoundly horrid. Fat Man. Undertakers.

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USDA Clamps Down on Staffers Using the Term 'Climate Change'

(Wired)

USDA clamps down on staff using term 'Climate Change' = A panel's documents and 'wrong' claims might affect us?

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Usain Bolt beaten in last solo race as drug cheat Justin Gatlin gatecrashes world 100m final

(The Daily Telegraph)

The drug cheat Justin Gatlin has beaten the favourite Usain Bolt in the London World champs = That USA chap battled booing, ran an eventful race on helium, just hit his stride, then won gold.

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Government minister urges British holidaymakers to choose Blackpool over Benidorm

(The Daily Express)

Government minister urges British holidaymakers to choose Blackpool over Benidorm = Oh, illuminations, pier, mmm seaside rock, beach donkeys v. obverse, globe trotting horror?

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"Nobody kill anybody": Baltimore hopes for homicide-free weekend

(CNN)

Baltimore's "Nobody kill anybody" weekend = Irk mob? Don't need bloke's body in alleyway!

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Mexican Lawyer Markets Trump-Branded Toilet Paper For A Very Good Cause

(Huffington Post)

A Mexican lawyer markets white Trump-branded toilet paper = Dare Mr T to expel crap, wipe arse with marketable mundanity = Mad retort: expel crap, wipe arse with marketable mundanity

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Is there really a market for pickle flavoured condoms in India?

(BBC)

India has some really strange pickle flavoured condoms ~ or are nicknamed foulest old smelly vegan aphrodisiacs

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Under Trump's new immigration rule, his own grandfather likely wouldn't have gotten in

(Washington Post)

The President prohibits immigrants to US = Trump's ban - I pestered him, "It is so not right!"

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Fen Tiger SPOTTED? Fears mysterious beast has returned to Cambridgeshire

(The Daily Express)

Often get striped ~ Fen Tiger SPOTTED

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Mike Pence Ignores NASA's "Do Not Touch" Sign, Sends Internet Into Orbit

(Huffington Post)

Critical Space Flight Hardware "Do Not Touch" = Pic's to warn that 'chocolate fireguard' child!

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