Women are painting vaginas on their fingernails -- and they're incredibly detailed

(The Daily Mirror)

Vagina nails = A vain signal

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Nice to see you: Bruce Forsyth's scandalous history of love, lust and lies

(The Daily Mirror)

The ancient English entertainer Bruce Forsyth has died = Had heinous chin, big ferrety teeth and internal secrets

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Surian Soosay

The Rise and Fall of Steve Bannon

(The New Yorker)

The rise and fall of Steve Bannon = Rant banned. He's offensive to all.

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: TJ Hawk

Study Pershing, Trump Said. But the Story Doesn't Add Up.

(The New York Times)

General Pershing story = Regret person's lying, ha!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Jon Berkeley/Economist

Bonnie Tyler to perform Total Eclipse during total eclipse

(BBC)
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Bonnie Tyler is to perform 'Total Eclipse Of The Heart' during the total eclipse = Oh yes, I note terse fool Trump told that terrible Pershing lie (one epic "alt-fact")

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Barcelona terror attack: van crashes into crowd at Las Ramblas, killing 'at least 13'

(Yahoo!)

Las Ramblas, Barcelona = All blame's on Arab's car

Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
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Barcelona terror attack: At least 13 dead and two arrested after van drives into Las Ramblas crowd

(The Independent)

The attack in Las Ramblas in Barcelona, Spain = Splat! Insane Arab men kill. Abhor satanic act.

Anagram: Julian Lofts

END OF TRUMP? President preparing to RESIGN and will be GONE by autumn, says former ally

(The Daily Express)

Trump - "Yes, I'm cretinous or no, I'm focusing on ~ securing immunity from prosecution soon."

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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PayPal Shuts Down Access For Richard Spencer, Other Right-Wing Extremists

(Huffington Post)

PayPal shuts down Richard Spencer's account = Racists and new pals not happy such occurred

Anagram: Rosie Perera
Image: Stephen Melkisethian

Donald Trump retweeted an alt-right conspiracy theorist. Here's why.

(CNN)

Trump retweets an "alt-right" conspiracy theorist, ~ settling on that terrorist white supremacy crap

Anagram: Rosie Perera
Image: Andrew Dallos

TOURISTS GO HOME! More holidaymakers targeted as FURIOUS protests spread across Europe

(The Daily Express)

TOURISTS GO HOME! = Rome's out o' sight

Anagram: Robert Jordan

Insect burgers made from mashed up crickets, grasshoppers and BEETLE LARVAE set to hit supermarket shelves

(The Sun)

The edible insect burger = Nice grub, this red beetle

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: British Pest Control Association

Theresa's 'May-a culpa': PM to apologise for election failure at Tory party conference

(The Daily Express)

Theresa's 'May-a culpa' = PM here as a casualty

Anagram: Robert Jordan
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Trump -- once again -- fails to condemn the alt-right, white supremacists

(CNN)

Eschew it - "Trump is a ~ white supremacist."

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Racist Jason Kessler

(Twitter)

See frightening terror when a short speech to journalists goes viral recently - suddenly a sleazy racist lawbreaker panics = Unite the Right rally organizer Jason Kessler was chased away by protesters during a press conference in Charlottesville

Anagram: Christopher Davis
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A reckoning in Charlottesville

(BBC)

A reckoning in Charlottesville, USA = Racial killings touch nerves. Atone!

A reckoning in Charlottesville, US = Racists rant, kill - enough violence.

A reckoning in Charlottesville = Alt-Right convene kill scenario

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Ron F.

The fallout shelter business is booming -- even in Canada -- amid North Korean tensions

(Global News)

Nuclear fallout shelter = Full-on threat; all secure.

Anagram: Rosie Perera
Image: Toby Scott

'EU is taking a STEP BACK' Asia distances itself from Brussels as Eurozone crisis grows

(The Daily Express)

EU is taking a STEP BACK = ASEAN stake big uptick

Anagram: Robert Jordan

The latest in coffees and teas - are they really good for us?

(Fox2 Detroit)

The Vitamin-Infused Coffee = Hi, aid's effective, fun to men!

Anagram: Pinchas Aronas

Thank you, Sinéad O'Connor, for showing the messy reality of mental illness

(The Guardian)

The singer Sinéad Marie Bernadette O'Connor = An obscene or tormented anti-Irish renegade

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Bryan Ledgard