Michigan Beer Chair dispenses beer from Upper Peninsula

(UPI)

Michigan Beer Chair = Aha! Bring me ice, Rich

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Irma Tears A Path Of Destruction Through Parts Of The Caribbean

(WGBH)

Irma tears a path of destruction through parts of the Caribbean = After Barbados, nightmare threat of catastrophic pour in the US

Anagram: Dharam
Image: NASA

Mother of two, 70, kills her daughters in double murder suicide

(Daily Mail)

Brenda Williamon = Rein ill, bad woman!

Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: AJ Cann

Startup behind ridiculed $400 juicer shuts down

(CNN)

Juicero shuts down = Chorus: "Just die now."

Anagram: Rosie Perera

There is NO life after death: Scientist insists afterlife is IMPOSSIBLE

(The Daily Express)

There is NO life after death = To die here, free, that's final

Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: Thomas Meier

Tropical Cyclone 10 heads for Britain: Atlantic SUPERSTORM to spark UK 'monsoon' next week, by Nathan Rao

(The Daily Express)

Tropical Cyclone Ten heads for Britain = Typical Rao on nth incredible forecast

Anagram: Robert Jordan

Novartis' CAR-T gene therapy, the first approved by FDA, to cost $475,000

(MarketWatch)

The so called 'living drug' Tisagenlecleucel (aka Kymriah™ by Novartis) is a new CAR-T cell therapy = Docs say pricy gene-altering will violently attack, avert, and might cure harsh B-cell leukaemias

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Novartis AG

Hurricane Harvey: Donald Trump says 'Texas can handle anything' as dams overflow, Houston deluged

(The Daily Telegraph)

US Donald President Trump says "Texas can handle anything" = "My last pretty stupid, carnal and nude sex shenanigans. Doh!"

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Melania, Donald Trump ridiculed for bizarre Hurricane Harvey outfits

(The New Zealand Herald)
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The First Lady of the US Melania Trump is far too ~ fitted out sartorially for a mishap, then fumes

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Melania Trump mocked for her 'storm stilettos' as she heads to Texas for Hurricane Harvey relief

(Yahoo!)
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Melania wears "storm stilettos" to visit Houston = Riot! She seems too tall to swim in vast rain, so 'Tut!"

Anagram: Rosie Perera

This Guy Spent A Year Exploring The Subculture Of Competitive Punning

(Fast Company)

Guy spends a year in the world of competitive punning = Get your tiny mind seasoned, peppering with vocal fun

Anagram: Chris Sturdy

Peru's indigenous-language push

(The Economist)

Peru indigenous-language push ~ dug up a European using English

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Image: CIFOR

Floyd Mayweather stops Conor McGregor in 10th round in Las Vegas

(BBC)
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The grinning US boxer Floyd Mayweather thrashes the UFC champion ~ Irishman McGregor in ten rounds. Yes, watch the hype, hoax, bluff, hate.

Anagram: Julian Lofts

The five most controversial acts of clemency by US presidents

(The Guardian)

I deplore partisan and ~ a presidential pardon

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Image: Monica D. Spencer

How unpopular has President Donald Trump become? This chart shows just how much

(The Independent)

Unpopular president = People spurn dirt, Anu.

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Arpaio is pardoned

(ABC News)

Arpaio is pardoned = I do spare paranoid

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Gage Skidmore

President Trump pardons controversial sheriff Joe Arpaio

(BBC)

The President of the United States Donald Trump pardons Sheriff Joe Arpaio = Honest, it's truth - er, people did jeer at mad POTUS' fondness for defiant pariah

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Gage Skidmore

The secret life of dodos, revealed

(Phys.org)

The secret life of dodos revealed ~ e'er coveted feathered old fossil

Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: Paul Gravestock

Hurricane Harvey: what we know about the Category 4 storm about to hit the Gulf Coast

(Vox)

Hurricane Harvey will hit land soon = O, us! Real heavy rain, chill north wind

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: NASA

Allah-Las gig cancelled in Rotterdam due to terrorism warning

(The Guardian)

The rock band Allah-Las are no longer playing in Rotterdam, in the Netherlands, due to this awful Islamic ~ terror plot. Is warfare. Agents condemn, hunt and shoot dead all the nihilistic men yelling "Allahu Akbar!"

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Xanic Lopez