Rebel Wilson awarded A$4.5m in magazine defamation case

(BBC)

The Australian actor Rebel Wilson = Liar? Ha, not true. Star won libel case.

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Apple launches $999 iPhone X in bid to regain innovation lead

(Reuters)

iPhone X = Phoenix?

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Hope Hicks named White House Communications Director

(BBC)
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Oh, he picks ~ Hope Hicks

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How Hillary Clinton recovered after Donald Trump loss

(The New Zealand Herald)

This strange 'alternative nostril breathing' therapy = Er, she's venting her bitter antipathy at gorilla 'n tsar

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Kilauea erupts on Hawaii's big Island

(Yahoo!)

The Kilauea volcano = On cue I leak hot lava

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Former British PM to be investigated over paedophile claims

(The New Zealand Herald)

Sir Edward Heath appeared to lie = A weird paedophile hated arrest

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"No white lights or angels" THIS is what happens when you die

(The Daily Express)

No white lights or angels = Oh, insight's eternal glow

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Sloane Stephens cruises to US Open victory

(Euro News)
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Victorious tennis player Sloane Stephens = Creative shots in US Open. Style's nonpareil.

The victorious American tennis player Sloane Stephens = Many creative, celestial shots earn her points in US Open

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Mayweather hands Weston plumber $15,000 tickets to his fight against McGregor

(Weston Mercury)
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Floyd Mayweather = Wealthy Day For Me

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There's now a fourth chocolate flavor: Ruby Chocolate

(Inside Manila)

Now there is 'ruby chocolate' = Cute color? Bah! Heresy! I won't!

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Graydon Carter Stepping Down as Vanity Fair Editor

(Variety)

The Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter is retiring = I'd fire a dignitary striving to try another career

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Irma devastates Turks and Caicos

(UPI)

Irma devastates Turks and Caicos = Smack! Destruction area said vast

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Michigan Beer Chair dispenses beer from Upper Peninsula

(UPI)

Michigan Beer Chair = Aha! Bring me ice, Rich

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Irma Tears A Path Of Destruction Through Parts Of The Caribbean

(WGBH)

Irma tears a path of destruction through parts of the Caribbean = After Barbados, nightmare threat of catastrophic pour in the US

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Mother of two, 70, kills her daughters in double murder suicide

(Daily Mail)

Brenda Williamon = Rein ill, bad woman!

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Startup behind ridiculed $400 juicer shuts down

(CNN)

Juicero shuts down = Chorus: "Just die now."

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There is NO life after death: Scientist insists afterlife is IMPOSSIBLE

(The Daily Express)

There is NO life after death = To die here, free, that's final

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Tropical Cyclone 10 heads for Britain: Atlantic SUPERSTORM to spark UK 'monsoon' next week, by Nathan Rao

(The Daily Express)

Tropical Cyclone Ten heads for Britain = Typical Rao on nth incredible forecast

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Novartis' CAR-T gene therapy, the first approved by FDA, to cost $475,000

(MarketWatch)

The so called 'living drug' Tisagenlecleucel (aka Kymriah™ by Novartis) is a new CAR-T cell therapy = Docs say pricy gene-altering will violently attack, avert, and might cure harsh B-cell leukaemias

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Hurricane Harvey: Donald Trump says 'Texas can handle anything' as dams overflow, Houston deluged

(The Daily Telegraph)

US Donald President Trump says "Texas can handle anything" = "My last pretty stupid, carnal and nude sex shenanigans. Doh!"

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