Monarch Airlines = Online armchairs
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Alec Wilson
Image: Alec Wilson
Tuesday, October 3, 2017
Live: Las Vegas Mandalay Bay Hotel massacre: 59 dead, 527 hurt in worst US shooting
(The New Zealand Herald)
The Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino (four star rating) = A furor, a nasty massacre by a ranting dotard in hotel
The Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino (four star rating) = A furor, a nasty massacre by a ranting dotard in hotel
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Working Families Party
Image: Working Families Party
Monday, October 2, 2017
OJ Simpson Released From Prison
(National Public Radio)
Released from prison = Freedom! No reprisals.
Released from prison = Freedom! No reprisals.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Illustration: Lostastic
Illustration: Lostastic
Sunday, October 1, 2017
Trump attacks Puerto Rico mayor: 'They want everything done for them'
(The Guardian)
Embed from Getty Images
Puerto Rico's mayor Señora Carmen Yulin Cruz ~ on Trump: "O your crazy American señor is cruel."
Embed from Getty Images
Puerto Rico's mayor Señora Carmen Yulin Cruz ~ on Trump: "O your crazy American señor is cruel."
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Spanish police seal off polling stations in Catalonia
(Al Jazeera)
Catalonia is a mutinous region in the north-easterly part of Spain = Ah, nationalists are after recognition, apparently. Uh, it's ominous.
Catalonia is a mutinous region in the north-easterly part of Spain = Ah, nationalists are after recognition, apparently. Uh, it's ominous.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: alister
Image: alister
Thursday, September 28, 2017
Gal Gadot Hasn't Always Looked Like This
(The Cheat Sheet)
Gal Gadot, star of Wonder Woman, the record-breaking superhero blockbuster = Babe from Israel altogether brought a new record - knocked down stars group!
Gal Gadot, star of Wonder Woman, the record-breaking superhero blockbuster = Babe from Israel altogether brought a new record - knocked down stars group!
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Gage Skidmore
Image: Gage Skidmore
Kid Rock rants about Nazis, KKK, Black Lives Matter and Colin Kaepernick at a concert
(Salon)
That US quarterback Colin Rand Kaepernick = Kid Rock's a queer prick, bent charlatan, a nut!
That US quarterback Colin Rand Kaepernick = Kid Rock's a queer prick, bent charlatan, a nut!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Brook Ward
Image: Brook Ward
Jared Kushner is a female
(CNN)
Jared Kushner is a female = She's injured, a lame faker
Jared Kushner is a female = She's injured, a lame faker
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: DonkeyHotey
Image: DonkeyHotey
Quick-thinking bus passenger narrowly stops mountain tragedy
(Evening Standard)
Quick-thinking bus passenger narrowly stops mountain tragedy = Got lucky, then! Quite surprising man's bad parking's not any worse :-)
Quick-thinking bus passenger narrowly stops mountain tragedy = Got lucky, then! Quite surprising man's bad parking's not any worse :-)
Anagram: Chris Sturdy
Image: Can Pac Swire
Image: Can Pac Swire
Bali volcano: Indonesia fears imminent Mt Agung eruption
(BBC)
The Balinese stratovolcano Mount Agung has erupted = A cone hurled hot lava, emits a pungent gas. O, best to run!
The Balinese stratovolcano Mount Agung has erupted = A cone hurled hot lava, emits a pungent gas. O, best to run!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Ângelo Pereira
Image: Ângelo Pereira
Tuesday, September 26, 2017
Trump Says US Is Ready to Use "Devastating" Force on North Korea
(Bloomberg)
Rash despotic US men so want to fire ~ their weapons of mass destruction.
Rash despotic US men so want to fire ~ their weapons of mass destruction.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Friday, September 22, 2017
Where is 'Nambia'? President Trump 'invents' African country
(BBC)
Donald Trump has fabricated this African country called Nambia = Darn! A daft, absurd, moronic blunder. In fact it's a mythical place. Ha!
Donald Trump has fabricated this African country called Nambia = Darn! A daft, absurd, moronic blunder. In fact it's a mythical place. Ha!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Elvert Barnes
Image: Elvert Barnes
Melania Trump in legal row with English-language school
(BBC)
Croatian advertisement: "Just imagine how far you can go with a little bit of English" = Brilliant! I jest 'n gag at how a curvy 'feminist', Melania, got to White House. Fornicated?
Croatian advertisement: "Just imagine how far you can go with a little bit of English" = Brilliant! I jest 'n gag at how a curvy 'feminist', Melania, got to White House. Fornicated?
Anagram: Julian & Jason Lofts
Image: IIP Photo Archive
Image: IIP Photo Archive
Monday, September 18, 2017
Stanislav Petrov dead: The Soviet officer who 'saved the world' by averting nuclear war dies aged 77
(The Independent)
The Russian army officer Stanislav Petrov has died = Man's efforts stop a vivid nuclear disaster. Hairy, eh?
The Russian army officer Stanislav Petrov has died = Man's efforts stop a vivid nuclear disaster. Hairy, eh?
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Maria is newest hurricane
(CNN)
Maria is newest hurricane = Irma's heir, water nuisance
Maria is newest hurricane = Irma's heir, water nuisance
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Antti Lipponen
Image: Antti Lipponen
The Eagles are coming to town, with Glenn Frey's son Deacon taking his place
(Seattle Times)
American rock band "The Eagles" = I heard clear - men back on stage!
American rock band "The Eagles" = I heard clear - men back on stage!
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Thursday, September 14, 2017
Lady Gaga hospitalized, cancels show
(UPI)
Lady Gaga hospitalized, cancels show = "Ow!" she gasped. A zany Catholic gal slid.
Lady Gaga hospitalized, cancels show = "Ow!" she gasped. A zany Catholic gal slid.
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: GabboT
Image: GabboT
Tuesday, September 12, 2017
Rebel Wilson awarded A$4.5m in magazine defamation case
(BBC)
The Australian actor Rebel Wilson = Liar? Ha, not true. Star won libel case.
The Australian actor Rebel Wilson = Liar? Ha, not true. Star won libel case.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Disney | ABC TV
Image: Disney | ABC TV
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