Stephen Craig Paddock

(The New Yorker)

Stephen Craig Paddock = then a sick dog crapped

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The Israeli Ambassador's Cringe Face Says It All After Trump's Middle East Gaffe

(Yahoo!)

Trump's Middle East Gaffe = Title: Mad, aged Pres. muffs

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Las Vegas shooting: NRA urges new rules for gun 'bump-stocks'

(BBC)

Bump-stocks are a lethal modification = Malefic loon Trump has a setback. Idiot!

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It's "Almost Inconceivable" MH370 Plane Still Missing, Says Final Australian Report

(Huffington Post)

"It is almost inconceivable and certainly societally unacceptable in the modern aviation era with ten million passengers boarding commercial aircraft every day, for a large commercial aircraft to be missing and for the world not to know with certainty what became of the aircraft and those on board," the Australian Transport Safety Bureau said.
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Remember what became of Malaysian Airlines pilot, an agitator, a brooder or liar, a tactician who covertly planned a mystery, who flew a commercial aircraft so high that all passengers suffocated and died in terror. It sank into the bottomless, briny Indian Ocean. So traumatic! Revolting! It certainly was no accident, but can the aircraft ever be found?

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Monarch Airlines goes bust cancelling 300,000 bookings with scramble to rescue 110,000 stuck abroad

(The Sun)

Monarch Airlines = Online armchairs

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Live: Las Vegas Mandalay Bay Hotel massacre: 59 dead, 527 hurt in worst US shooting

(The New Zealand Herald)

The Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino (four star rating) = A furor, a nasty massacre by a ranting dotard in hotel

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OJ Simpson Released From Prison

(National Public Radio)

Released from prison = Freedom! No reprisals.

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Trump attacks Puerto Rico mayor: 'They want everything done for them'

(The Guardian)
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Puerto Rico's mayor Señora Carmen Yulin Cruz ~ on Trump: "O your crazy American señor is cruel."

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Spanish police seal off polling stations in Catalonia

(Al Jazeera)

Catalonia is a mutinous region in the north-easterly part of Spain = Ah, nationalists are after recognition, apparently. Uh, it's ominous.

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Gal Gadot Hasn't Always Looked Like This

(The Cheat Sheet)

Gal Gadot, star of Wonder Woman, the record-breaking superhero blockbuster = Babe from Israel altogether brought a new record - knocked down stars group!

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Image: Gage Skidmore

Kid Rock rants about Nazis, KKK, Black Lives Matter and Colin Kaepernick at a concert

(Salon)

That US quarterback Colin Rand Kaepernick = Kid Rock's a queer prick, bent charlatan, a nut!

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Jared Kushner is a female

(CNN)

Jared Kushner is a female = She's injured, a lame faker

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Italy woman marries herself in 'fairytale without prince'

(BBC)

O, my goal's ~ sologamy

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Quick-thinking bus passenger narrowly stops mountain tragedy

(Evening Standard)

Quick-thinking bus passenger narrowly stops mountain tragedy = Got lucky, then! Quite surprising man's bad parking's not any worse :-)

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Bali volcano: Indonesia fears imminent Mt Agung eruption

(BBC)

The Balinese stratovolcano Mount Agung has erupted = A cone hurled hot lava, emits a pungent gas. O, best to run!

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Trump Says US Is Ready to Use "Devastating" Force on North Korea

(Bloomberg)

via GIPHY

Rash despotic US men so want to fire ~ their weapons of mass destruction.

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Where is 'Nambia'? President Trump 'invents' African country

(BBC)

Donald Trump has fabricated this African country called Nambia = Darn! A daft, absurd, moronic blunder. In fact it's a mythical place. Ha!

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Melania Trump in legal row with English-language school

(BBC)

Croatian advertisement: "Just imagine how far you can go with a little bit of English" = Brilliant! I jest 'n gag at how a curvy 'feminist', Melania, got to White House. Fornicated?

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Stanislav Petrov dead: The Soviet officer who 'saved the world' by averting nuclear war dies aged 77

(The Independent)

The Russian army officer Stanislav Petrov has died = Man's efforts stop a vivid nuclear disaster. Hairy, eh?

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Maria is newest hurricane

(CNN)

Maria is newest hurricane = Irma's heir, water nuisance

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