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Sunday, October 8, 2017

Dove apologises for ad showing black woman turning into white one

(The Guardian)
Oh look, another insensitive, wannabe 'woke' ad campaign. Here's how to stop f*cking up.

Dove bleaches skin = O, even hides blacks
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Harvey Weinstein Paid Off Sexual Harassment Accusers for Decades

(The New York Times)
Harvey Weinstein, Chairman, The Weinstein Company

The film producer and studio executive Harvey Weinstein = Creepy sex fiend hit on diminutive actors. "Rut?" - "Duh, we leave!"
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Thomas Hawk

These new mums are making soap out of their breast milk

(Stuff.co.nz)


No breast milk soap ~ on a bloke's armpits
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Investigators believe Las Vegas gunman had severe undiagnosed mental illness: Sources

(ABC News)

Severe undiagnosed mental illness = Dull senses reveal no dementia sign
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas

No job for a man? Meet the male midwives

(The Daily Telegraph)
Introducing.... Riley James Walter Boreham

"Hi....I'm flawed." Meet ~ the male midwife.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Stuart Boreham

Friday, October 6, 2017

O, those deadly American bump stocks

(Los Angeles Times)
GUN CULTURE

O, those deadly American bump stocks ~ must be yoked; splotch on America. Sad!
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Christopher Dombres

Stephen Craig Paddock

(The New Yorker)
4N3A4489

Stephen Craig Paddock = then a sick dog crapped
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Working Families Party

The Israeli Ambassador's Cringe Face Says It All After Trump's Middle East Gaffe

(Yahoo!)
Enemy of truth and liberty - protester in Whitehall during the anti-Trump ban march in London.

Trump's Middle East Gaffe = Title: Mad, aged Pres. muffs
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Alisdare Hickson

Thursday, October 5, 2017

Las Vegas shooting: NRA urges new rules for gun 'bump-stocks'

(BBC)
Philadelphia Vigil for Las Vegas Shooting Victims 10-2-2017

Bump-stocks are a lethal modification = Malefic loon Trump has a setback. Idiot!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Philadelphia City Council

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

It's "Almost Inconceivable" MH370 Plane Still Missing, Says Final Australian Report

(Huffington Post)
#SamaSamaMH370

"It is almost inconceivable and certainly societally unacceptable in the modern aviation era with ten million passengers boarding commercial aircraft every day, for a large commercial aircraft to be missing and for the world not to know with certainty what became of the aircraft and those on board," the Australian Transport Safety Bureau said.
=
Remember what became of Malaysian Airlines pilot, an agitator, a brooder or liar, a tactician who covertly planned a mystery, who flew a commercial aircraft so high that all passengers suffocated and died in terror. It sank into the bottomless, briny Indian Ocean. So traumatic! Revolting! It certainly was no accident, but can the aircraft ever be found?
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Sham Hardy

Monarch Airlines goes bust cancelling 300,000 bookings with scramble to rescue 110,000 stuck abroad

(The Sun)
G-ZBAM

Monarch Airlines = Online armchairs
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Alec Wilson

Live: Las Vegas Mandalay Bay Hotel massacre: 59 dead, 527 hurt in worst US shooting

(The New Zealand Herald)
4N3A4696

The Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino (four star rating) = A furor, a nasty massacre by a ranting dotard in hotel
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Working Families Party

Monday, October 2, 2017

OJ Simpson Released From Prison

(National Public Radio)
O.J. by Lostastic

Released from prison = Freedom! No reprisals.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Illustration: Lostastic

Sunday, October 1, 2017

Trump attacks Puerto Rico mayor: 'They want everything done for them'

(The Guardian)
Embed from Getty Images

Puerto Rico's mayor Señora Carmen Yulin Cruz ~ on Trump: "O your crazy American señor is cruel."
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Spanish police seal off polling stations in Catalonia

(Al Jazeera)
People's Power

Catalonia is a mutinous region in the north-easterly part of Spain = Ah, nationalists are after recognition, apparently. Uh, it's ominous.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: alister

Thursday, September 28, 2017

Gal Gadot Hasn't Always Looked Like This

(The Cheat Sheet)
Gal Gadot

Gal Gadot, star of Wonder Woman, the record-breaking superhero blockbuster = Babe from Israel altogether brought a new record - knocked down stars group!
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Gage Skidmore

Kid Rock rants about Nazis, KKK, Black Lives Matter and Colin Kaepernick at a concert

(Salon)
Kaepernick

That US quarterback Colin Rand Kaepernick = Kid Rock's a queer prick, bent charlatan, a nut!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Brook Ward

Jared Kushner is a female

(CNN)
Jared Kushner - Caricature

Jared Kushner is a female = She's injured, a lame faker
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: DonkeyHotey

Italy woman marries herself in 'fairytale without prince'

(BBC)
Japanese obsession #1

O, my goal's ~ sologamy
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Dario-Jacopo Lagana'

Quick-thinking bus passenger narrowly stops mountain tragedy

(Evening Standard)
APT tour coach depicting the Vancouver cityscape

Quick-thinking bus passenger narrowly stops mountain tragedy = Got lucky, then! Quite surprising man's bad parking's not any worse :-)
Anagram: Chris Sturdy
Image: Can Pac Swire