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Monday, October 16, 2017

Chipocalypse: potato shortage in New Zealand sparks crisp crisis

(The Guardian)
Chipped chips!

Chipocalypse = A soppy cliche
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Kate Ter Haar

Woody Allen feels 'sad' for Harvey Weinstein over sexual assault allegations

(The Daily Telegraph)
Woody Allen Stencil

The American film director Woody Allen is feeling 'sad' for that film producer Harvey Weinstein over his sexual assault allegations = LOL! Amnesia clears. All very ironic, considering as a surrogate father he felt foul lust, had sex with a dimwitted female Soon-Yi Previn
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Paul Sableman

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Hillary Clinton: Trump will provoke 'nuclear arms race' over North Korea

(The Guardian)
Trump Takes Offense

The insane nuclear arms race proliferates = Here's fanatical Trump's career - inane loser!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: IoSonoUnaFotoCamera

Rex Tillerson calls Trump a moron

(Slate.com)
Rex_Tillerson_confirmation_hearing

Rex Tillerson calls Trump a moron = normal, moral culprit's next loser
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Prachatai

The Tubbs fire is now one of the five deadliest in California history

(Los Angeles Times)
Nor Cal Fires

The Tubbs Fire is searing the Napa and Sonoma Counties = Panic as fire began to burn the mountainsides to ashes
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: California National Guard

Saturday, October 14, 2017

Freed Taliban hostage family arrives home in Canada

(CNN)
U.S. Woman And Family Freed After 5 Years In Captivity In Afghanistan

Hostages (wife Caitlan Coleman, her flaky husband Joshua Boyle and their children) are liberated = Heck, much joy felt as halfwit Canadians, gaoled in hole by horrid Taliban, are released. Bet he runs.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: HackerBuchcha

Friday, October 13, 2017

The Harvey Weinstein story exposes the bogus morality of Hollywood

(iNews)
Harvey Weinstein, Chairman, The Weinstein Company

Miramax has produced an abysmal horror series called "Harvey Weinstein - The Witchhunt" = Have shower with rich, slimy, sexual predator and then you can be an actress. Hmm? Dire liar!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Thomas Hawk

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Harvey Weinstein sacked after sexual harassment claims

(BBC)
Hulk Harvey (Weinstein) Entertainment Weekly 2000 Drew Friedman "My Way" bit.ly/2y173S1 #DrewFriedman #HarveyWeinstein

Insane wickedest ~ Weinstein sacked
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: docnad

Sunday, October 8, 2017

Dove apologises for ad showing black woman turning into white one

(The Guardian)
Oh look, another insensitive, wannabe 'woke' ad campaign. Here's how to stop f*cking up.

Dove bleaches skin = O, even hides blacks
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Harvey Weinstein Paid Off Sexual Harassment Accusers for Decades

(The New York Times)
Harvey Weinstein, Chairman, The Weinstein Company

The film producer and studio executive Harvey Weinstein = Creepy sex fiend hit on diminutive actors. "Rut?" - "Duh, we leave!"
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Thomas Hawk

These new mums are making soap out of their breast milk

(Stuff.co.nz)


No breast milk soap ~ on a bloke's armpits
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Investigators believe Las Vegas gunman had severe undiagnosed mental illness: Sources

(ABC News)

Severe undiagnosed mental illness = Dull senses reveal no dementia sign
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas

No job for a man? Meet the male midwives

(The Daily Telegraph)
Introducing.... Riley James Walter Boreham

"Hi....I'm flawed." Meet ~ the male midwife.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Stuart Boreham

Friday, October 6, 2017

O, those deadly American bump stocks

(Los Angeles Times)
GUN CULTURE

O, those deadly American bump stocks ~ must be yoked; splotch on America. Sad!
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Christopher Dombres

Stephen Craig Paddock

(The New Yorker)
4N3A4489

Stephen Craig Paddock = then a sick dog crapped
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Working Families Party

The Israeli Ambassador's Cringe Face Says It All After Trump's Middle East Gaffe

(Yahoo!)
Enemy of truth and liberty - protester in Whitehall during the anti-Trump ban march in London.

Trump's Middle East Gaffe = Title: Mad, aged Pres. muffs
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Alisdare Hickson

Thursday, October 5, 2017

Las Vegas shooting: NRA urges new rules for gun 'bump-stocks'

(BBC)
Philadelphia Vigil for Las Vegas Shooting Victims 10-2-2017

Bump-stocks are a lethal modification = Malefic loon Trump has a setback. Idiot!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Philadelphia City Council

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

It's "Almost Inconceivable" MH370 Plane Still Missing, Says Final Australian Report

(Huffington Post)
#SamaSamaMH370

"It is almost inconceivable and certainly societally unacceptable in the modern aviation era with ten million passengers boarding commercial aircraft every day, for a large commercial aircraft to be missing and for the world not to know with certainty what became of the aircraft and those on board," the Australian Transport Safety Bureau said.
=
Remember what became of Malaysian Airlines pilot, an agitator, a brooder or liar, a tactician who covertly planned a mystery, who flew a commercial aircraft so high that all passengers suffocated and died in terror. It sank into the bottomless, briny Indian Ocean. So traumatic! Revolting! It certainly was no accident, but can the aircraft ever be found?
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Sham Hardy

Monarch Airlines goes bust cancelling 300,000 bookings with scramble to rescue 110,000 stuck abroad

(The Sun)
G-ZBAM

Monarch Airlines = Online armchairs
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Alec Wilson

Live: Las Vegas Mandalay Bay Hotel massacre: 59 dead, 527 hurt in worst US shooting

(The New Zealand Herald)
4N3A4696

The Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino (four star rating) = A furor, a nasty massacre by a ranting dotard in hotel
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Working Families Party