First charges filed in Mueller investigation

(CNN)

Charges filed in Mueller investigation. = Lie, lie, vulgar foe. Hearings. Indictments.

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Osaka police nab "Heisei Ninja" suspected in 250 burglaries

(Tokyo Reporter)

The wiry 'Ninja of Heisei' has been apprehended at last = Lithe, hardy thief - he was a Japanese pensioner in debt

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Judge tosses out $599m award over baby talcum

(The New Zealand Herald)

Talcum powder is said to be such a harmful product to females = Daft theorem! Sceptical US court abolished award of lump sum

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EU Plan B SHOCK: Brussels contingency plot over fears Brexit talks will COLLAPSE

(The Daily Express)

EU Plan B SHOCK = Bloc shaken up

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HORROR MASK Halloween masks of disgraced movie mogul Harvey Weinstein for sale online

(The Sun)

The "Harvey Weinstein" Halloween costume = Hey, vile male wants cute one in the shower

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Macron's dog Nemo filmed peeing on Elysée fireplace

(BBC)
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The canine of the French President, Emmanuel Macron, is designated Nemo = Man's dog peed on hearth. Hint - urine can ferment. See memo - clean, disinfect!

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Trump JFK files release: Classified John F Kennedy assassination documents to be opened, President announces

(The Independent)

Those classified John F. Kennedy assassination documents could be released by President Donald Trump soon = O, I feel he pretends it may debunk suspects Lyndon B. Johnson, Mafia dons, CIA, USSR, or aliens. Don's a detested clod.

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North Korea: Nuclear EMP attack 'biggest threat' to US

(The New Zealand Herald)

An electromagnetic pulse attack = I allege Rocket Man accepts taunt

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Chipocalypse: potato shortage in New Zealand sparks crisp crisis

(The Guardian)

Chipocalypse = A soppy cliche

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Woody Allen feels 'sad' for Harvey Weinstein over sexual assault allegations

(The Daily Telegraph)

The American film director Woody Allen is feeling 'sad' for that film producer Harvey Weinstein over his sexual assault allegations = LOL! Amnesia clears. All very ironic, considering as a surrogate father he felt foul lust, had sex with a dimwitted female Soon-Yi Previn

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Hillary Clinton: Trump will provoke 'nuclear arms race' over North Korea

(The Guardian)

The insane nuclear arms race proliferates = Here's fanatical Trump's career - inane loser!

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Rex Tillerson calls Trump a moron

(Slate.com)

Rex Tillerson calls Trump a moron = normal, moral culprit's next loser

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The Tubbs fire is now one of the five deadliest in California history

(Los Angeles Times)

The Tubbs Fire is searing the Napa and Sonoma Counties = Panic as fire began to burn the mountainsides to ashes

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Freed Taliban hostage family arrives home in Canada

(CNN)

Hostages (wife Caitlan Coleman, her flaky husband Joshua Boyle and their children) are liberated = Heck, much joy felt as halfwit Canadians, gaoled in hole by horrid Taliban, are released. Bet he runs.

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The Harvey Weinstein story exposes the bogus morality of Hollywood

(iNews)

Miramax has produced an abysmal horror series called "Harvey Weinstein - The Witchhunt" = Have shower with rich, slimy, sexual predator and then you can be an actress. Hmm? Dire liar!

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Harvey Weinstein sacked after sexual harassment claims

(BBC)

Insane wickedest ~ Weinstein sacked

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Dove apologises for ad showing black woman turning into white one

(The Guardian)

Dove bleaches skin = O, even hides blacks

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Harvey Weinstein Paid Off Sexual Harassment Accusers for Decades

(The New York Times)

The film producer and studio executive Harvey Weinstein = Creepy sex fiend hit on diminutive actors. "Rut?" - "Duh, we leave!"

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These new mums are making soap out of their breast milk

(Stuff.co.nz)

No breast milk soap ~ on a bloke's armpits

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Investigators believe Las Vegas gunman had severe undiagnosed mental illness: Sources

(ABC News)

Severe undiagnosed mental illness = Dull senses reveal no dementia sign

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