War criminal poisons himself in court after sentence is upheld

(deathandtaxesmag)

General poisons himself = Grief, loss is phenomenal

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Waffle House customer cooks his own meal while staffers sleep

(KATV)

Waffle House customer cooks his own meal while the staffers sleep = We see how South Carolina fellow's process makes them fluffiest, eh?

Anagram: Dharam
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Male pattern blindness

(The Times-Tribune)

"Powerful Male Pattern Blindness" disorder = Old fondler President Trump is answerable

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Trump makes "Pocahontas" remark, referring to Sen. Warren, at Navajo code talkers event

(CBS News)

"It is deeply unfortunate that the President of the United States cannot even make it through a ceremony honoring these heroes without having to throw out a racial slur" = Very funny...oh, not! Meeting code talker veterans at the White House, hostile Trump uttered the Pocahontas insult to Senator Warren again. Tut! He's a thorough idiot-in-chief!

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Hope Hicks: A witness to Trump's rise

(CNN)
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White House Communications Director Hope Hicks = Odious wearisome Trump chose nice thin hot chick

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Bali's Mount Agung has first major volcano eruption since 1963

(Yahoo!)

Bali's volcano Mount Agung = Unclogs big lava amount, no?

Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
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Tiger Woods in "The Sunken Place"

(twitchy)
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Tiger Woods in "The Sunken Place" ~ when aged links icon peters out

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Three US Sailors Lost in Plane Crash

(The New York Times)

Three US Sailors Lost in Plane Crash = The nation's loss is real cruel, sharp

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: US Pacific Command

Oscar Pistorius jail term for killing Reeva Steenkamp more than doubled

(BBC)

The jail term of Oscar Pistorius has been doubled = No justice for him as disreputable "blade shooter"

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Rawda terrorist attack

(Daily News Egypt)
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Rawda terrorist attack = Stark terror act at wadi

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Emmerson Mnangagwa: the 'Crocodile' taking power in Zimbabwe

(The Guardian)

President Emmerson Mnangagwa, aka the 'Crocodile' = We deplore Grace, sack madman, intern them, as I go on

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: UN Geneva

Ratko Mladic sentenced to life in prison for genocide

(Al Jazeera)

Serbian General Ratko Mladic sentenced = "Landmark genocide case!" blares Internet

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Harvey Weinstein and the Power of Celebrity Exceptionalism

(The Atlantic)

Celebrity exceptionalism = It nearly becomes explicit = Impatiently coercible sex = Claim lot by its experience

Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Jeff Gates

Zimbabwe latest: Thousands celebrate end of Mugabe era

(BBC)

Evil President Mugabe ~ gives up. Liberate, mend.

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Gareth Milner

Donald Trump's LaVar Ball tweets cross a line -- even for him

(CNN)

US media personality and businessman LaVar Ball = Unbelievable! Liar Donald Trump says: "Man is an ass!"

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Image: Tim Parker

Missing Argentine Sub

(Washington Post)

Missing Argentine Sub = It's grim; sea's unbenign

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: US Navy

Cryptocurrency Review: What Is iCash?

(FT Reporter)

What are these 'Bitcoins'? = A new iCash. Oh, it's better!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Antana

US Navy pilot draws obscene pictures over Washington state

(CBS News)

US Navy pilot draws obscene pictures over Washington state = Observers note a penis, suspect wrong activity, and shout "Law!"

Anagram: Dharam

Drunken diplomat falls to his death

(UPI)

Drunken diplomat falls to his death = Folk unharmed, the idiot lands splat!

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Tony Webster

Donald Trump Receives Backlash for Mocking Al Franken Over Groping Allegations

(US Magazine)

"Senator Al Franken kissed and groped me without my consent" = Mad snake Donald Trump's chastening tweets reek of irony, no?

Anagram: Jason Lofts
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