Rex Tillerson: White House dismisses reports of replacement

(BBC)

Rex Wayne Tillerson = News on "Rexit". Really?

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World War 3: US commences "Realistic Combat Exercise" on Kim Jong-un's doorstep

(The Daily Express)

US has begun "realistic combat exercise" on Kim Jong-un's doorstep = Jingoistic Trump has excuse to silence N. Korea's dangerous bomb

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Super Frost Moon Lights Up the Sky this Weekend

(NBC10)

Super Frost Moon lights up the sky this weekend = Ensures NY folks get prime photos with the dusk

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North Korea says new ICBM puts US mainland within range of nuclear weapons

(Reuters)

North Korea says new ICBM puts US mainland within range of nuclear weapons = Sharp warning by mad Trump who announces "Nonsense! I/USA will take care of it."

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YouTube is not for kids

(TechCrunch)

YouTube is not for kids = O, risk of obtuse nudity!

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War criminal poisons himself in court after sentence is upheld

(deathandtaxesmag)

General poisons himself = Grief, loss is phenomenal

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Waffle House customer cooks his own meal while staffers sleep

(KATV)

Waffle House customer cooks his own meal while the staffers sleep = We see how South Carolina fellow's process makes them fluffiest, eh?

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Male pattern blindness

(The Times-Tribune)

"Powerful Male Pattern Blindness" disorder = Old fondler President Trump is answerable

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Trump makes "Pocahontas" remark, referring to Sen. Warren, at Navajo code talkers event

(CBS News)

"It is deeply unfortunate that the President of the United States cannot even make it through a ceremony honoring these heroes without having to throw out a racial slur" = Very funny...oh, not! Meeting code talker veterans at the White House, hostile Trump uttered the Pocahontas insult to Senator Warren again. Tut! He's a thorough idiot-in-chief!

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Hope Hicks: A witness to Trump's rise

(CNN)
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White House Communications Director Hope Hicks = Odious wearisome Trump chose nice thin hot chick

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Bali's Mount Agung has first major volcano eruption since 1963

(Yahoo!)

Bali's volcano Mount Agung = Unclogs big lava amount, no?

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Tiger Woods in "The Sunken Place"

(twitchy)
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Tiger Woods in "The Sunken Place" ~ when aged links icon peters out

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Three US Sailors Lost in Plane Crash

(The New York Times)

Three US Sailors Lost in Plane Crash = The nation's loss is real cruel, sharp

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Oscar Pistorius jail term for killing Reeva Steenkamp more than doubled

(BBC)

The jail term of Oscar Pistorius has been doubled = No justice for him as disreputable "blade shooter"

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Rawda terrorist attack

(Daily News Egypt)
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Rawda terrorist attack = Stark terror act at wadi

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Emmerson Mnangagwa: the 'Crocodile' taking power in Zimbabwe

(The Guardian)

President Emmerson Mnangagwa, aka the 'Crocodile' = We deplore Grace, sack madman, intern them, as I go on

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Ratko Mladic sentenced to life in prison for genocide

(Al Jazeera)

Serbian General Ratko Mladic sentenced = "Landmark genocide case!" blares Internet

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Harvey Weinstein and the Power of Celebrity Exceptionalism

(The Atlantic)

Celebrity exceptionalism = It nearly becomes explicit = Impatiently coercible sex = Claim lot by its experience

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Zimbabwe latest: Thousands celebrate end of Mugabe era

(BBC)

Evil President Mugabe ~ gives up. Liberate, mend.

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Donald Trump's LaVar Ball tweets cross a line -- even for him

(CNN)

US media personality and businessman LaVar Ball = Unbelievable! Liar Donald Trump says: "Man is an ass!"

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