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Friday, December 8, 2017

All Cryptocurrencies

(Coin Market Cap)
Bitcoin Logo - Bitcoin Accepted Here Neon Sign

Cryptocurrencies = Up? Eccentric, sorry.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Duncan Rawlinson

Thursday, December 7, 2017

Garrison Keillor

(Washington Post)
GK-2

Garrison Keillor ~ Lookin' girl's rear
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Michael O'Brien

Southern California's wildfires

(CNN)
Creek Fire at Over 11,000 Acres

Southern California's wildfires = It's unfair news; locals horrified
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Los Angeles Fire Department

The Kremlin Asset in the Trump Campaign: "If This Isn't Collusion, I Don't Know What Collusion Is."

(Vanity Fair)
PutinPuppet

Presidential campaign collusion with the Kremlin = I called it scheme linking amoral person with Putin
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: FolsomNatural

Who Is Jared Kushner: Trump loyalist or Kissinger protege?

(RT)
Jared Kushner - Caricature

The American investor, real-estate developer and newspaper publisher Jared Corey Kushner = President Trump's son-in-law. He's a career jerk, a deeply abhorrent under-achiever. Veto, please!
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: DonkeyHotey

The Silence Breakers, Person of the year

(The New York Times)
Persons of the Year

The Silence Breakers, Person of the year = They kneel not as before; careers perish
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: appaloosa

Rex Tillerson: White House dismisses reports of replacement

(BBC)
Rex Tillerson - Caricature

Rex Wayne Tillerson = News on "Rexit". Really?
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: DonkeyHotey

World War 3: US commences "Realistic Combat Exercise" on Kim Jong-un's doorstep

(The Daily Express)
WORLD WAR 3?

US has begun "realistic combat exercise" on Kim Jong-un's doorstep = Jingoistic Trump has excuse to silence N. Korea's dangerous bomb
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Mark

Saturday, December 2, 2017

Super Frost Moon Lights Up the Sky this Weekend

(NBC10)

Super Frost Moon lights up the sky this weekend = Ensures NY folks get prime photos with the dusk
Anagram: Dharam

North Korea says new ICBM puts US mainland within range of nuclear weapons

(Reuters)
Don and Kim

North Korea says new ICBM puts US mainland within range of nuclear weapons = Sharp warning by mad Trump who announces "Nonsense! I/USA will take care of it."
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Frank Fennema

YouTube is not for kids

(TechCrunch)
youtube

YouTube is not for kids = O, risk of obtuse nudity!
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Aston Leisen

War criminal poisons himself in court after sentence is upheld

(deathandtaxesmag)

General poisons himself = Grief, loss is phenomenal
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Waffle House customer cooks his own meal while staffers sleep

(KATV)
Let's Hit the Waffle House After We Check Out

Waffle House customer cooks his own meal while the staffers sleep = We see how South Carolina fellow's process makes them fluffiest, eh?
Anagram: Dharam
Image: Thomas Hawk

Male pattern blindness

(The Times-Tribune)
Donald Trump - Bald

"Powerful Male Pattern Blindness" disorder = Old fondler President Trump is answerable
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: DonkeyHotey

Thursday, November 30, 2017

Trump makes "Pocahontas" remark, referring to Sen. Warren, at Navajo code talkers event

(CBS News)
Trump Effigy

"It is deeply unfortunate that the President of the United States cannot even make it through a ceremony honoring these heroes without having to throw out a racial slur" = Very funny...oh, not! Meeting code talker veterans at the White House, hostile Trump uttered the Pocahontas insult to Senator Warren again. Tut! He's a thorough idiot-in-chief!
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: ragespinloss

Monday, November 27, 2017

Hope Hicks: A witness to Trump's rise

(CNN)
Embed from Getty Images

White House Communications Director Hope Hicks = Odious wearisome Trump chose nice thin hot chick
Anagram: Jason Lofts

Bali's Mount Agung has first major volcano eruption since 1963

(Yahoo!)
Bali. Attempt to reach the summit of Mount Agung was thwarted at 2900m. Great fun though

Bali's volcano Mount Agung = Unclogs big lava amount, no?
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Jonathan Lin

Sunday, November 26, 2017

Tiger Woods in "The Sunken Place"

(twitchy)
Embed from Getty Images

Tiger Woods in "The Sunken Place" ~ when aged links icon peters out
Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Three US Sailors Lost in Plane Crash

(The New York Times)
C2-A Greyhound plane transports congress members to visit USS Ronald Reagan

Three US Sailors Lost in Plane Crash = The nation's loss is real cruel, sharp
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: US Pacific Command

Oscar Pistorius jail term for killing Reeva Steenkamp more than doubled

(BBC)
Oscar Pistorius

The jail term of Oscar Pistorius has been doubled = No justice for him as disreputable "blade shooter"
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Global Panorama