President Trump claims the FBI is tainted and its reputation in tatters

(Washington Post)

US President claims the FBI is tainted and its reputation in tatters = A terse incipient liar (Don Trump, isn't it?) states that Fed unit's biased

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Roy Moore again refuses to concede, saying 'immorality sweeps over our land'

(Chicago Tribune)

"We are indeed in a struggle to preserve our republic, our civilisation and our religion and to set free a suffering humanity. Today, we no longer recognise the universal truth that God is the author of our life and liberty. Abortion, sodomy and materialism have taken the place of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."
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Roy Moore, thirty-something deputy DA living in Gadsen, Alabama, preferred to pursue beautiful naive teenagers he found in the local mall. It is understood he endeavoured, a priori while erect, to get fearful young virgins to strip off their clothes and lose their raw inhibitions. Not okay as a future Republican senator!

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Walt Disney buys Murdoch's Fox for $52bn

(BBC)

Rupert Murdoch's a billionaire = Rich sellout! Media baron "I purr"

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Five naked people in car crash

(Mercury News)

Five naked kidnappers in car crash = Frank Canadians shiver, dip pecker

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Harvey Weinstein Is My Monster Too

(The New York Times)

"What is important is to believe in something so strongly that you're never discouraged" -The Mexican actress Salma Hayek
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Sometimes I imagine loathsome producer Harvey Weinstein constantly urging her to stay late, have hot sex. Sick bastard!

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Omarosa Manigault Newman forced out of White House, sources say

(NBC News)

Former "Apprentice" star Omarosa Manigault Newman = Great moron Trump fires a pleasant American woman

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Roy Moore Loses, Sanity Reigns

(The New York Times)

1. Contest in Alabama 2. The Democrat Doug Jones wins 3. The Republican Roy Moore loses

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1. Bout incenses maniac Trump. 2. Senator! 3. One good ol' boy's a child molester, a Jew hater.

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Roy Moore: The eyes of the world are on Alabama election

(BBC)

American Senate candidate who believes that homosexuality should be illegal, Muslims should be banned from serving in Congress and the last time America was great was when there was slavery
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Why he's an extreme evangelical "distinguished" southerner Roy Moore from Alabama. TV news state what an abusive, lewd, crass, diabolical, shameless, and bungling child molester he was. A tense time!

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Magpie swoops in to claim victory as Australia's Bird of the Year

(Stuff.co.nz)

The native magpie has swooped in to claim victory as Australia's Bird of the Year = Ovation as Trump gets award for America's vilest philistine. Hey yahoo, abdicate!

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The Grand Tour season 2: Fans left "shaken" as Richard Hammond's 'brutal' car crash airs

(The Daily Express)

The Grand Tour season two = To stage on-road news hurt

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Chuck Schumer's Daughter Breaking Silence About Dad's Affair With A High School Cheerleader Is Fake News

(Business 2 Community)

"My dad is being a hypocrite and that's why I'm speaking out. When I was in high school he dated my best friend Rebecca and even got her pregnant twice. He paid for her abortions twice and spent a ton of money on her at Steak and Shake and Victoria's Secret. She fell in love with him and he broke her heart. My Mom paid her to be quiet and go away. Three years later she committed suicide."
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What the ....? Okay, it's entertaining (ha ha), however quite definitely fake news concerning Democrat NY Senator Chuck E. Schumer. He does not have a child named Lisa and he did not behave like this. What I'd describe it as is a highly intense, contemporary media myth, whereby a wretched weirdo has attempted to report embarrassing propaganda, hoping to shame somebody for benefit.

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Jerusalem: Trump's envoy Haley berates 'outrageous UN hostility'

(BBC)

One heavily kinky ~ envoy Nikki Haley

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"Lead us not into temptation" not appropriate translation, Pope says

(Punch)

"And lead us not into temptation" (Lord's Prayer) ~ orated Donald Trump passionately to intern

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All Cryptocurrencies

(Coin Market Cap)

Cryptocurrencies = Up? Eccentric, sorry.

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Garrison Keillor

(Washington Post)

Garrison Keillor ~ Lookin' girl's rear

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Southern California's wildfires

(CNN)

Southern California's wildfires = It's unfair news; locals horrified

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The Kremlin Asset in the Trump Campaign: "If This Isn't Collusion, I Don't Know What Collusion Is."

(Vanity Fair)

Presidential campaign collusion with the Kremlin = I called it scheme linking amoral person with Putin

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Who Is Jared Kushner: Trump loyalist or Kissinger protege?

(RT)

The American investor, real-estate developer and newspaper publisher Jared Corey Kushner = President Trump's son-in-law. He's a career jerk, a deeply abhorrent under-achiever. Veto, please!

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The Silence Breakers, Person of the year

(The New York Times)

The Silence Breakers, Person of the year = They kneel not as before; careers perish

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Rex Tillerson: White House dismisses reports of replacement

(BBC)

Rex Wayne Tillerson = News on "Rexit". Really?

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