US military preparing 'bloody nose' attack on North Korea = Or paranoid Trump's yearning to shock Korean boy a little
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Daniel Arrhakis
Image: Daniel Arrhakis
Thursday, December 21, 2017
US military preparing 'bloody nose' attack on North Korea
(New York Post)
US military preparing 'bloody nose' attack on North Korea = Or paranoid Trump's yearning to shock Korean boy a little
US military preparing 'bloody nose' attack on North Korea = Or paranoid Trump's yearning to shock Korean boy a little
Sarah Palin's son charged with domestic assault on father
(BBC)
Track is the criminal son of Sarah Palin = Prison, a manacle, for this rascal, I think
Track is the criminal son of Sarah Palin = Prison, a manacle, for this rascal, I think
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Mario Piperni
Image: Mario Piperni
Twitter Bans Some White Supremacists and Other Extremists
(Bloomberg)
Twitter bans some white supremacists and other extremists = It started with racist Trump who's been a sex monster, it seems
Twitter bans some white supremacists and other extremists = It started with racist Trump who's been a sex monster, it seems
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Backbone Campaign
Image: Backbone Campaign
The Vatican bans sales of saints' body parts, including hair strands and teeth, to stop them being sold for thousands on online auctions
(Daily Mail)
No, relics of saints are~n't for sale is scenario
No, relics of saints are~n't for sale is scenario
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Alex Drop
Image: Alex Drop
Monday, December 18, 2017
Trump administration bans CDC from using these seven words
(New York Post)
CDC is banned from using words or phrases: vulnerable, entitlement, diversity, transgender, fetus, evidence-based, and science-based = Relentless, disgraceful conservative Trump interferes and succeeds in condemning these: "Bad. Bad. Bad. Very bad!" It's weird nonsense!
CDC is banned from using words or phrases: vulnerable, entitlement, diversity, transgender, fetus, evidence-based, and science-based = Relentless, disgraceful conservative Trump interferes and succeeds in condemning these: "Bad. Bad. Bad. Very bad!" It's weird nonsense!
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: FolsomNatural
Image: FolsomNatural
Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, power behind the throne
(BBC)
The Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman = Muslim monarch-to-be, an admired chap in news
The Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman = Muslim monarch-to-be, an admired chap in news
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: James N. Mattis
Image: James N. Mattis
Trump calls conduct at the FBI "disgraceful" in latest criticism of bureau
(Washington Post)
The President said "It's a shame what's happened with the FBI... We're going to rebuild the FBI, it'll be bigger and better than ever. But it is very sad when you look at those documents, and how they've done that is really, really disgraceful, and you have a lot of very angry people that are seeing it."
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However, I theorise that bighead Flynn, egregious Gates, hotheaded Manafort, testy Priebus, the effete son-in-law Kushner and the dastardly States' Republican Party obeyed vile hotheaded windbag Trump and I bet they are all very guilty in collaborating with the evil Soviets. Whoopee!
The President said "It's a shame what's happened with the FBI... We're going to rebuild the FBI, it'll be bigger and better than ever. But it is very sad when you look at those documents, and how they've done that is really, really disgraceful, and you have a lot of very angry people that are seeing it."
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However, I theorise that bighead Flynn, egregious Gates, hotheaded Manafort, testy Priebus, the effete son-in-law Kushner and the dastardly States' Republican Party obeyed vile hotheaded windbag Trump and I bet they are all very guilty in collaborating with the evil Soviets. Whoopee!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Daniel Arrhakis
Image: Daniel Arrhakis
Scientists Say Japanese Monkeys Are Having 'Sexual Interactions' With Deer
(National Public Radio)
Scientists say Japanese monkeys are having 'sexual interactions' with deer = I see producer Harvey Weinstein staining Salma Hayek's jeans in sex acts. OTT!
Scientists say Japanese monkeys are having 'sexual interactions' with deer = I see producer Harvey Weinstein staining Salma Hayek's jeans in sex acts. OTT!
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Omarosa Manigault Newman to Leave White House Job Next Month
(The New York Times)
Omarosa Manigault Newman = A true woman among animals
Omarosa Manigault Newman = A true woman among animals
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: gonycmagazine
Image: gonycmagazine
Saturday, December 16, 2017
President Trump claims the FBI is tainted and its reputation in tatters
(Washington Post)
US President claims the FBI is tainted and its reputation in tatters = A terse incipient liar (Don Trump, isn't it?) states that Fed unit's biased
US President claims the FBI is tainted and its reputation in tatters = A terse incipient liar (Don Trump, isn't it?) states that Fed unit's biased
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Molly Adams
Image: Molly Adams
Friday, December 15, 2017
Roy Moore again refuses to concede, saying 'immorality sweeps over our land'
(Chicago Tribune)
"We are indeed in a struggle to preserve our republic, our civilisation and our religion and to set free a suffering humanity. Today, we no longer recognise the universal truth that God is the author of our life and liberty. Abortion, sodomy and materialism have taken the place of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."
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Roy Moore, thirty-something deputy DA living in Gadsen, Alabama, preferred to pursue beautiful naive teenagers he found in the local mall. It is understood he endeavoured, a priori while erect, to get fearful young virgins to strip off their clothes and lose their raw inhibitions. Not okay as a future Republican senator!
"We are indeed in a struggle to preserve our republic, our civilisation and our religion and to set free a suffering humanity. Today, we no longer recognise the universal truth that God is the author of our life and liberty. Abortion, sodomy and materialism have taken the place of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."
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Roy Moore, thirty-something deputy DA living in Gadsen, Alabama, preferred to pursue beautiful naive teenagers he found in the local mall. It is understood he endeavoured, a priori while erect, to get fearful young virgins to strip off their clothes and lose their raw inhibitions. Not okay as a future Republican senator!
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: FolsomNatural
Image: FolsomNatural
Walt Disney buys Murdoch's Fox for $52bn
(BBC)
Rupert Murdoch's a billionaire = Rich sellout! Media baron "I purr"
Rupert Murdoch's a billionaire = Rich sellout! Media baron "I purr"
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: sⓘndy°
Image: sⓘndy°
Five naked people in car crash
(Mercury News)
Five naked kidnappers in car crash = Frank Canadians shiver, dip pecker
Five naked kidnappers in car crash = Frank Canadians shiver, dip pecker
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Ben Ostrowsky
Image: Ben Ostrowsky
Harvey Weinstein Is My Monster Too
(The New York Times)
"What is important is to believe in something so strongly that you're never discouraged" -The Mexican actress Salma Hayek
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Sometimes I imagine loathsome producer Harvey Weinstein constantly urging her to stay late, have hot sex. Sick bastard!
"What is important is to believe in something so strongly that you're never discouraged" -The Mexican actress Salma Hayek
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Sometimes I imagine loathsome producer Harvey Weinstein constantly urging her to stay late, have hot sex. Sick bastard!
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: alien_artifact
Image: alien_artifact
Thursday, December 14, 2017
Omarosa Manigault Newman forced out of White House, sources say
(NBC News)
Former "Apprentice" star Omarosa Manigault Newman = Great moron Trump fires a pleasant American woman
Former "Apprentice" star Omarosa Manigault Newman = Great moron Trump fires a pleasant American woman
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: TJ Hawk
Image: TJ Hawk
Wednesday, December 13, 2017
Roy Moore Loses, Sanity Reigns
(The New York Times)
| 1. Contest in Alabama 2. The Democrat Doug Jones wins 3. The Republican Roy Moore loses | = | 1. Bout incenses maniac Trump. 2. Senator! 3. One good ol' boy's a child molester, a Jew hater. |
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Thomas Cizauskas
Image: Thomas Cizauskas
Roy Moore: The eyes of the world are on Alabama election
(BBC)
American Senate candidate who believes that homosexuality should be illegal, Muslims should be banned from serving in Congress and the last time America was great was when there was slavery
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Why he's an extreme evangelical "distinguished" southerner Roy Moore from Alabama. TV news state what an abusive, lewd, crass, diabolical, shameless, and bungling child molester he was. A tense time!
American Senate candidate who believes that homosexuality should be illegal, Muslims should be banned from serving in Congress and the last time America was great was when there was slavery
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Why he's an extreme evangelical "distinguished" southerner Roy Moore from Alabama. TV news state what an abusive, lewd, crass, diabolical, shameless, and bungling child molester he was. A tense time!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: FolsomNatural
Image: FolsomNatural
Monday, December 11, 2017
Magpie swoops in to claim victory as Australia's Bird of the Year
(Stuff.co.nz)
The native magpie has swooped in to claim victory as Australia's Bird of the Year = Ovation as Trump gets award for America's vilest philistine. Hey yahoo, abdicate!
The native magpie has swooped in to claim victory as Australia's Bird of the Year = Ovation as Trump gets award for America's vilest philistine. Hey yahoo, abdicate!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: LLE Photography
Image: LLE Photography
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