Israel plans a Trump rail station as Trump-naming frenzy sweeps country

(CNN)

Trump rail station ~ is ultra important

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Dennis the Menace gets "PC makeover" with name change and soft personality

(The Daily Express)

Dennis the Menace gets PC makeover = Comic kept Gnasher, made seventeen!

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FBI "taint"

(ABC News)

FBI "taint" ~ 't ain't FBI!

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America is great again, says Donald Trump

(The Times)

"America is great again," says Donald Trump = Mad pig : "Yes, USA AAA credit rating's normal"

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'Boys don't wear dresses' - Lewis Hamilton under fire for remark to nephew

(Newshub)

Let us boo at Lewis Hamilton, the macho F1 champion = Hmm, 1 tacit homophobe. Oh, we call out infantile ass.

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Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny barred from standing against Vladimir Putin

(The Daily Telegraph)

Alexei Navalny is the Russian opposition leader = Oh, alas, I see a loony President Putin nixes a rival.

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Inside the weird world of conspiracy theorists convinced the Earth is HOLLOW with "alien" humans and Nazis living inside

(The Sun)

Inane conspiracy theory says that Earth is hollow = Ay, how astrophysically coherent or insane is that?!

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NORAD Santa Tracker 2017 LIVE: Find out where Father Christmas is right now as he arrives in the UK

(The Daily Mirror)

The NORAD tracker uses artificial intelligence to discover Santa = Strove to calculate site of St Nick, reindeer and a sleigh cart in air.

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Health and safety GONE MAD: Father Christmas BANNED

(The Daily Express)

Ah dang, the toys an elf made = Health and safety gone mad

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Gift-wrapped manure addressed to Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin

(CBS News)

Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin ~ is sent very nasty ecru manure. Retch!

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At least 10,000 killed at Tiananmen Square, secret cable claims

(The Independent)

Re: toll - criminal event's quite a debacle, a tank massacre to repress ~ over 10,000 protesters killed at Tiananmen Square, a secret cable claims.

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Pot for pets: Could medical marijuana help your dog?

(BBC)

Canines, cats battle arthritis, mental issues. Why ~ this TreatWell's cannabis tincture may assist, eh?

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'Utterly absurd!' Lib Dem BASHES 'ridiculous' Brexiteers for rejoicing over blue passport

(The Daily Express)

Utterly absurd = Rad, trusty blue

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'Remarkable' truffle discovery on Paris rooftop raises hopes of more

(BBC)

One (two?) truffle is growing in Paris rooftop gardens = Fungi grow in Perigord forest, not in a flowerpot, ass!

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'Leave is an anagram of evil' Remainer Vince Cable ridiculed

(The Daily Express)

Leave is an anagram of evil ~ as Remain gave a novel fail

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'Distressed' Princess Michael of Kent apologises for wearing a 'racist' Blackamoor brooch to meet Meghan at the Queen's Christmas lunch and promises to 'retire it'

(Daily Mail)
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Princess Michael of Kent made a worrying booboo = Donning a blackamoor brooch mortifies. Yes, weep.

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Trump ambassador lies about his lies

(DutchReview)

Trump ambassador lies about his lies = Oi! USA bumbler rails past host's media

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Labour Remainer plot EXPOSED

(The Daily Express)

Labour Remainer plot exposed = All pro-Europe and some Brexit

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New blue passports

(The Guardian)

New blue passports ~ blown past EU press

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The Miss America Emails: How The Pageant's CEO Really Talks About The Winners

(Huffington Post)

The Miss America emails ~ smear, shame ... it is malice

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