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Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Trump taunts North Korea: My nuclear button is 'much bigger,' 'more powerful'

(CNN)
Nuclear Trump ?

Push the button, moron! = Trump: noun, Be hotshot.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Michael St.Mark

Scientists plan to SWITCH-OFF GRAVITY

(YouTube)

Scientists plan to switch off gravity = Rys vs. Isaac Newton lifts gift to pitch
Anagram: Robert Jordan

Trump's Jerusalem Pronouncement Is a Return to Classic American Colonialism

(Alternet)
i Trump se hizo en los fundadores de la nacion. Un homenaje a los héroes nacionales y una llamada de alerta por el rumbo actual de la politica de trump

Is this Jerusalem decision of POTUS Trump ~ just more US imperial shit? If so, stop dunce.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: ruperto miller

Pakistan Dismisses Trump's Tweet on Aid as 'Incomprehensible'

(The New York Times)
Trump Puppet

The President of the US is attacking 'lies and ~ deceit' and hostile Pakistan refutes things
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: cool revolution

"You're UNELECTED" House of Lords warned of public BACKLASH if peers attempt block Brexit

(The Daily Express)
We should not be collateral damage in Brexit shambles

One cultured eye? = You're unelected
Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: Tiocfaidh ár lá 1916

YouTube star Logan Paul apologises for film of man's body in Japan

(The Guardian)
Dear Logan Paul,

YouTuber star Logan Paul apologises for his inhumane tweet = Um, I hate when you go to stare in forest. Appalling soul abuser!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: joeeckroth

US President Donald Trump begins 2018 with angry tweets aimed at Pakistan and Iran

(News.com.au)
Twitter

US President Trump's tweets = Twit's trumped-up terseness
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Sasha Kimel

UFO spotted? Mysterious fiery object seen flying above UK on New Year's Eve

(The Daily Express)

UFO spotted? = Tut, spoofed!
Anagram: Robert Jordan

Sub-zero temperatures turned Niagara Falls into an icy winter wonderland

(USA Today)
Frozen American Falls

Niagara Falls has turned to ice this winter = It's an unreal or fantastical sight. Weird, eh?
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: John Piercy

Monday, January 1, 2018

Rabbi calls Lorde a bigot in full-page Washington Post ad

(The Times of Israel)
Lorde

Hehe, a burly bombastic ~ Rabbi Shmuley Boteach
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Constanza.CH

Sunday, December 31, 2017

Ringo Starr Will Be Knighted in 2018

(Pitchfork)
Ringo Starr & His All-Starr Band, Newark, NJ 11/16/17

O, Richard Starkey, the Beatles' "Ringo ~ Starr" is knighted. Celebrate. Hooray!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Rob DiCaterino

When Britain worked for free: How the I'm Backing Britain campaign descended into farce

(The Daily Express)
I'm backing Britain  Postmark,  1968

I offer their reward be known ~ when Britain worked for free
Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: Sludge G

Five ways Stephen Hawking has predicted the end of the world

(The Daily Mirror)
The Doughboy, Bringing Home Victory

Five ways that the theoretical physicist, cosmologist and researcher Mister Stephen Hawking has predicted that the world may end, unfortunately
1. Robots
2. Overpopulation
3. Fireball
4. Nuclear warfare
5. President Donald Trump
= Prevent:
1. Shrewd AI
2. Far too many wretched bloody people
3. Climate worsens - the Earth will heat up
4. Dastardly uncompromising belligerents North Korea, Russia, China rift, threaten universe
5. That fat, addled, psychotic fart POTUS

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Karen Portin

White "Nigerian Prince" Email Scammer Arrested in Louisiana

(The Root)
225/365 - scam

"Nigerian Prince" email scammer arrested in Louisiana = An American male aiding serious criminal enterprise
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Bryan Rosengrant

Cardboard tents distributed to Brussels homeless

(BBC)
Origami-Style Cardboard Tents for Homeless in Brussels

These cardboard tents are donated to homeless in Brussels = Made all the terse hoboes resent sodden cartons. It's absurd.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: loljon981

Friday, December 29, 2017

Nikki Haley seemingly tricked by Russian pranksters into commenting on fictional country 'Binomo'

(The Independent)

This deceptive 'Binomo' caper annoys the female ~ American envoy. Inept dope botches it. Flee sham.
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Chinese mall unveils #TrumpDog statue to celebrate Lunar New Year

(The Guardian)
Embed from Getty Images

Re: The Chinese New Year TrumpDog = "We're tough archenemy, President."
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Here's where special counsel Robert Mueller's Russia probe stands heading into 2018

(CNBC)

Here's where Mueller's Russia probe stands heading into 2018 from CNBC.


The special counsel Robert Swan Mueller = None will cheer Trump's electoral abuses
Anagram: Jason Lofts

Thursday, December 28, 2017

Towering Penis Painting In New York Made People Uncomfortable, So It's Gone

(The International Business Times)

Lower East Side giant penis mural = Prudes resist male genitalia, won
Anagram: Jason Lofts

'MORTAL SIN for many' Finnish MP says EU still can't believe UK voted to leave its UTOPIA

(The Daily Express)

A 'MORTAL SIN for many' = Story on 'Animal Farm'
Anagram: Robert Jordan