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Thursday, January 4, 2018

Saudi authorities suspend nurses after viral newborn abuse video

(StepFeed)
Yukiya Amano at King Faisal Hospital (01890205)

Saudi newborn abuses = A nurse wounds babies
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: IAEA Imagebank

Marco Rubio: 'Vladimir Putin chose to interfere in US elections'

(Deutsche Welle)
Little Marco Rubio being Trumped

The current President of the Russian Federation Vladimir Putin = He had interfered in adult infant Trump's victorious enterprise
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: TJ Hawk

The Essential Tenets of Bannonism

(Eat Pray Vote)
Public Enemy No. 1 / El extirpador de idolatrías

The essential dogma of Bannonism means ~ he battles onanism, fannies and Mom's ego.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Alan

Wednesday, January 3, 2018

Stasi files: scanner struggles to stitch together surveillance state scraps

(The Guardian)
Embed from Getty Images

Stasi file = Is it false?
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Did Melania Trump Wear Shower Curtains?

(Snopes.com)
Melania Trump - Caricature

Did FLOTUS Melania Trump wear shower curtains? = Illustrated: Warm water douche uniform in spas
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Does Donald Trump have a nuclear button?

(BBC)
Refuse Fascism November Actions w/ Globe

A List of Some North American Nuclear Weapons Terminology includes:
1. The 'football'
2. The 'biscuit'
3. The US Commander-in-chief
4. A 'first strike'
= 1. Leather briefcase
2. List of codes
3. Tragicomic Mr Trump isn't a fool
4. We beat the shit out of insane Kim or China
UN say "Listen Mr Dunce - HELL NO!"
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Backbone Campaign

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Trump taunts North Korea: My nuclear button is 'much bigger,' 'more powerful'

(CNN)
Nuclear Trump ?

Push the button, moron! = Trump: noun, Be hotshot.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Michael St.Mark

Scientists plan to SWITCH-OFF GRAVITY

(YouTube)

Scientists plan to switch off gravity = Rys vs. Isaac Newton lifts gift to pitch
Anagram: Robert Jordan

Trump's Jerusalem Pronouncement Is a Return to Classic American Colonialism

(Alternet)
i Trump se hizo en los fundadores de la nacion. Un homenaje a los héroes nacionales y una llamada de alerta por el rumbo actual de la politica de trump

Is this Jerusalem decision of POTUS Trump ~ just more US imperial shit? If so, stop dunce.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: ruperto miller

Pakistan Dismisses Trump's Tweet on Aid as 'Incomprehensible'

(The New York Times)
Trump Puppet

The President of the US is attacking 'lies and ~ deceit' and hostile Pakistan refutes things
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: cool revolution

"You're UNELECTED" House of Lords warned of public BACKLASH if peers attempt block Brexit

(The Daily Express)
We should not be collateral damage in Brexit shambles

One cultured eye? = You're unelected
Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: Tiocfaidh ár lá 1916

YouTube star Logan Paul apologises for film of man's body in Japan

(The Guardian)
Dear Logan Paul,

YouTuber star Logan Paul apologises for his inhumane tweet = Um, I hate when you go to stare in forest. Appalling soul abuser!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: joeeckroth

US President Donald Trump begins 2018 with angry tweets aimed at Pakistan and Iran

(News.com.au)
Twitter

US President Trump's tweets = Twit's trumped-up terseness
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Sasha Kimel

UFO spotted? Mysterious fiery object seen flying above UK on New Year's Eve

(The Daily Express)

UFO spotted? = Tut, spoofed!
Anagram: Robert Jordan

Sub-zero temperatures turned Niagara Falls into an icy winter wonderland

(USA Today)
Frozen American Falls

Niagara Falls has turned to ice this winter = It's an unreal or fantastical sight. Weird, eh?
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: John Piercy

Monday, January 1, 2018

Rabbi calls Lorde a bigot in full-page Washington Post ad

(The Times of Israel)
Lorde

Hehe, a burly bombastic ~ Rabbi Shmuley Boteach
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Constanza.CH

Sunday, December 31, 2017

Ringo Starr Will Be Knighted in 2018

(Pitchfork)
Ringo Starr & His All-Starr Band, Newark, NJ 11/16/17

O, Richard Starkey, the Beatles' "Ringo ~ Starr" is knighted. Celebrate. Hooray!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Rob DiCaterino

When Britain worked for free: How the I'm Backing Britain campaign descended into farce

(The Daily Express)
I'm backing Britain  Postmark,  1968

I offer their reward be known ~ when Britain worked for free
Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: Sludge G

Five ways Stephen Hawking has predicted the end of the world

(The Daily Mirror)
The Doughboy, Bringing Home Victory

Five ways that the theoretical physicist, cosmologist and researcher Mister Stephen Hawking has predicted that the world may end, unfortunately
1. Robots
2. Overpopulation
3. Fireball
4. Nuclear warfare
5. President Donald Trump
= Prevent:
1. Shrewd AI
2. Far too many wretched bloody people
3. Climate worsens - the Earth will heat up
4. Dastardly uncompromising belligerents North Korea, Russia, China rift, threaten universe
5. That fat, addled, psychotic fart POTUS

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Karen Portin

White "Nigerian Prince" Email Scammer Arrested in Louisiana

(The Root)
225/365 - scam

"Nigerian Prince" email scammer arrested in Louisiana = An American male aiding serious criminal enterprise
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Bryan Rosengrant