'Penis whitening' craze = Inept size, grew an inch?
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: ILO in Asia and the Pacific
Image: ILO in Asia and the Pacific
Thursday, January 4, 2018
"Penis whitening" craze sweeps Thailand with 100 men a month signing up for surgery to change the colour of their todgers
(The Sun)
'Penis whitening' craze = Inept size, grew an inch?
'Penis whitening' craze = Inept size, grew an inch?
Marco Rubio: 'Vladimir Putin chose to interfere in US elections'
(Deutsche Welle)
The current President of the Russian Federation Vladimir Putin = He had interfered in adult infant Trump's victorious enterprise
The current President of the Russian Federation Vladimir Putin = He had interfered in adult infant Trump's victorious enterprise
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: TJ Hawk
Image: TJ Hawk
The Essential Tenets of Bannonism
(Eat Pray Vote)
The essential dogma of Bannonism means ~ he battles onanism, fannies and Mom's ego.
The essential dogma of Bannonism means ~ he battles onanism, fannies and Mom's ego.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Alan
Image: Alan
Wednesday, January 3, 2018
Did Melania Trump Wear Shower Curtains?
(Snopes.com)
Did FLOTUS Melania Trump wear shower curtains? = Illustrated: Warm water douche uniform in spas
Did FLOTUS Melania Trump wear shower curtains? = Illustrated: Warm water douche uniform in spas
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Caricature: DonkeyHotey
Caricature: DonkeyHotey
Does Donald Trump have a nuclear button?
(BBC)
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A List of Some North American Nuclear Weapons Terminology includes: 1. The 'football' 2. The 'biscuit' 3. The US Commander-in-chief 4. A 'first strike' | = |
1. Leather briefcase 2. List of codes 3. Tragicomic Mr Trump isn't a fool 4. We beat the shit out of insane Kim or China UN say "Listen Mr Dunce - HELL NO!" |
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Backbone Campaign
Image: Backbone Campaign
Tuesday, January 2, 2018
Trump taunts North Korea: My nuclear button is 'much bigger,' 'more powerful'
(CNN)
Push the button, moron! = Trump: noun, Be hotshot.
Push the button, moron! = Trump: noun, Be hotshot.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Michael St.Mark
Image: Michael St.Mark
Scientists plan to SWITCH-OFF GRAVITY
(YouTube)
Scientists plan to switch off gravity = Rys vs. Isaac Newton lifts gift to pitch
Scientists plan to switch off gravity = Rys vs. Isaac Newton lifts gift to pitch
Anagram: Robert Jordan
Trump's Jerusalem Pronouncement Is a Return to Classic American Colonialism
(Alternet)
Is this Jerusalem decision of POTUS Trump ~ just more US imperial shit? If so, stop dunce.
Is this Jerusalem decision of POTUS Trump ~ just more US imperial shit? If so, stop dunce.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: ruperto miller
Image: ruperto miller
Pakistan Dismisses Trump's Tweet on Aid as 'Incomprehensible'
(The New York Times)
The President of the US is attacking 'lies and ~ deceit' and hostile Pakistan refutes things
The President of the US is attacking 'lies and ~ deceit' and hostile Pakistan refutes things
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: cool revolution
Image: cool revolution
"You're UNELECTED" House of Lords warned of public BACKLASH if peers attempt block Brexit
(The Daily Express)
One cultured eye? = You're unelected
One cultured eye? = You're unelected
Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: Tiocfaidh ár lá 1916
Image: Tiocfaidh ár lá 1916
YouTube star Logan Paul apologises for film of man's body in Japan
(The Guardian)
YouTuber star Logan Paul apologises for his inhumane tweet = Um, I hate when you go to stare in forest. Appalling soul abuser!
YouTuber star Logan Paul apologises for his inhumane tweet = Um, I hate when you go to stare in forest. Appalling soul abuser!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: joeeckroth
Image: joeeckroth
US President Donald Trump begins 2018 with angry tweets aimed at Pakistan and Iran
(News.com.au)
US President Trump's tweets = Twit's trumped-up terseness
US President Trump's tweets = Twit's trumped-up terseness
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Sasha Kimel
Image: Sasha Kimel
Sub-zero temperatures turned Niagara Falls into an icy winter wonderland
(USA Today)
Niagara Falls has turned to ice this winter = It's an unreal or fantastical sight. Weird, eh?
Niagara Falls has turned to ice this winter = It's an unreal or fantastical sight. Weird, eh?
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: John Piercy
Image: John Piercy
Monday, January 1, 2018
Rabbi calls Lorde a bigot in full-page Washington Post ad
(The Times of Israel)
Hehe, a burly bombastic ~ Rabbi Shmuley Boteach
Hehe, a burly bombastic ~ Rabbi Shmuley Boteach
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Constanza.CH
Image: Constanza.CH
Sunday, December 31, 2017
Ringo Starr Will Be Knighted in 2018
(Pitchfork)
O, Richard Starkey, the Beatles' "Ringo ~ Starr" is knighted. Celebrate. Hooray!
O, Richard Starkey, the Beatles' "Ringo ~ Starr" is knighted. Celebrate. Hooray!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Rob DiCaterino
Image: Rob DiCaterino
When Britain worked for free: How the I'm Backing Britain campaign descended into farce
(The Daily Express)
I offer their reward be known ~ when Britain worked for free
I offer their reward be known ~ when Britain worked for free
Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: Sludge G
Image: Sludge G
Five ways Stephen Hawking has predicted the end of the world
(The Daily Mirror)
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Five ways that the theoretical physicist, cosmologist and researcher Mister Stephen Hawking has predicted that the world may end, unfortunately 1. Robots 2. Overpopulation 3. Fireball 4. Nuclear warfare 5. President Donald Trump | = |
Prevent: 1. Shrewd AI 2. Far too many wretched bloody people 3. Climate worsens - the Earth will heat up 4. Dastardly uncompromising belligerents North Korea, Russia, China rift, threaten universe 5. That fat, addled, psychotic fart POTUS |
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Karen Portin
Image: Karen Portin
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