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Monday, January 8, 2018

Lana Del Rey Has a New Song and 2018 Is Off to a Great Start

(Harper's BAZAAR)

US singer Lana Del Rey ~ really serenading us
Anagram: Jason Lofts

Tiffany Trump Says President 'Wishes' He Could Eat McDonald's In Bed Every Night

(Newsweek)
John Miller Meets with Top Advisors at Local McDonald's

Tiffany Trump says President 'wishes' he could eat McDonald's in bed every night = The Donald must dine, i.e. needs twenty Big Macs for supper. Very childish fantasy!
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: DonkeyHotey

Donald Trump to undergo medical check amid swirl of allegations over his health

(The New Zealand Herald)
inodoros Trump

US President Donald Trump is to undergo a detailed mental and physical checkup = Test result : psychotic encephalogram. Paranoid numskull and inept dude, I added.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Ruperto Miller

Trump mounts extraordinary defence of his 'mental stability'

(The Guardian)
street art, Shoreditch

Trump mounts extraordinary defence of his 'mental stability' = Ah, sex-mad Romeo, terribly dysfunctional infant pest, I mutter
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Duncan C

Saturday, January 6, 2018

Trump boasts that he's "like, really smart" and a "very stable genius" amid questions over his mental fitness

(Washington Post)
Untitled

Trump boasts that he's "like, really smart" and a "very stable genius" = The guy is an embarrassment as the prat talks drivel. Absolutely!
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: H. Michael Karshis

Friday, January 5, 2018

Fury over bikini-clad girls placed inside glass boxes alongside cuddly toy prizes in claw crane game at Taiwanese arcade

(Daily Mail)

Arcade games = A scam, agreed.
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Trump's bizarre hairdo finally explained

(New York Post)

President Donald Trump's strange hairdo is explained = Tip: Plaster six long prime strands around head. Indeed!
Anagram: Jason Lofts

Four women accuse filmmaker Paul Haggis of sexual misconduct

(Yahoo!)
Paul Haggis Master Class

Paul Haggis = I shag gal up
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Canadian Film Centre

Thursday, January 4, 2018

"Penis whitening" craze sweeps Thailand with 100 men a month signing up for surgery to change the colour of their todgers

(The Sun)
heart examination

'Penis whitening' craze = Inept size, grew an inch?
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: ILO in Asia and the Pacific

Saudi authorities suspend nurses after viral newborn abuse video

(StepFeed)
Yukiya Amano at King Faisal Hospital (01890205)

Saudi newborn abuses = A nurse wounds babies
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: IAEA Imagebank

Marco Rubio: 'Vladimir Putin chose to interfere in US elections'

(Deutsche Welle)
Little Marco Rubio being Trumped

The current President of the Russian Federation Vladimir Putin = He had interfered in adult infant Trump's victorious enterprise
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: TJ Hawk

The Essential Tenets of Bannonism

(Eat Pray Vote)
Public Enemy No. 1 / El extirpador de idolatrías

The essential dogma of Bannonism means ~ he battles onanism, fannies and Mom's ego.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Alan

Wednesday, January 3, 2018

Stasi files: scanner struggles to stitch together surveillance state scraps

(The Guardian)
Embed from Getty Images

Stasi file = Is it false?
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Did Melania Trump Wear Shower Curtains?

(Snopes.com)
Melania Trump - Caricature

Did FLOTUS Melania Trump wear shower curtains? = Illustrated: Warm water douche uniform in spas
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Does Donald Trump have a nuclear button?

(BBC)
Refuse Fascism November Actions w/ Globe

A List of Some North American Nuclear Weapons Terminology includes:
1. The 'football'
2. The 'biscuit'
3. The US Commander-in-chief
4. A 'first strike'
= 1. Leather briefcase
2. List of codes
3. Tragicomic Mr Trump isn't a fool
4. We beat the shit out of insane Kim or China
UN say "Listen Mr Dunce - HELL NO!"
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Backbone Campaign

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Trump taunts North Korea: My nuclear button is 'much bigger,' 'more powerful'

(CNN)
Nuclear Trump ?

Push the button, moron! = Trump: noun, Be hotshot.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Michael St.Mark

Scientists plan to SWITCH-OFF GRAVITY

(YouTube)

Scientists plan to switch off gravity = Rys vs. Isaac Newton lifts gift to pitch
Anagram: Robert Jordan

Trump's Jerusalem Pronouncement Is a Return to Classic American Colonialism

(Alternet)
i Trump se hizo en los fundadores de la nacion. Un homenaje a los héroes nacionales y una llamada de alerta por el rumbo actual de la politica de trump

Is this Jerusalem decision of POTUS Trump ~ just more US imperial shit? If so, stop dunce.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: ruperto miller

Pakistan Dismisses Trump's Tweet on Aid as 'Incomprehensible'

(The New York Times)
Trump Puppet

The President of the US is attacking 'lies and ~ deceit' and hostile Pakistan refutes things
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: cool revolution

"You're UNELECTED" House of Lords warned of public BACKLASH if peers attempt block Brexit

(The Daily Express)
We should not be collateral damage in Brexit shambles

One cultured eye? = You're unelected
Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: Tiocfaidh ár lá 1916