Oprah could run. Oprah could win. Is America going insane or coming to its senses?

(Washington Post)

Oprah Winfrey decides to run ~ for President in Ecuador. Why?

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Korean Winter Olympics

(Yahoo!)

Korean Winter Olympics = NK icers to play, win more

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Image: Republic of Korea

The President Is Not Fit for Office

(Slate.com)

Section Four of Amendment XXV to the United States Constitution: this is an emergency provision that allows the Vice President and members of the Cabinet to declare the President's unfit to carry out the duties of the presidency
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That tendentious heretic, Donald Trump, exhibits clear signs of paranoid psychosis. Republicans must intervene, vow to testify, have the temerity to exscind the nutter from office and sentence the outcast to detention or demise.

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Lana Del Rey Has a New Song and 2018 Is Off to a Great Start

(Harper's BAZAAR)

US singer Lana Del Rey ~ really serenading us

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Tiffany Trump Says President 'Wishes' He Could Eat McDonald's In Bed Every Night

(Newsweek)

Tiffany Trump says President 'wishes' he could eat McDonald's in bed every night = The Donald must dine, i.e. needs twenty Big Macs for supper. Very childish fantasy!

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Donald Trump to undergo medical check amid swirl of allegations over his health

(The New Zealand Herald)

US President Donald Trump is to undergo a detailed mental and physical checkup = Test result : psychotic encephalogram. Paranoid numskull and inept dude, I added.

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Trump mounts extraordinary defence of his 'mental stability'

(The Guardian)

Trump mounts extraordinary defence of his 'mental stability' = Ah, sex-mad Romeo, terribly dysfunctional infant pest, I mutter

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Trump boasts that he's "like, really smart" and a "very stable genius" amid questions over his mental fitness

(Washington Post)

Trump boasts that he's "like, really smart" and a "very stable genius" = The guy is an embarrassment as the prat talks drivel. Absolutely!

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Image: H. Michael Karshis

Fury over bikini-clad girls placed inside glass boxes alongside cuddly toy prizes in claw crane game at Taiwanese arcade

(Daily Mail)

Arcade games = A scam, agreed.

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Trump's bizarre hairdo finally explained

(New York Post)

President Donald Trump's strange hairdo is explained = Tip: Plaster six long prime strands around head. Indeed!

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Four women accuse filmmaker Paul Haggis of sexual misconduct

(Yahoo!)

Paul Haggis = I shag gal up

Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Canadian Film Centre

"Penis whitening" craze sweeps Thailand with 100 men a month signing up for surgery to change the colour of their todgers

(The Sun)

'Penis whitening' craze = Inept size, grew an inch?

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Image: ILO in Asia and the Pacific

Saudi authorities suspend nurses after viral newborn abuse video

(StepFeed)

Saudi newborn abuses = A nurse wounds babies

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Marco Rubio: 'Vladimir Putin chose to interfere in US elections'

(Deutsche Welle)

The current President of the Russian Federation Vladimir Putin = He had interfered in adult infant Trump's victorious enterprise

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Image: TJ Hawk

The Essential Tenets of Bannonism

(Eat Pray Vote)

The essential dogma of Bannonism means ~ he battles onanism, fannies and Mom's ego.

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Image: Alan

Stasi files: scanner struggles to stitch together surveillance state scraps

(The Guardian)
Embed from Getty Images

Stasi file = Is it false?

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Did Melania Trump Wear Shower Curtains?

(Snopes.com)

Did FLOTUS Melania Trump wear shower curtains? = Illustrated: Warm water douche uniform in spas

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Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Does Donald Trump have a nuclear button?

(BBC)

A List of Some North American Nuclear Weapons Terminology includes: 1. The 'football' 2. The 'biscuit' 3. The US Commander-in-chief 4. A 'first strike'

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1. Leather briefcase 2. List of codes 3. Tragicomic Mr Trump isn't a fool 4. We beat the shit out of insane Kim or China UN say "Listen Mr Dunce - HELL NO!"

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Trump taunts North Korea: My nuclear button is 'much bigger,' 'more powerful'

(CNN)

Push the button, moron! = Trump: noun, Be hotshot.

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Image: Michael St.Mark

Scientists plan to SWITCH-OFF GRAVITY

(YouTube)

Scientists plan to switch off gravity = Rys vs. Isaac Newton lifts gift to pitch

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