Southern California = O, so rain can hurt life!
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Thomas Hawk
Image: Thomas Hawk
Tuesday, January 9, 2018
From fires to floods: Danger shifts as pounding rains hit Southern California
(Los Angeles Times)
Southern California = O, so rain can hurt life!
Southern California = O, so rain can hurt life!
Scalp reduction surgery and Just for Men? Let's dig into Donald Trump's hair
(Washington Post)
Reduction of the male scalp is a great operation ~ to conceal Trump's orange pate if he's a real idiot.
Reduction of the male scalp is a great operation ~ to conceal Trump's orange pate if he's a real idiot.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Paul Sableman
Image: Paul Sableman
Snowing in the Sahara Desert
(CNN)
Snowing in the Sahara Desert = Ah, we're staring 'n' astonished
Snowing in the Sahara Desert = Ah, we're staring 'n' astonished
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: tonynetone
Image: tonynetone
'Yeah, I'll beat Oprah': Trump says he'd defeat Winfrey in presidential race
(The Guardian)
'Yeah, I'll beat Oprah.' What is Trump saying? = Truly impossible, angry ape! Ha ha ha! Twit!
'Yeah, I'll beat Oprah.' What is Trump saying? = Truly impossible, angry ape! Ha ha ha! Twit!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: FolsomNatural
Image: FolsomNatural
Japanese astronaut sorry for 9cm ISS growth mistake
(BBC)
Astronaut's growth in space ~ is a catastrophe. Nut's wrong.
Astronaut's growth in space ~ is a catastrophe. Nut's wrong.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: NASA/Wikimedia
Image: NASA/Wikimedia
Michael Wolff shows his nuclear button is 'bigger' and 'more powerful' than Trump's
(Washington Post)
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
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Hated fuehrer Donald Trump represents the proof of a 1920 prophecy by H.L. Mencken. He's considered an irritating embarrassment as one of the world's leaders, a poor fool who's intellectually challenged, a tiresome hollow idiot, testy too. Fact: we agree he is indeed finished.
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
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Hated fuehrer Donald Trump represents the proof of a 1920 prophecy by H.L. Mencken. He's considered an irritating embarrassment as one of the world's leaders, a poor fool who's intellectually challenged, a tiresome hollow idiot, testy too. Fact: we agree he is indeed finished.
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Lion Multimedia Production
Image: Lion Multimedia Production
Oprah isn't the only celebrity who might have a future in politics
(CNN)
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Three Potential Presidents of the United States of America 1. Oprah Winfrey 2. Kanye Omari West 3. Kid Rock | = |
Interested 1. This hefty talk show titan - "I care" 2. A depressed kooky entrepreneur - "I panic" 3. WTF or "I am a mofo" |
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Eric Fischer
Image: Eric Fischer
President Oprah Winfrey?
(CNN)
President Oprah Winfrey? = inspire her fed. party now!
President Oprah Winfrey? = inspire her fed. party now!
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Disney | ABC TV
Image: Disney | ABC TV
Oprah could run. Oprah could win. Is America going insane or coming to its senses?
(Washington Post)
Oprah Winfrey decides to run ~ for President in Ecuador. Why?
Oprah Winfrey decides to run ~ for President in Ecuador. Why?
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Korean Winter Olympics
(Yahoo!)
Korean Winter Olympics = NK icers to play, win more
Korean Winter Olympics = NK icers to play, win more
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Republic of Korea
Image: Republic of Korea
The President Is Not Fit for Office
(Slate.com)
Section Four of Amendment XXV to the United States Constitution: this is an emergency provision that allows the Vice President and members of the Cabinet to declare the President's unfit to carry out the duties of the presidency
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That tendentious heretic, Donald Trump, exhibits clear signs of paranoid psychosis. Republicans must intervene, vow to testify, have the temerity to exscind the nutter from office and sentence the outcast to detention or demise.
Section Four of Amendment XXV to the United States Constitution: this is an emergency provision that allows the Vice President and members of the Cabinet to declare the President's unfit to carry out the duties of the presidency
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That tendentious heretic, Donald Trump, exhibits clear signs of paranoid psychosis. Republicans must intervene, vow to testify, have the temerity to exscind the nutter from office and sentence the outcast to detention or demise.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: raymondclarkeimages
Image: raymondclarkeimages
Monday, January 8, 2018
Tiffany Trump Says President 'Wishes' He Could Eat McDonald's In Bed Every Night
(Newsweek)
Tiffany Trump says President 'wishes' he could eat McDonald's in bed every night = The Donald must dine, i.e. needs twenty Big Macs for supper. Very childish fantasy!
Tiffany Trump says President 'wishes' he could eat McDonald's in bed every night = The Donald must dine, i.e. needs twenty Big Macs for supper. Very childish fantasy!
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: DonkeyHotey
Image: DonkeyHotey
Donald Trump to undergo medical check amid swirl of allegations over his health
(The New Zealand Herald)
US President Donald Trump is to undergo a detailed mental and physical checkup = Test result : psychotic encephalogram. Paranoid numskull and inept dude, I added.
US President Donald Trump is to undergo a detailed mental and physical checkup = Test result : psychotic encephalogram. Paranoid numskull and inept dude, I added.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Ruperto Miller
Image: Ruperto Miller
Trump mounts extraordinary defence of his 'mental stability'
(The Guardian)
Trump mounts extraordinary defence of his 'mental stability' = Ah, sex-mad Romeo, terribly dysfunctional infant pest, I mutter
Trump mounts extraordinary defence of his 'mental stability' = Ah, sex-mad Romeo, terribly dysfunctional infant pest, I mutter
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Duncan C
Image: Duncan C
Saturday, January 6, 2018
Trump boasts that he's "like, really smart" and a "very stable genius" amid questions over his mental fitness
(Washington Post)
Trump boasts that he's "like, really smart" and a "very stable genius" = The guy is an embarrassment as the prat talks drivel. Absolutely!
Trump boasts that he's "like, really smart" and a "very stable genius" = The guy is an embarrassment as the prat talks drivel. Absolutely!
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: H. Michael Karshis
Image: H. Michael Karshis
Friday, January 5, 2018
Trump's bizarre hairdo finally explained
(New York Post)
President Donald Trump's strange hairdo is explained = Tip: Plaster six long prime strands around head. Indeed!
President Donald Trump's strange hairdo is explained = Tip: Plaster six long prime strands around head. Indeed!
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Thursday, January 4, 2018
"Penis whitening" craze sweeps Thailand with 100 men a month signing up for surgery to change the colour of their todgers
(The Sun)
'Penis whitening' craze = Inept size, grew an inch?
'Penis whitening' craze = Inept size, grew an inch?
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: ILO in Asia and the Pacific
Image: ILO in Asia and the Pacific
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