Issa's rags-to-riches tale has some ugly chapters

(Los Angeles Times)

Darrell Issa's rags-to-riches tale has some ugly chapters = Cops shrug, say he stole car seller's Maserati as lad, right?

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Vulgarity used by president projected onto Trump Hotel in DC

(Washington Post)

The word “shithole” is being projected onto Trump’s DC hotel. https://t.co/pq0b7b1BEW

— Scott Dworkin (@funder) January 14, 2018

Shithole = His Hotel

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Hawaii False Alert: Chilling ballistic missile warning issued to residents in ERROR

(The Daily Express)

The erroneous warning stated: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER, THIS IS NOT A DRILL."
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Tense error, not threat. Dolts tell big lie. Militarist Kim is hotheaded, initiates war on Hawaii. US unleashes ICBMs. End.

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Who Is Stormy Daniels? Trump Paid Former Porn Star Stephanie Clifford $130K To Keep Quiet

(Newsweek)

Moralists deny ~ Stormy Daniels

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Stormy Daniels (Stephanie Clifford) = Miss Sin: DT often paid for lay, lecher!

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Trump to attend elite annual gathering in Davos, Switzerland

(Politico)

Trump is to attend the World Economic Forum gathering in Davos, Switzerland = Donald even plans to go to WEF summit he'd criticized, throw roaring tantrums

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'Shame on Trump!' World reacts to Trump's 'shithole countries' remarks

(CNN)

Donald Trump "shithole countries" = Neolithic POTUS Hurled "Don Smart"

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Trump's racism has gone from dog-whistle bigotry to megaphone prejudice

(CNN)

Trump's racism has gone from dog-whistle bigotry to megaphone prejudice = Oh, the idiot - regarding brown people as just some grim germy patch of scum.

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Steve Bannon: The downfall of Trump's chief strategist

(BBC)

The American strategist Steven Kevin Bannon was formerly this really switched on ~ investment banker. Now he is an erratic slovenly male, starts a wretched, noisy fight.

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From fires to floods: Danger shifts as pounding rains hit Southern California

(Los Angeles Times)

Southern California = O, so rain can hurt life!

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Scalp reduction surgery and Just for Men? Let's dig into Donald Trump's hair

(Washington Post)

Reduction of the male scalp is a great operation ~ to conceal Trump's orange pate if he's a real idiot.

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Snowing in the Sahara Desert

(CNN)

Snowing in the Sahara Desert = Ah, we're staring 'n' astonished

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'Yeah, I'll beat Oprah': Trump says he'd defeat Winfrey in presidential race

(The Guardian)

'Yeah, I'll beat Oprah.' What is Trump saying? = Truly impossible, angry ape! Ha ha ha! Twit!

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Japanese astronaut sorry for 9cm ISS growth mistake

(BBC)

Astronaut's growth in space ~ is a catastrophe. Nut's wrong.

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Michael Wolff shows his nuclear button is 'bigger' and 'more powerful' than Trump's

(Washington Post)

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
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Hated fuehrer Donald Trump represents the proof of a 1920 prophecy by H.L. Mencken. He's considered an irritating embarrassment as one of the world's leaders, a poor fool who's intellectually challenged, a tiresome hollow idiot, testy too. Fact: we agree he is indeed finished.

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Oprah isn't the only celebrity who might have a future in politics

(CNN)

Three Potential Presidents of the United States of America 1. Oprah Winfrey 2. Kanye Omari West 3. Kid Rock

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Interested 1. This hefty talk show titan - "I care" 2. A depressed kooky entrepreneur - "I panic" 3. WTF or "I am a mofo"

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President Oprah Winfrey?

(CNN)

President Oprah Winfrey? = inspire her fed. party now!

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Oprah could run. Oprah could win. Is America going insane or coming to its senses?

(Washington Post)

Oprah Winfrey decides to run ~ for President in Ecuador. Why?

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Korean Winter Olympics

(Yahoo!)

Korean Winter Olympics = NK icers to play, win more

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The President Is Not Fit for Office

(Slate.com)

Section Four of Amendment XXV to the United States Constitution: this is an emergency provision that allows the Vice President and members of the Cabinet to declare the President's unfit to carry out the duties of the presidency
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That tendentious heretic, Donald Trump, exhibits clear signs of paranoid psychosis. Republicans must intervene, vow to testify, have the temerity to exscind the nutter from office and sentence the outcast to detention or demise.

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Lana Del Rey Has a New Song and 2018 Is Off to a Great Start

(Harper's BAZAAR)

US singer Lana Del Rey ~ really serenading us

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