Politics Pro-Trump pastor Robert Jeffress offers pathetic defense of president's "shithole" comments

(Vox)

President's Trump "shithole" comments = Simple: His monster contempt ... he's turd!

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Mexico's worst places to travel, according to the State Department

(Mercury News)

The five states of Mexico rated Level 4 "do not travel" by US State Department: Tamaulipas, Sinaloa, Colima, Michoacan and Guerrero
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Tattooed mafia brutes, dramatic sex crime, alarming fatal violence, repeated assaults soon unnerve. Oh, avoid that completely!

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Comey quotes Statue of Liberty poem in response to Trump 's---hole' remark

(The Hill)

"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me:
I lift my lamp beside the golden door.
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Boy-oh-boy, seems moody "El Presidente" Trump
prefers white settlers, therefore he oddly
suggested the US refuse to greet migrant
aliens from deemed "shithole countries".
Ooh dirty Don, you made me heave!

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Issa's rags-to-riches tale has some ugly chapters

(Los Angeles Times)

Darrell Issa's rags-to-riches tale has some ugly chapters = Cops shrug, say he stole car seller's Maserati as lad, right?

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Vulgarity used by president projected onto Trump Hotel in DC

(Washington Post)

The word “shithole” is being projected onto Trump’s DC hotel. https://t.co/pq0b7b1BEW

— Scott Dworkin (@funder) January 14, 2018

Shithole = His Hotel

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Hawaii False Alert: Chilling ballistic missile warning issued to residents in ERROR

(The Daily Express)

The erroneous warning stated: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER, THIS IS NOT A DRILL."
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Tense error, not threat. Dolts tell big lie. Militarist Kim is hotheaded, initiates war on Hawaii. US unleashes ICBMs. End.

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Who Is Stormy Daniels? Trump Paid Former Porn Star Stephanie Clifford $130K To Keep Quiet

(Newsweek)

Moralists deny ~ Stormy Daniels

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Stormy Daniels (Stephanie Clifford) = Miss Sin: DT often paid for lay, lecher!

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Trump to attend elite annual gathering in Davos, Switzerland

(Politico)

Trump is to attend the World Economic Forum gathering in Davos, Switzerland = Donald even plans to go to WEF summit he'd criticized, throw roaring tantrums

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'Shame on Trump!' World reacts to Trump's 'shithole countries' remarks

(CNN)

Donald Trump "shithole countries" = Neolithic POTUS Hurled "Don Smart"

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Trump's racism has gone from dog-whistle bigotry to megaphone prejudice

(CNN)

Trump's racism has gone from dog-whistle bigotry to megaphone prejudice = Oh, the idiot - regarding brown people as just some grim germy patch of scum.

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Steve Bannon: The downfall of Trump's chief strategist

(BBC)

The American strategist Steven Kevin Bannon was formerly this really switched on ~ investment banker. Now he is an erratic slovenly male, starts a wretched, noisy fight.

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From fires to floods: Danger shifts as pounding rains hit Southern California

(Los Angeles Times)

Southern California = O, so rain can hurt life!

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Scalp reduction surgery and Just for Men? Let's dig into Donald Trump's hair

(Washington Post)

Reduction of the male scalp is a great operation ~ to conceal Trump's orange pate if he's a real idiot.

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Snowing in the Sahara Desert

(CNN)

Snowing in the Sahara Desert = Ah, we're staring 'n' astonished

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'Yeah, I'll beat Oprah': Trump says he'd defeat Winfrey in presidential race

(The Guardian)

'Yeah, I'll beat Oprah.' What is Trump saying? = Truly impossible, angry ape! Ha ha ha! Twit!

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Japanese astronaut sorry for 9cm ISS growth mistake

(BBC)

Astronaut's growth in space ~ is a catastrophe. Nut's wrong.

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Michael Wolff shows his nuclear button is 'bigger' and 'more powerful' than Trump's

(Washington Post)

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
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Hated fuehrer Donald Trump represents the proof of a 1920 prophecy by H.L. Mencken. He's considered an irritating embarrassment as one of the world's leaders, a poor fool who's intellectually challenged, a tiresome hollow idiot, testy too. Fact: we agree he is indeed finished.

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Oprah isn't the only celebrity who might have a future in politics

(CNN)

Three Potential Presidents of the United States of America 1. Oprah Winfrey 2. Kanye Omari West 3. Kid Rock

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Interested 1. This hefty talk show titan - "I care" 2. A depressed kooky entrepreneur - "I panic" 3. WTF or "I am a mofo"

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President Oprah Winfrey?

(CNN)

President Oprah Winfrey? = inspire her fed. party now!

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Oprah could run. Oprah could win. Is America going insane or coming to its senses?

(Washington Post)

Oprah Winfrey decides to run ~ for President in Ecuador. Why?

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