French shoppers fight over discounted Nutella

(UPI)

French shoppers fight over discounted Nutella = Spendthrifts run/push for envied chocolate gel

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Roger Federer has earned the mantle as the greatest of all-time

(Stuff.co.nz)

Rest assured he is the greatest modern champion of all time on all courts = Tall man, Roger Federer, aced Slams. Ultimate tennis hotshot's so euphoric.

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Toys R Us is closing stores

(Washington Post)

Toys R Us is closing stores = Crisis! So youngsters lost

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Trump used accent to imitate India's prime minister: report

(The Hill)

Trump reportedly used accent to imitate India's prime minister = POTUS tried merrily to mimic Indian PM's utterance, it's repeated

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Trump on MLK: 'King's dream is our dream -- it is the American dream'

(Examiner)

"Dr. King's dream is our dream. It is the American Dream. It's the promise stitched into the fabric of our Nation, etched into the hearts of our people, and written into the soul of humankind."
=
I find US President Donald "Shithole" Trump is the most abhorrent, rude, racist person in office on Earth. In truth he committed to "Make America White Again". He's outdated, inferior. Not OK!

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Trump Calls Shutdown a "Nice Present" From Democrats on One-Year Anniversary of Presidency

(Slate.com)

The government is shut down. Happy one-year anniversary, Trump = Say, my anagram proves the truth: One unproven, whiny president

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Assault on Rand Paul

(CNN)

Assault on Rand Paul = Natural sap unloads

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A missing tourist scattered Bible pages in Israel's desert. Is "Jerusalem Syndrome" to blame?

(Washington Post)

Jerusalem Syndrome = My Lord, me near Jesus!

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Trump's cognitive ability is normal, says White House doctor

(BBC)

The President Donald Trump's cognitive ability is normal says the White House doctor Ronny Jackson = Irony - he is: Adult behaving just like a child on Twitter, psychotic madman, tosspot. Sorry, none endorse.

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Dolores O'Riordan, lead singer of the Cranberries, dies aged 46

(The Guardian)

Rest In peace Dolores Mary ~ O'Riordan. A seemly respect.

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North Korea calls Trump nuclear button boast the 'bark of a rabid dog'

(Channel NewsAsia)

The "spasm of a lunatic, the bark of a rabid dog" = Ha, feedback again to foolish bastard Trump!

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Chelsea Manning Files Documents to Run For Senate

(Gizmodo)

Chelsea Manning files documents to run for Senate = Famous fallen transgender in contentious scheme

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H&M apologises over image of black child in 'monkey' hoodie

(The Guardian)

Hennes and Mauritz Aktiebolag ~ began talks re: dehumanization

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Akubra girl Dolly's bullying suicide shocks Australia

(BBC)

The delightful Australian Akubra girl Amy 'Dolly' Everett dies = Bullies, thugs did ravage and kill her remotely. A true fatality.

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Trump denies making 'shithole countries' comment

(CNN)

'Never said anything derogatory about Haitians other than Haiti is, obviously, a very poor and troubled country. Never said "take them out." Made up by Dems. I have a wonderful relationship with Haitians. Probably should record future meetings - unfortunately, no trust!'
=
It's unbidden, non intuitive, repugnant, retributory propaganda. What I truly said was "Shithole, arsehole, shithole, arsehole, shithole, arsehole countries. You don't admit them or out-trump me. I ban you. A very, very bad, a very, very fucking sad affair! No, no, no! Tut tut! Bad, bad!"

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Politics Pro-Trump pastor Robert Jeffress offers pathetic defense of president's "shithole" comments

(Vox)

President's Trump "shithole" comments = Simple: His monster contempt ... he's turd!

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Mexico's worst places to travel, according to the State Department

(Mercury News)

The five states of Mexico rated Level 4 "do not travel" by US State Department: Tamaulipas, Sinaloa, Colima, Michoacan and Guerrero
=
Tattooed mafia brutes, dramatic sex crime, alarming fatal violence, repeated assaults soon unnerve. Oh, avoid that completely!

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Comey quotes Statue of Liberty poem in response to Trump 's---hole' remark

(The Hill)

"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me:
I lift my lamp beside the golden door.
=
Boy-oh-boy, seems moody "El Presidente" Trump
prefers white settlers, therefore he oddly
suggested the US refuse to greet migrant
aliens from deemed "shithole countries".
Ooh dirty Don, you made me heave!

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Issa's rags-to-riches tale has some ugly chapters

(Los Angeles Times)

Darrell Issa's rags-to-riches tale has some ugly chapters = Cops shrug, say he stole car seller's Maserati as lad, right?

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Vulgarity used by president projected onto Trump Hotel in DC

(Washington Post)

The word “shithole” is being projected onto Trump’s DC hotel. https://t.co/pq0b7b1BEW

— Scott Dworkin (@funder) January 14, 2018

Shithole = His Hotel

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