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Thursday, February 1, 2018

My last legal puff

(BBC)
Vaping

My last legal puff ~ (gasp) felt all fumy
Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: Mike Mozart

Super blue moon eclipse wows onlookers as lunar trifecta occurs for 1st time in 150 years

(AccuWeather)
Red Moon Saga 2018

The lunar trifecta: a super blue blood moon eclipse = Preeminent, phat, coloured celestial orb - fabulous!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: ParthoGraphy

Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Trump's 2018 State of the Union address

(Politico)
State of the Union Address/Speech - January 2018

Trump's State of the Union address = The mad fatuous president snorts
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: A Yee

Tuesday, January 30, 2018

UK-US relationship as strong as ever - May

(Swissinfo)
My Heart Will Go On - We Will Be Great Again !

Britain's special relationship with the United States is as strong as it ever has been, Prime Minister Theresa May said
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Errata, i.e. naive British PM is asserting Trump isn't an idiotic beastly "shithole", instead she sees him as a sweet partner!
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Daniel Arrhakis

City rocked by Presidents Club sexual harassment scandal

(iNews)
the wild rumpus! @honktx afterparty, surely 1 of the greatest parties EVAR!

Very scandalous acts at the Presidents Club Charity Dinner = Ten crude bacchanalian VIP satyrs desire unclothed trysts
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Mick Jeffries

Sunday, January 28, 2018

James Franco Digitally Erased from Vanity Fair Cover After Sexual Misconduct Allegations

(Time)
127 Hours 2

Extra appendages? = Gent appears axed
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: GabboT

Steve Wynn, Republican finance chair and Vegas mogul, is accused of sexually abusing employees

(Vox)
Steve Wynn

"The idea that I ever assaulted any woman is preposterous. We find ourselves in a world where people can make allegations, regardless of the truth, and a person is left with the choice of weathering insulting publicity or engaging in multi-year lawsuits. It is deplorable for anyone to find themselves in this situation."
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Trump's pal, the resort mogul and billionaire Steve Wynn denies entirely he is the nasty disgusting fellow who allegedly flashed his penis at female colleagues in what were inappropriate work relationship situations, i.e. according to the victims' reiterations, he is a deviant rogue who abused staff. Unfortunate, no?
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Sarah Gerke

French shoppers fight over discounted Nutella

(UPI)
Nutella

French shoppers fight over discounted Nutella = Spendthrifts run/push for envied chocolate gel
Anagram: Dharam Khalsa
Image:

Roger Federer has earned the mantle as the greatest of all-time

(Stuff.co.nz)
2017 Laver Cup: Match 12

Rest assured he is the greatest modern champion of all time on all courts = Tall man, Roger Federer, aced Slams. Ultimate tennis hotshot's so euphoric.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Beth Wilson

Toys R Us is closing stores

(Washington Post)
Toys "R" Us

Toys R Us is closing stores = Crisis! So youngsters lost
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Open Grid Scheduler

Tuesday, January 23, 2018

Trump used accent to imitate India's prime minister: report

(The Hill)
photo by Charles Moehle (www.flickr.com/people/cdel3133)

Trump reportedly used accent to imitate India's prime minister = POTUS tried merrily to mimic Indian PM's utterance, it's repeated
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: CDEL Family

Saturday, January 20, 2018

Trump on MLK: 'King's dream is our dream -- it is the American dream'

(Examiner)
from dreams to nightmares

"Dr. King's dream is our dream. It is the American Dream. It's the promise stitched into the fabric of our Nation, etched into the hearts of our people, and written into the soul of humankind."
=
I find US President Donald "Shithole" Trump is the most abhorrent, rude, racist person in office on Earth. In truth he committed to "Make America White Again". He's outdated, inferior. Not OK!
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Duncan C

Trump Calls Shutdown a "Nice Present" From Democrats on One-Year Anniversary of Presidency

(Slate.com)
tRump's shutdown

The government is shut down. Happy one-year anniversary, Trump = Say, my anagram proves the truth: One unproven, whiny president
Anagram: Christopher Davis
Image: Thomas Cizauskas

Assault on Rand Paul

(CNN)
Rand Paul - The Hambungler

Assault on Rand Paul = Natural sap unloads
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: DonkeyHotey

A missing tourist scattered Bible pages in Israel's desert. Is "Jerusalem Syndrome" to blame?

(Washington Post)
Jerusalem Syndrome.jpg

Jerusalem Syndrome = My Lord, me near Jesus!
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Wikimedia/Jacek Proszyk

Thursday, January 18, 2018

Trump's cognitive ability is normal, says White House doctor

(BBC)
Trump the Pied Piper...

The President Donald Trump's cognitive ability is normal says the White House doctor Ronny Jackson = Irony - he is: Adult behaving just like a child on Twitter, psychotic madman, tosspot. Sorry, none endorse.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Wendy Lefkowich

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Dolores O'Riordan, lead singer of the Cranberries, dies aged 46

(The Guardian)
dolores o'riordan #1

Rest In peace Dolores Mary ~ O'Riordan. A seemly respect.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: trent fernandes

North Korea calls Trump nuclear button boast the 'bark of a rabid dog'

(Channel NewsAsia)
American Psycho / Korean Psycho

The "spasm of a lunatic, the bark of a rabid dog" = Ha, feedback again to foolish bastard Trump!
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Duncan C

Sunday, January 14, 2018

Chelsea Manning Files Documents to Run For Senate

(Gizmodo)
A weather-worn poster of Chelsea Manning on a brick wall in Montreal

Chelsea Manning files documents to run for Senate = Famous fallen transgender in contentious scheme
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Francis Mariani

H&M apologises over image of black child in 'monkey' hoodie

(The Guardian)
Mother of little model blasted for letting son wear "coolest monkey in the jungle" top

Hennes and Mauritz Aktiebolag ~ began talks re: dehumanization
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: mbah patrick