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Friday, February 9, 2018

Halsey was seriously brave to wear this slashed dress on the red carpet

(Metro)
Halsey - New Americana

Singer Halsey = Er, is shy angel?
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Jonatas MeIo

South Korea fighting norovirus outbreak in Olympic areas

(NBC4i)
Norovirus

There is an outbreak of norovirus ~ in South Korea. Ban tofu reservoir.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: microbiologybytes

Trump's 'marching orders' to the Pentagon: Plan a grand military parade

(Washington Post)
Trump: Life's A Parade

Trump's 'marching orders' to the Pentagon: Plan a grand military parade = The Donald is ranting at and prompting US army to prepare large march
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: IoSonoUnaFotoCamera

Tuesday, February 6, 2018

Venice's famous canals dry up due to low tides caused by the 'super blue blood moon' and lack of rain

(Daily Mail)
Embed from Getty Images

Venice's famous canals dry up due to low tides = Super moon's advance caused lowest fluidity
Anagram: Jason Lofts

Natalie Wood's death in 1981: the cold case that refuses to close

(Sydney Morning Herald)
Natalie Wood, "Gypsy," 1962

The American actress Natalie Wood Wagner = Now reanimate her cold case, target a swain.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Classic Film

Trump's 'Little Adam Schiff' Insult Has People Worried He's 'Losing His Touch'

(Huffington Post)
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'Losing His Touch' = Shush it - no logic!
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Chris Turley

Larry Nassar: Father lunges at disgraced US doctor

(BBC)
Embed from Getty Images

Lawrence Gerard Nassar, kinesiologist, USA Gymnastics national team doctor and osteopathic physician at Michigan State University = As a convicted child molester that got prison, nasty guy is aware he's in a distressing karma situation as can anticipate no mercy in gaol
Anagram: Jason Lofts

The Symbolism of Elon Musk Sending a Car Into Space

(The Atlantic)

Tesla car in space ~ seen as practical? ~ enlists carapace.
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Friday, February 2, 2018

Former FBI director Comey defends the FBI, slams 'weasels and liars'

(CNBC)
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"Take heart: American history shows that, in the long run, weasels and liars never hold the field, so long as good people stand up." -James Comey
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A postdated Democrat news release: "Oh, Trump's one jolly sneaky, orange-colored mustelid with sharp fangs. He lives in a shithole (not Ghana)"
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Prachatai

Thursday, February 1, 2018

My last legal puff

(BBC)
Vaping

My last legal puff ~ (gasp) felt all fumy
Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: Mike Mozart

Super blue moon eclipse wows onlookers as lunar trifecta occurs for 1st time in 150 years

(AccuWeather)
Red Moon Saga 2018

The lunar trifecta: a super blue blood moon eclipse = Preeminent, phat, coloured celestial orb - fabulous!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: ParthoGraphy

Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Trump's 2018 State of the Union address

(Politico)
State of the Union Address/Speech - January 2018

Trump's State of the Union address = The mad fatuous president snorts
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: A Yee

Tuesday, January 30, 2018

UK-US relationship as strong as ever - May

(Swissinfo)
My Heart Will Go On - We Will Be Great Again !

Britain's special relationship with the United States is as strong as it ever has been, Prime Minister Theresa May said
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Errata, i.e. naive British PM is asserting Trump isn't an idiotic beastly "shithole", instead she sees him as a sweet partner!
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Daniel Arrhakis

City rocked by Presidents Club sexual harassment scandal

(iNews)
the wild rumpus! @honktx afterparty, surely 1 of the greatest parties EVAR!

Very scandalous acts at the Presidents Club Charity Dinner = Ten crude bacchanalian VIP satyrs desire unclothed trysts
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Mick Jeffries

Sunday, January 28, 2018

James Franco Digitally Erased from Vanity Fair Cover After Sexual Misconduct Allegations

(Time)
127 Hours 2

Extra appendages? = Gent appears axed
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: GabboT

Steve Wynn, Republican finance chair and Vegas mogul, is accused of sexually abusing employees

(Vox)
Steve Wynn

"The idea that I ever assaulted any woman is preposterous. We find ourselves in a world where people can make allegations, regardless of the truth, and a person is left with the choice of weathering insulting publicity or engaging in multi-year lawsuits. It is deplorable for anyone to find themselves in this situation."
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Trump's pal, the resort mogul and billionaire Steve Wynn denies entirely he is the nasty disgusting fellow who allegedly flashed his penis at female colleagues in what were inappropriate work relationship situations, i.e. according to the victims' reiterations, he is a deviant rogue who abused staff. Unfortunate, no?
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Sarah Gerke

French shoppers fight over discounted Nutella

(UPI)
Nutella

French shoppers fight over discounted Nutella = Spendthrifts run/push for envied chocolate gel
Anagram: Dharam Khalsa
Image:

Roger Federer has earned the mantle as the greatest of all-time

(Stuff.co.nz)
2017 Laver Cup: Match 12

Rest assured he is the greatest modern champion of all time on all courts = Tall man, Roger Federer, aced Slams. Ultimate tennis hotshot's so euphoric.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Beth Wilson

Toys R Us is closing stores

(Washington Post)
Toys "R" Us

Toys R Us is closing stores = Crisis! So youngsters lost
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Open Grid Scheduler

Tuesday, January 23, 2018

Trump used accent to imitate India's prime minister: report

(The Hill)
photo by Charles Moehle (www.flickr.com/people/cdel3133)

Trump reportedly used accent to imitate India's prime minister = POTUS tried merrily to mimic Indian PM's utterance, it's repeated
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: CDEL Family