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Friday, March 2, 2018

Some of Donald Trump's most insulting comments about women

(Daily Mail)
He's Mr. Trump Miser

"All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me -- consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. A sexual dynamic is always present between people, unless you are asexual."
=
i.e. Donald Trump's completely facetious excuse for sexual abuse explains only too neatly why he's interested in one US porno cinema actress. Pah, is wholly unacceptable, we tweet.
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: David Lacasse

Russia now armed with 'invincible' nuclear weapons that cannot be stopped: Vladimir Putin

(Times Now)
Peligroso Putin

Putin discloses nuclear arms = "I'll crusade 'cos Trump's insane."
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: noaz

Thursday, March 1, 2018

Florida Sheriff's Deputy "Never Went In"

(The New York Times)
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Florida Sheriff's Deputy "Never Went In" = New dirt: no nerve, deputy sheriff fails
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Elvert Barnes

Monday, February 26, 2018

Peeing in the elevator ends badly

(New York Post)

Peeing in the elevator ends badly = Thereby an evil lad stoped engine
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas

Thursday, February 22, 2018

Donald Trump: Armed teachers could stop further school massacres

(Sky News)
That Feeling When... (art by Jon Lion)

Armed teachers could stop further school massacres = Trump's charted course for heated classroom clashes
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Vince Reinhart

Wednesday, February 21, 2018

What We Know About How Russia's Internet Research Agency Meddled in the 2016 Election

(Slate.com)
Report: Sessions Talked With Russian Diplomat

Internet Research Agency in Russia ~ is errant, generates chicanery in US
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Mike Licht

Donald Trump Lies

(Twitter)
Up In Smoke by Pablo Gonzalez

Crooked Hillary said that I want guns brought into the school classroom. Wrong! = Now lying Don talks about arming our teachers to shoot cowards. Oh, chills! Right?
Anagram: Christopher Davis
Image: Chris Christian

Monday, February 19, 2018

Stormy Daniels claims to have unwashed dress worn during alleged sex with Donald Trump that could be covered in his DNA

(The Sun)
Stormy Daniels - Caricature

Donald = Old DNA
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: DonkeyHotey

Donald Trump's alleged affair with Playboy model reveals 'systemic' pattern of concealing stories

(ABC News)
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The US porno star Stormy Daniels and ex-Playmate Karen McDougal = Eternal groper Donald Trump's had casual sex many times. Not okay!
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: CDEL Family

Farty passenger forces flight to make emergency landing

(New York Post)
Economy Class Cabin

Farty passenger forces flight to make emergency landing = Mercy, a passing gas felon choked men! Regretting after fly.
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Hideyuki Kamon

Lions ate a poacher

(Vice)
Lion

Lions ate a poacher ~ a sole cheap ration = Oho! I earn, eat scalp
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Pauline Guilmot

Monday, February 12, 2018

Jimmy Kimmel Wonders Why Melania Trump Follows Barack Obama On Twitter

(Good)
Melania Trump - Caricature

Stormy Weather

Don't know why
There's no sun up in the sky
Stormy weather
Since my man and I ain't together
Keeps rainin' all the time
Life is bare
Gloom and misery everywhere
Stormy weather
Just can't get my poor self together
I'm weary all the time, the time
So weary all the time
When he went away, the blues walked in and met me
If he stays away, old rocking chair will get me
All I do is pray the Lord above will let me
Walk in the sun once more
Can't go on
All I have in life is gone
Stormy weather
Since my man and I ain't together
Keeps rainin' all the time
Keeps rainin' all the time
I walk around, heavy-hearted and sad
Night comes around, I'm still feelin' bad
Rain pourin' down, blindin' every hope I had
This pitterin', patterin', beatin' and spatterin' drives me mad
Love, love, love, love
This misery is just too much for me
Can't go on
Everything I had is gone
Stormy weather
Since my man and I ain't together
Keeps rainin' all the time
Keeps rainin' all the time
=In Slovenia

I was a mouse
I was born Melanija Knavs
In Slovenia
I became a planner, model, gold digger
Breast implants, dental veneers
I'm an enigma
We don't believe in karma
In Slovenia
Somehow I met Mr T (Donald Trump)
I wanted to make myself richer
So much richer
He tried to enlist but heel spurs deferred his draft
Went to Fordham University but he was daft
Ninny's a graduate with science degree
Economics major (LOL!)
He likes porn
Wants me to wear the strap-on
In Slovenia
When he and Stormy got together
I needed time apart
I needed time apart
I stay in Trump Tower with my special son
I polish the kinky leather strap-on
I hate tyranny, the orange toupee, the fake tan
Trysts, kinky talk, the little mitts and willy all make me insane
Hate, hate, hate, hate
I yell angrily "We never see eye to eye!"
I loathe her/him
Hell! I yell "I'd rather go to the gym!"
In Slovenia
Grrr! I yell "I'm no longer in love with him!"
Why no intimacy with me?
Why no intimacy with me?
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: DonkeyHotey

Who Killed More: Hitler, Stalin, or Mao?

(The New York Review of Books)
Who in the world would buy these?

Hitler, Stalin, and Mao ~ annihilated mortals
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Eirik Newth

Friday, February 9, 2018

Halsey was seriously brave to wear this slashed dress on the red carpet

(Metro)
Halsey - New Americana

Singer Halsey = Er, is shy angel?
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Jonatas MeIo

South Korea fighting norovirus outbreak in Olympic areas

(NBC4i)
Norovirus

There is an outbreak of norovirus ~ in South Korea. Ban tofu reservoir.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: microbiologybytes

Trump's 'marching orders' to the Pentagon: Plan a grand military parade

(Washington Post)
Trump: Life's A Parade

Trump's 'marching orders' to the Pentagon: Plan a grand military parade = The Donald is ranting at and prompting US army to prepare large march
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: IoSonoUnaFotoCamera

Tuesday, February 6, 2018

Venice's famous canals dry up due to low tides caused by the 'super blue blood moon' and lack of rain

(Daily Mail)
Embed from Getty Images

Venice's famous canals dry up due to low tides = Super moon's advance caused lowest fluidity
Anagram: Jason Lofts

Natalie Wood's death in 1981: the cold case that refuses to close

(Sydney Morning Herald)
Natalie Wood, "Gypsy," 1962

The American actress Natalie Wood Wagner = Now reanimate her cold case, target a swain.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Classic Film

Trump's 'Little Adam Schiff' Insult Has People Worried He's 'Losing His Touch'

(Huffington Post)
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'Losing His Touch' = Shush it - no logic!
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Chris Turley

Larry Nassar: Father lunges at disgraced US doctor

(BBC)
Embed from Getty Images

Lawrence Gerard Nassar, kinesiologist, USA Gymnastics national team doctor and osteopathic physician at Michigan State University = As a convicted child molester that got prison, nasty guy is aware he's in a distressing karma situation as can anticipate no mercy in gaol
Anagram: Jason Lofts