Let them call you racists

(CNN)

Let them call you racists = Most crucially, let's hate

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
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Iran is pushing Israel into war

(New York Post)

Iran is pushing Israel into war = An aspiring wish to ruin Israel

Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Stephen Melkisethian

Once Banned, Now Loved and Loathed: How the AR-15 Became "America's Rifle"

(The New York Times)

Semi-automatic rifle = US America leitmotif

Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Vince Reinhart

International Women's Day marked by protests and celebrations

(The Guardian)

International Women's Day = Or, adamantly "No, Weinstein!"

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: UN Women

"TRAITORS DIE IN BRITAIN" Russian state TV warns double agents are not safe in the UK as Putin's mouthpiece media wade into poisoning scandal

(The Sun)

"The profession of a traitor is one of the most dangerous in the world" = Or Putin orders two stooges in fedoras to annihilate them offshore.

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Duncan C

FOUR MORE YEARS! How often do US Elections take place and what is the maximum term a president can hold their position in the White House?

(The Sun)

Four more years as the American President? = I fear Trump's a red chimera. Senate: Yes or no? = Yes, fear is Trump's a red chimera or neonate.

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Some of Donald Trump's most insulting comments about women

(Daily Mail)

"All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me -- consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. A sexual dynamic is always present between people, unless you are asexual."
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i.e. Donald Trump's completely facetious excuse for sexual abuse explains only too neatly why he's interested in one US porno cinema actress. Pah, is wholly unacceptable, we tweet.

Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: David Lacasse

Russia now armed with 'invincible' nuclear weapons that cannot be stopped: Vladimir Putin

(Times Now)

Putin discloses nuclear arms = "I'll crusade 'cos Trump's insane."

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Florida Sheriff's Deputy "Never Went In"

(The New York Times)

Florida Sheriff's Deputy "Never Went In" = New dirt: no nerve, deputy sheriff fails

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Elvert Barnes

Peeing in the elevator ends badly

(New York Post)

Peeing in the elevator ends badly = Thereby an evil lad stoped engine

Anagram: Pinchas Aronas

Donald Trump: Armed teachers could stop further school massacres

(Sky News)

Armed teachers could stop further school massacres = Trump's charted course for heated classroom clashes

Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Vince Reinhart

What We Know About How Russia's Internet Research Agency Meddled in the 2016 Election

(Slate.com)

Internet Research Agency in Russia ~ is errant, generates chicanery in US

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Mike Licht

Donald Trump Lies

(Twitter)

Crooked Hillary said that I want guns brought into the school classroom. Wrong! = Now lying Don talks about arming our teachers to shoot cowards. Oh, chills! Right?

Anagram: Christopher Davis
Image: Chris Christian

Stormy Daniels claims to have unwashed dress worn during alleged sex with Donald Trump that could be covered in his DNA

(The Sun)

Donald = Old DNA

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Donald Trump's alleged affair with Playboy model reveals 'systemic' pattern of concealing stories

(ABC News)

The US porno star Stormy Daniels and ex-Playmate Karen McDougal = Eternal groper Donald Trump's had casual sex many times. Not okay!

Anagram: Jason Lofts
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Farty passenger forces flight to make emergency landing

(New York Post)

Farty passenger forces flight to make emergency landing = Mercy, a passing gas felon choked men! Regretting after fly.

Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Hideyuki Kamon

Lions ate a poacher

(Vice)

Lions ate a poacher ~ a sole cheap ration = Oho! I earn, eat scalp

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Pauline Guilmot

Jimmy Kimmel Wonders Why Melania Trump Follows Barack Obama On Twitter

(Good)

Stormy Weather Don't know why There's no sun up in the sky Stormy weather Since my man and I ain't together Keeps rainin' all the time Life is bare Gloom and misery everywhere Stormy weather Just can't get my poor self together I'm weary all the time, the time So weary all the time When he went away, the blues walked in and met me If he stays away, old rocking chair will get me All I do is pray the Lord above will let me Walk in the sun once more Can't go on All I have in life is gone Stormy weather Since my man and I ain't together Keeps rainin' all the time Keeps rainin' all the time I walk around, heavy-hearted and sad Night comes around, I'm still feelin' bad Rain pourin' down, blindin' every hope I had This pitterin', patterin', beatin' and spatterin' drives me mad Love, love, love, love This misery is just too much for me Can't go on Everything I had is gone Stormy weather Since my man and I ain't together Keeps rainin' all the time Keeps rainin' all the time

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In Slovenia I was a mouse I was born Melanija Knavs In Slovenia I became a planner, model, gold digger Breast implants, dental veneers I'm an enigma We don't believe in karma In Slovenia Somehow I met Mr T (Donald Trump) I wanted to make myself richer So much richer He tried to enlist but heel spurs deferred his draft Went to Fordham University but he was daft Ninny's a graduate with science degree Economics major (LOL!) He likes porn Wants me to wear the strap-on In Slovenia When he and Stormy got together I needed time apart I needed time apart I stay in Trump Tower with my special son I polish the kinky leather strap-on I hate tyranny, the orange toupee, the fake tan Trysts, kinky talk, the little mitts and willy all make me insane Hate, hate, hate, hate I yell angrily "We never see eye to eye!" I loathe her/him Hell! I yell "I'd rather go to the gym!" In Slovenia Grrr! I yell "I'm no longer in love with him!" Why no intimacy with me? Why no intimacy with me?

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Who Killed More: Hitler, Stalin, or Mao?

(The New York Review of Books)

Hitler, Stalin, and Mao ~ annihilated mortals

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Image: Eirik Newth

Halsey was seriously brave to wear this slashed dress on the red carpet

(Metro)

Singer Halsey = Er, is shy angel?

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Jonatas MeIo