Uber self-driving car kills pedestrian in first fatal autonomous crash

(CNN)

Uber self-driving car kills pedestrian = I prefer cab driver skill. Less daunting.

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Kim Jong-un has committed to denuclearisation, says South Korea

(The Guardian)

Denuclearisation = A certain delusion = Unrealised action

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America hits Russia with new sanctions in bid to tackle country's "nefarious attacks"

(The Daily Telegraph)

"Nefarious attacks" = "Fake!" cautions Tsar

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders: the White House's steely foot soldier

(Financial Times)

The White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders ~ is a hyena. What rebukes she has screeched at US reporters!

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A woman rode a horse into a dance club in Miami Beach

(CNN)

Horseback dance club lady = block debauchery, scandal

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Let them call you racists

(CNN)

Let them call you racists = Most crucially, let's hate

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Iran is pushing Israel into war

(New York Post)

Iran is pushing Israel into war = An aspiring wish to ruin Israel

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Once Banned, Now Loved and Loathed: How the AR-15 Became "America's Rifle"

(The New York Times)

Semi-automatic rifle = US America leitmotif

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International Women's Day marked by protests and celebrations

(The Guardian)

International Women's Day = Or, adamantly "No, Weinstein!"

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"TRAITORS DIE IN BRITAIN" Russian state TV warns double agents are not safe in the UK as Putin's mouthpiece media wade into poisoning scandal

(The Sun)

"The profession of a traitor is one of the most dangerous in the world" = Or Putin orders two stooges in fedoras to annihilate them offshore.

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FOUR MORE YEARS! How often do US Elections take place and what is the maximum term a president can hold their position in the White House?

(The Sun)

Four more years as the American President? = I fear Trump's a red chimera. Senate: Yes or no? = Yes, fear is Trump's a red chimera or neonate.

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Some of Donald Trump's most insulting comments about women

(Daily Mail)

"All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me -- consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. A sexual dynamic is always present between people, unless you are asexual."
=
i.e. Donald Trump's completely facetious excuse for sexual abuse explains only too neatly why he's interested in one US porno cinema actress. Pah, is wholly unacceptable, we tweet.

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Russia now armed with 'invincible' nuclear weapons that cannot be stopped: Vladimir Putin

(Times Now)

Putin discloses nuclear arms = "I'll crusade 'cos Trump's insane."

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Florida Sheriff's Deputy "Never Went In"

(The New York Times)

Florida Sheriff's Deputy "Never Went In" = New dirt: no nerve, deputy sheriff fails

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Peeing in the elevator ends badly

(New York Post)

Peeing in the elevator ends badly = Thereby an evil lad stoped engine

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Donald Trump: Armed teachers could stop further school massacres

(Sky News)

Armed teachers could stop further school massacres = Trump's charted course for heated classroom clashes

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What We Know About How Russia's Internet Research Agency Meddled in the 2016 Election

(Slate.com)

Internet Research Agency in Russia ~ is errant, generates chicanery in US

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Donald Trump Lies

(Twitter)

Crooked Hillary said that I want guns brought into the school classroom. Wrong! = Now lying Don talks about arming our teachers to shoot cowards. Oh, chills! Right?

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Stormy Daniels claims to have unwashed dress worn during alleged sex with Donald Trump that could be covered in his DNA

(The Sun)

Donald = Old DNA

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Donald Trump's alleged affair with Playboy model reveals 'systemic' pattern of concealing stories

(ABC News)

The US porno star Stormy Daniels and ex-Playmate Karen McDougal = Eternal groper Donald Trump's had casual sex many times. Not okay!

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