Five-storey blue penis causes uproar among Stockholm residents

(The Guardian)

This huge five-storey blue penis mural in Stockholm is so crude = Ugh, I see most brutish voyeurs like uncensored phallic motifs.

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Why the Stormy Daniels-Donald Trump story matters

(BBC)

Adult film actress and stripper Stormy Daniels = Pleasant lady, Donald Trump's 'terrific' mistress

Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Lorie Shaull

"Witch hunts" explained, from Salem to Donald Trump

(Vox)

Donald Trump. Michael Cohen. "Witch Hunts" = Wanton rich men humped doll. Hush. TicTac?

Anagram: Erin Neathery
Image: Loco Steve

Justice Department seizes classified ads website Backpage.com

(CNN)

Stop Enabling Sex Traffickers Act = Final fortress, Backpage's extinct!

Anagram: Rosie Perera
Image: Senator McCaskill

Spanish 'Mowgli' man, 72, who was raised by wolves in a cave for 12 years wishes he could return to the mountains after a hard life filled with disappointment among humans

(Daily Mail)

Mowgli of Spain = Wolf amigo nips

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Trump called Mexicans rapists again

(CNN)

Trump called Mexicans rapists again = Adamant, puling pres. racist sex claim

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: torbakhopper

Ted Nugent says Parkland students "have no soul," calls them "mushy-brained children"

(Washington Post)

Musician Ted Nugent = A gun nut - it's endemic!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Mike Licht

Steve Smith: From the golden boy to the fallen hero

(Sydney Morning Herald)

Captain Steve Smith = MVP is a cheat in test

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: davidmolloyphotography.com

New Zealand's claim it has no Russian spies is perplexing. Why is it isolating itself?

(The Guardian)

Are there no Russian spies in New Zealand? = An answer - ha, I realized it's pure nonsense!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: John Shortland

Fired waiter says I'm not rude, I'm just French

(New York Post)

Those French waiters can be so rude ~ but the chefs and cronies are worse

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: zoetnet

White House announces policy to ban most transgender people from serving in military

(CNN)

White House announces policy to ban most transgender people from serving in military = Persons with male/female dysphoria (not in recovery) cannot point guns? Must be religion!

Anagram: Rosie Perera
Image: Marines

Craigslist shuts down its personals section

(CNN)

Craigslist shuts down its personals section = No crass persons soliciting dates with sluts!

Anagram: Rosie Perera
Image: Chika Watanabe

Northern Lights forecast: New aurora Steve discovered above Scotland

(The Daily Express)

Strong Thermal Emission Velocity Enhancement = Oh no! Men call me this interesting acronym, STEVE

Anagram: Chris Sturdy
Image: Krista Trinder/NASA

Holocaust denier wins Illinois GOP congressional primary

(The Week)

Holocaust denier = He is a no-cure dolt.

Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Paul Weaver

Russian Nikolai Glushkov's London death now a murder inquiry

(BBC)

The death of businessman and Kremlin critic Nikolai Glushkov = Frank conclusion: Ha, it's evident Russian KGB killed him at home

Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: BipHoo Company

Uber self-driving car kills pedestrian in first fatal autonomous crash

(CNN)

Uber self-driving car kills pedestrian = I prefer cab driver skill. Less daunting.

Anagram: Rosie Perera
Image: zombieite

Kim Jong-un has committed to denuclearisation, says South Korea

(The Guardian)

Denuclearisation = A certain delusion = Unrealised action

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: J Conescu

America hits Russia with new sanctions in bid to tackle country's "nefarious attacks"

(The Daily Telegraph)

"Nefarious attacks" = "Fake!" cautions Tsar

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Loco Steve

Sarah Huckabee Sanders: the White House's steely foot soldier

(Financial Times)

The White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders ~ is a hyena. What rebukes she has screeched at US reporters!

Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: DonkeyHotey

A woman rode a horse into a dance club in Miami Beach

(CNN)

Horseback dance club lady = block debauchery, scandal

Anagram: Russ Atkinson