58 killed in Gaza as US embassy opens in Jerusalem

(Sky News)

The relocation of the United States Embassy = Israel to detect it may be unsafe then shoots

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Royal wedding bells to ring for unlikely couple

(The Irish Independent)

Royal wedding bells = Legally bed Windsor

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Israel's Netta Barzilai Wins Eurovision Song Contest 2018

(Jerusalem Post)

It is not over until the colorful obese lady sings to be the ~ labile busty titleholder of the Eurovision Song Contest

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Reddit mixup: gender nonbinary

(Slate.com)

Reddit mixup: gender nonbinary = experiment in groin, buddy? Darn!

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Battle for Elgin Marbles: Greece demands return during Prince Charles visit

(The Daily Express)

Unhappy Greek politicians are demanding the Elgin Marbles back = Greece could kidnap philistine Meghan Markle's baby in apt anger

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Who is Israel's Eurovision 2018 entry Netta Barzilai?

(RadioTimes)

Israeli vocalist Netta Barzilai ~ is a titanic trailblazer, so alive.

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Who is Stormy Daniels' attorney, Michael Avenatti?

(CBS News)

Michael Avenatti is Stormy Daniel's lawyer = Ethical, yet we diss "smarmy" or "venal Italian"

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Trump breaks with European allies over Iran deal

(The Guardian)

Derail an ~ Iran deal

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Melania Trump unveils 'Be Best' campaign for children

(BBC)

Melania Trump has been promoting her "Be Best" campaign = Hmm, get huge breast implants, be bare, moan in a porn epic.

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Vadimir Putin debuts Russia's new presidential limousine

(Yahoo!)
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Presidential limousine = I intend: "Limo is pleasure!"

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Kilauea volcano eruption

(USA Today)

Kilauea volcano eruption = Caution: one roil, puke lava

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ATF Agent in Chicago Shot

(The New York Times)

ATF Agent in Chicago Shot = So, face action, hang tight!

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Hawaii's Kilauea volcano erupts, prompting mandatory evacuations

(CNN)

The Kilauea volcano = I leak hot lava on cue

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Stormy Daniels sues President Trump for defamation

(USA Today)

Stormy Daniels sues President Trump for defamation = Lustier porn star fumed, simmered. Ass Don T. to pay fine?

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Donald Trump: What are the US President's chances of getting a Nobel Peace Prize?

(ABC News)

This year's Nobel Peace Prize must not be awarded to contentious ~ US President Trump. Sweden can ostracize, alienate the yobbo too.

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Steamboat Geyser

(CNN)

The tallest geyser keeps erupting = sleek sight, perpetual energy test

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What famous Louis might have inspired the Royal couple to choose Louis?

(MSN)
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Various Famous People Who Were Named Either Louis or Lou 1. Tomlinson 2. Armstrong 3. Gehrig 4. Lord Mountbatten 5. Vuitton 6. Louis the Fourteenth of France (also known as Le Grand) 7. Louis XVI 8. Braille 9. Pasteur 10. B. Mayer 11. Donaldson 12. Louis C.K. 13. De Bernieres 14. Captain Zamperini 15. Farrakhan Sr. (he was born Walcott) 16. Reed

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Work/Career 1. A musician 2. One renowned trumpeter 3. First baseman 4. Earl of Burma 5. Fashion 6. Sun King 7. Last King 8. To help our blind see 9. Laboratory biologist 10. Film producer 11. Alto saxophonist 12. Shrewd humor 13. Novelist, raconteur 14. An athlete, POW, hero 15. Zealous Nation of Islam leader 16. Was in Velvet Underground.

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Kim Wall murder: Danish inventor Peter Madsen given life sentence

(BBC)

A Depraved Danish Murder Mystery At Sea 1. Peter Madsen 2. Kim Wall 3. Nautilus 4. Betina Hald Engmark 5. Jakob Buch-Jensen 6. Anette Burkoe

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1. A nutty and rampant killer 2. Journalist. Shame, the knave dismembered naked babe 3. Submarine sank 4. A lawyer 5. Prosecuted 6. The judge

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CBC News reporter explaining what an Incel, Chad, and Stacy mean

Slang Terms or Abbreviation: 1. Incel 2. Chad 3. Stacy

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1. Virgin/celibate (can't score) 2. Man (SOB) 3. Lady (trash)

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What does a Trump-Macron bromance mean for the world?

(BBC)
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Macron's Trump's bestie = Must bromance persist?

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