Deadly Nipah virus claims victims in India

(BBC)

The Nipah Virus = Harsh, punitive

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Royal Wedding: Bishop Michael Curry delivers powerful, passionate sermon

(Global News)

Michael Curry, the Bishop of the Episcopalians = Oafs hear such optimistic hyperbole in chapel

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The startling National Geographic cover photo that captures the plastic crisis

(The New Zealand Herald)

National Geographic's cover shows ~ plastic in ocean. Oh, how gross....grave.

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Kilauea Volcano Erupts on Hawaii's Big Island, but Scientists Say It's Not the "Big One"

(The New York Times)

The Big Island of Hawaii ~ is flowing a bit. Aha, hide!

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"Be wary of social media," Pope Francis warns nuns

(The Italian Insider)

Pope Francis gives the nuns some social media instruction = His input includes a memo on accessing favorite porn sites

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Tom Wolfe has died at 88

(Vanity Fair)

Tom Wolfe has died = Somewhat odd life

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58 killed in Gaza as US embassy opens in Jerusalem

(Sky News)

The relocation of the United States Embassy = Israel to detect it may be unsafe then shoots

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Royal wedding bells to ring for unlikely couple

(The Irish Independent)

Royal wedding bells = Legally bed Windsor

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Israel's Netta Barzilai Wins Eurovision Song Contest 2018

(Jerusalem Post)

It is not over until the colorful obese lady sings to be the ~ labile busty titleholder of the Eurovision Song Contest

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Reddit mixup: gender nonbinary

(Slate.com)

Reddit mixup: gender nonbinary = experiment in groin, buddy? Darn!

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Battle for Elgin Marbles: Greece demands return during Prince Charles visit

(The Daily Express)

Unhappy Greek politicians are demanding the Elgin Marbles back = Greece could kidnap philistine Meghan Markle's baby in apt anger

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Who is Israel's Eurovision 2018 entry Netta Barzilai?

(RadioTimes)

Israeli vocalist Netta Barzilai ~ is a titanic trailblazer, so alive.

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Who is Stormy Daniels' attorney, Michael Avenatti?

(CBS News)

Michael Avenatti is Stormy Daniel's lawyer = Ethical, yet we diss "smarmy" or "venal Italian"

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Trump breaks with European allies over Iran deal

(The Guardian)

Derail an ~ Iran deal

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Melania Trump unveils 'Be Best' campaign for children

(BBC)

Melania Trump has been promoting her "Be Best" campaign = Hmm, get huge breast implants, be bare, moan in a porn epic.

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Vadimir Putin debuts Russia's new presidential limousine

(Yahoo!)
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Presidential limousine = I intend: "Limo is pleasure!"

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Kilauea volcano eruption

(USA Today)

Kilauea volcano eruption = Caution: one roil, puke lava

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ATF Agent in Chicago Shot

(The New York Times)

ATF Agent in Chicago Shot = So, face action, hang tight!

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Hawaii's Kilauea volcano erupts, prompting mandatory evacuations

(CNN)

The Kilauea volcano = I leak hot lava on cue

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Stormy Daniels sues President Trump for defamation

(USA Today)

Stormy Daniels sues President Trump for defamation = Lustier porn star fumed, simmered. Ass Don T. to pay fine?

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