Ronaldinho reportedly marrying two women at same time

(Yahoo!)

Ronaldinho reportedly marrying two women at same time = Trend in polygamy: two, three, or more new, mild inamoratas

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Morgan Freeman accused of sexual harassment by multiple women

(The Independent)

That thespian Morgan Freeman is being accused ~ of harassment. Adage: "Bang it!" Such impertinence!

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Israel Launched World's First Air Strike Using F-35 Stealth Fighters, Air Force Chief Says

(Haaretz Newspaper)

Israeli stealth war plane ~ will trash Palestine area

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Trump admits to using alias "David Dennison"

(NBC News)

David Dennison = Avid Don sinned

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Who is MIT professor Neri Oxman, Brad Pitt's rumored new lady friend?

(HelloGiggles)

The brainy MIT professor of architecture and design Neri Oxman
=
Oh, offscreen her dear man is sexy actor Brad Pitt, meriting union
=
Offscreen her dear man is sexy actor Brad Pitt (enough mini intro)

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'Living fossil' giant salamander heading for extinction

(BBC)

The giant salamander = Ahem, in danger, at last

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Deadly Nipah virus claims victims in India

(BBC)

The Nipah Virus = Harsh, punitive

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Royal Wedding: Bishop Michael Curry delivers powerful, passionate sermon

(Global News)

Michael Curry, the Bishop of the Episcopalians = Oafs hear such optimistic hyperbole in chapel

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The startling National Geographic cover photo that captures the plastic crisis

(The New Zealand Herald)

National Geographic's cover shows ~ plastic in ocean. Oh, how gross....grave.

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Kilauea Volcano Erupts on Hawaii's Big Island, but Scientists Say It's Not the "Big One"

(The New York Times)

The Big Island of Hawaii ~ is flowing a bit. Aha, hide!

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"Be wary of social media," Pope Francis warns nuns

(The Italian Insider)

Pope Francis gives the nuns some social media instruction = His input includes a memo on accessing favorite porn sites

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Tom Wolfe has died at 88

(Vanity Fair)

Tom Wolfe has died = Somewhat odd life

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58 killed in Gaza as US embassy opens in Jerusalem

(Sky News)

The relocation of the United States Embassy = Israel to detect it may be unsafe then shoots

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Royal wedding bells to ring for unlikely couple

(The Irish Independent)

Royal wedding bells = Legally bed Windsor

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Israel's Netta Barzilai Wins Eurovision Song Contest 2018

(Jerusalem Post)

It is not over until the colorful obese lady sings to be the ~ labile busty titleholder of the Eurovision Song Contest

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Reddit mixup: gender nonbinary

(Slate.com)

Reddit mixup: gender nonbinary = experiment in groin, buddy? Darn!

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Battle for Elgin Marbles: Greece demands return during Prince Charles visit

(The Daily Express)

Unhappy Greek politicians are demanding the Elgin Marbles back = Greece could kidnap philistine Meghan Markle's baby in apt anger

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Who is Israel's Eurovision 2018 entry Netta Barzilai?

(RadioTimes)

Israeli vocalist Netta Barzilai ~ is a titanic trailblazer, so alive.

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Who is Stormy Daniels' attorney, Michael Avenatti?

(CBS News)

Michael Avenatti is Stormy Daniel's lawyer = Ethical, yet we diss "smarmy" or "venal Italian"

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Trump breaks with European allies over Iran deal

(The Guardian)

Derail an ~ Iran deal

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